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  1. Lycra + quads and my beloved Cannondale
    10 points
  2. I’m partial to sad twats, Ive done a hell of a lot of endurance cycling in the past so am unashamedly a sad twat myself, glass houses n all that.
    7 points
  3. I also have a bike but there'll be no lycra thanks.
    7 points
  4. In that case I confess I’ve got a mountain bike ………no fucking Lycra though
    6 points
  5. You have to be so careful with autocorrect.
    6 points
  6. your standards are lower than i ever imagined
    6 points
  7. The point you're all missing here is that @Buckster normally cycles in assless chaps ....................
    5 points
  8. I find myself being brought up in the weirdest of topics, lately
    5 points
  9. .....it's a difficult situation, he's not only brave enough to wear the lycra, but he also strikes a pose in it..... So, with that in mind I'll give him a wink.....
    5 points
  10. Yes, same here, I thought someone was yanking my chain (see what I did there). I barely believed the same sort of thing about the sandwich, cardigan or wellington boot, they are too familiar to be peoples' names. Perhaps one day people will look at an old tramp with no trousers on and his arse hanging out of a pair of grimy under-crackers and say to them selves, look at the state of his yens.
    4 points
  11. He would have to bring his friends...
    4 points
  12. No worries , it couldn’t be wank , cause any man that dresses like @Buckster in that picture will have no cock but only a shaven pussy .
    4 points
  13. Im getting a lycra wetsuit cant wait till summer whoo hoo.
    4 points
  14. You've got no chance of a comment their all choking on their own spew at the moment
    4 points
  15. Yeah ill take 400 and he'll go on NC. Wont get his dad on back of tgat though. Hes 85 and we were going to take him to isle of wight. With his panniers and top box its a comfy and safe bike to be on. He has a virago but theres no way he can ride now. I hope the bastards kill themselves on it.
    3 points
  16. Hey, everyone needs a little love and encouragement some times, I didn't say I would take him to the ball.... ...although a tall guy like that could be a good dancer, and with the lycra and all, ok....maybe I would take him to the ball.....but that's it!!!!
    3 points
  17. Or a piss only. They pretty much leave it up to you, they're not control freaks.
    3 points
  18. Crapping in the city is not as cheap as it used to be. The old saying, 'Here I sit broken hearted, paid my penny, only farted', no longer applies, it's around 50p to dump the kids off at the pool these days.
    3 points
  19. You're just not used to being around hair Tym!
    3 points
  20. Sex!........working on it from memory here.
    3 points
  21. Was it @Sir Fallsalot @Pedro or @Clive?
    3 points
  22. They used to play Big Balls by AC/DC there as well. You can't sing the chorus of that at the urinal.
    3 points
  23. ohhh....well you will have to share some photos of this new outfit upon it's arrival
    2 points
  24. Think I should keep off this thread, my understanding of some of these groups is on par with my understanding of particle physics. ................zero. But I know what a car hooter looks like, and how it works.
    2 points
  25. They usually just shrug it off. They lead the world in shrugging.
    2 points
  26. Not half as funny as me trying to buy a pannini in a boulangerie
    2 points
  27. I didn't mention you in the same context as @Buckster did though Pedro! I totally shun the Lycra Lifestyle!
    2 points
  28. Most of the old bands are the same! Some don't even have any original members.....like Atomic Rooster and Dr Feelgood.
    2 points
  29. I never saw ELO as a Prog band really.....more a middle of the road pop/rock band.
    2 points
  30. I believe that I have proved without a shadow of a doubt that I'm not a smoothie!
    2 points
  31. Tell it to the hand.
    2 points
  32. The styling of these modern nakeds is fucking hideous......except this one!
    2 points
  33. Some bald guy had to pay for sex, from the nothing new news department!
    2 points
  34. It's a corker today. Underground Karzi. https://spitalfieldslife.com/2022/02/03/at-gods-convenience-o/
    2 points
  35. My teenage french neice in law used to tell her mother "fuck you"...her mother loved she was speaking english, thought she was saying thank you.
    2 points
  36. the numbers of cases and new cases isn't falling yet here though it has , allegedly, in the UK. When it starts falling here then I'm sure they will follow suit, it's just the timing of everything is fucked up in our particular case.
    2 points
  37. You can't be French and not expect people to tell you to fuck off occasionally, that's just nature.
    2 points
  38. Singing "Why Can't This Be Love" whilst standing in a mens toilet could possibly send out the wrong message?
    2 points
  39. You're obsessed with man sex you are. Can't a few men stand an chat whilst holding their penis's without it being frowned upon?? Did Magna Carta die for nothing?
    2 points
  40. Getting ready for the new boat. Bigger with more tie downs, and a zippered mesh bag, whoo hoo.
    2 points
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