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Why does a duck have feathers? To cover its ass quack

It's true he let me sit on his pride and joy. I had to be lifted on it and then lifted off again afterwards, it was too high for me to manage on my own. This heartening anecdote has been brought to you by Carry On Ltd

Here’s buckyballs tent

Tell her he's been away having his nob cut off cause he wants to be a lady and we now all call him Tanya and hold open doors and give up our seats for him.... sorry her.

You are a bunch of faggots.

He’s too old for you, everyone knows your predilections.

Not really, it goes nearly as well as my 950 KTM’s and it’s sooooooooooooo smooth

Oh fuck off!

Cant play the BBC here mum cant understand a damn word Brits say, she wants ya;ll to stop mumbling, use your lips or something, you do spell well...i;ll give you that.

Thank God im here.

That is a video from that rally, they called in Goeff Goldblum because it made as much sense as the steaming pile of dung that appeared out of nowhere every morning.

I shared a campground with Yen once, that was close enough.

I thought that as one of the better educated guys on here that you may have an idea on it. But obviously you're just a dull cunt!

My life is complete.

I was the man from Atlanta, I had a whale of a time.

I still run tubes on my 690 (my round the world, get-stuck-in-random-places-alone bike) because of the repair issue you just mentioned, i.e. what do you when there's a serious tear to the carcass of the tyre.

Prince Andrew tried to finger me in Costa coffee .... 10 mill you cunt....... or ill fuck your mums party.

Two are hella cool.

you tit

Fuckmine, you don't half like some shite

Lol, obviously his 640 Adventure, not what Pete was thinking of

Adam Adamant Lives. Can we get back to motorcycle stuff now?

Whats a tent?

Your life is not complete until you've shared a tent with @yen_powell and @Sir Fallsalot. What you say @Tym?

You're not catching me out twice. I typed all this a few weeks ago and it disappeared.

A pair of paedophiles comparing notes?

Have you seen my question Dave?

Tiswas ?

Might be, but that’s not because of you

So they've made it fatter , heavier and stuck a bloody tv on it The wannabe's will be all over that...............

Pedro's blaming me as well now!

Ally is a sweetheart, you can tell her I said that, but according to yourself he does seem to be repeating your younger self’s mistakes …

Great place to mug tourists.

Abso-fucking-lutely………you’ll fucking hate the shite weather, crowded roads and boring, flat countryside. Why do you think all the Dutch (and Belgians come to that) are moving down to Spain? ………..and fer fucks sake I was only joking about moving to your village, I didn’t realise you were so sensitive?

He’s gone for lie down after watching that

The Beta got a new skid plate which did arrive yesterday Me and the wife don't do the valentines thing either but i did treat her to a kids curry and chips and some chocolate but only because she asked

Ah, who said that romance is dead!

With the trail riding i do on the 650 and xr400 i run tubes because there's always a lot of road work and i like to keep up a good speed on the road and always carry spares and tools to change them. with the XTrainer i use mousses because you just cant puncture them i run a 120 Mousse in a 140 tyre so when the mousse is new its the equivalent of about 10 psi now it has 1500 miles on it it's more like 6psi when it starts getting really soft i'll stick it in a 120 tyre I was thinking of tubliss but I was out a few months ago with a lad using tubliss system and he had a rip in the sidewall of the tyre, he had a tubeless repair kit but it was no good to fix this. A fix would have meant putting a tube in so that means carrying tools and tubes again so i decided to stick with mousses

Not quite Prog but Garry Brooker in fine voice................

Enough of this .................................... Let's have a tune by the smoothest singer in the world, ever