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I realised quite late in my life after knowing a lot of very wealthy people nearly all of them are complete cunts. You dont get or stay rich by being a nice or good person. They think theyre immune from the normal rules of decency and life must bend to suit them and having a lot of money makes that happen. My experience of very wealthy people is that theyre toxic. If I asked for her place in Spain she’d likely give it to me but the real price for it would be unbearable!

Today will be a good test Tym to see how it’s going. I haven’t had any phantom limb pains for over 28 days so fingers crossed

Car part didn't arrive so took the bike for an MOT, the fitter where i take it is now doing the MOT inspections and the fucker is thorough cheeky git put a throwing front wheel loose spoke and slight play in the suspension linkage down as an advisory its been like that for the last 15 years i ain't about to fix it now went home the long way. The road from the MOT station is getting a bit rough i think This lane was recently cut back by some horsey types the lazy fuckers left all the clippings on the floor made it a little hard going After going through this I picked up a few of these i had to stop twice to clear the crap stuck in the bike and once to shift some branches i couldn't ride through Went to check on a lane where i reported a tree blocking the road a few months ago when i got there it was cleared But a little further on the recent winds had brought another tree down Easy enough to get around down through here But then another down had to cut through the trees to the right to get around it, from here it was home keep forgetting how nice the XR is to ride on the trails

A mansion you say....

No. She has a mansion in Mijas but she hasnt been there for a very long time. Being on her tod and a bit frail now she prefers it here. She lives in a posh part of Buckinghamshire. Which isnt far away enough!

I don't have much to choose from this month i'll try this one from today

Just walked down to the river with my son...................

Winner winner chicken dinner A complete building and........................... NO FUCKING TOP BOX

I would like to say my photo is not photo shopped in any way @Pedro needs to go to specsavers and @XTreme needs to stop looking for ways to ban the winning photo

Haha well at least I wasn't out on the bike in a van

fucking Twat

Mr Slowly had a shoulder repair and was told it couldnt be done until he stopped playing, eventually the damage was so severe his arm stopped working and gave him constant pain. They did the repair and the consultant told him it was the most difficult repair he’d ever done and in no uncertain terms he must not play rugby. The surgery worked well and 6 weeks later I drop my sons off at rugby and go to say hello to Mr Slowly who’s coaching. Except he’s nowhere to be seen, everyone on the side of the pitch saw me and stopped talking cos the mad mother was on the pitch playing! “But but but they were short a player and the game would have been cancelled if I hadn’t….”

I played rugby today well for all of about 20 mins before I tried tackling one of the oppo with my head and knocked myself unconscious.....so slowly has confirmed a bout of concussion

I'm chuffed mate, it was hard going initially after the surgery with severe pain and I thought 'wtf has he done' but the long game seems to be working at the moment

Alentejo, big skies and Cork trees!

Time for a beer and a bit of crap tele!

What a crap weekend! Came back to Blighty (because its Mr Slowlys 50th next week and we’re going to Dublin to celebrate) so my mum turns up here unannounced with a gift for me, I ask Mr Slowly to tell her Im unwell and cant see her (which is true though its a duty free induced illness ) so she offloads a load of bullshit on him that was meant for me, its stuff thats going to stir up a boat load of trouble. So pissed off. Im now going to have to go and see her and read out the riot act and if she doesn’t acquiesce immediately then Im going to have to delete her from my life. Its a tad discombobulating loving someone and wanting them to fuck off and die at the same time

That was the furthest I've walked since my surgery, it was about 3.5 - 4 miles.

I can't get out so I've been doing site backups all day!

Is the colour of the sky a prerequisite for working

AKA, the clutch is easier if you have a leg.

Yes , people with no confidence and who should not be driving take their test in autos , mostly Africans .

Fucks sake, Pete, is that a real painted building in the background instead of a crumbling half built mess? Trying new things!

Too late......it's in!

Feeling tired today. Up at 3am yesterday and went to Wigan to collect a 3ltr engine and manual gearbox for the mates Capri. His car started life as a 30ltr auto Ghia. Last owner swopped engine and box for a 2.8 auto out of a Granada. We've now got everything we need to make it a 3ltr manual. Chap we got the parts from has this in his garage amongst other things. Today I will be mostly knock out an old brick fireplace, resting and heading for the pub.

I almost voted for Tym, but he’s a knob end so I didn’t.

you make that sound worse than playing rugby and getting knocked the fuck out , did one of the other rugby men give you the kiss of life .

The local land owner on that lane has been know to put logs in the way so was wondering if he had been there messing about or it could have been last weekends storms blowing it all back onto the lane. As for preferring the XR over the Beta i cant really say i have a preference, i like each of them for what they are i didn't think once today on the dirt i wish i was on the Beta there wasn't anything technical enough. the XR wins hands down for the road work between the lanes and then the 650 beats the XR on the road i just like everything so no one gets jealous of each other

I'm currently on my 6th pint of scotch and coke for that exact reason

I'm still in the process of getting the bike sorted and was giving this year away as a test for the bike then will look at racing next year

Bloody part just turned up for the car so i now know what i'm doing tomorrow

CNN just said Putins move into ukraine was "mostly" peaceful. Just kidding thats what they said about last summers riots. My bad.

Sounds like fun......er not.

We are waiting for a bed to be delivered.

10c here, and not a cloud in the sky. .....iam doing fuck all.

7c here and grey here........so I'm working!

They cant get a date Bob, and have i got a car for you 440 american cubic inches, this car shifts steers brakes itself and can seat more than Bucks transit bus he drives Bruces around in.

Oooooooooooooh the big boys don't like driving unless they can move their hands about. You stick to your manuals and I'll just cruise along in my autos . Changing gear manually in a car............. no 17 in life's pointless exercises

Yeh.....real building.....some sort of fucking church thing I think!

No, please, there's no need for extremisms! I'll remember @Sofia about this, she must have a couple of nice ones.

Piggy-back

Well that won’t matter as you won’t get any votes anyway.

Only 4 entries? I'm going to have to throw my shit one in at this rate!