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@XTreme I have a management strategy I think you’ll enjoy. Mr Slowly uses it on his unpalatable relations and sometimes it makes us laugh so much we cant breath. Might be just the thing for dealing with your sons wife. We call it ramp it up. Whatever they say you agree with, no matter how outrageous it is you say they are absolutely right, then you double down on it by taking whatever theyve said a step further in the ridiculous direction theyre heading. When they agree or say something else stupid you big them up even more and encourage them down the pathway of extreme views. They wont argue with you because youre simply agreeing with them on everything, your telling them theyre great and right. Step by step youll get them to a point of extremism even they cant agree with (or sometimes they do ) and the conversation stops. They arent sure what just happened and youve done nothing wrong but you know what just occurred You’ll laugh your tits off at how far you got them to go and the absurd things theyve said. I promise you its an absolute hoot. Shes already given you a starter with that “Im not a friendly person, I wasnt brought up yo be friendly” stuff, that has plenty of potential. Yes yes youre right, why do people waste so much time trying to be friendly its so fake, why would you want bring your children up to waste time being friendly? And on it goes until suddenly theyre agreeing the planet would be better place if we just eradicated all the friendly people. You could have an absolute ball with this person.

There she is,

Octagon-shaped barn on a huge ranch in NE Orygun.....

Sensible policies for a stronger Britain

Chief Joseph mtn.... taken near Ferguson ridge.... NE Orygun

Mandi was keeping an eye on me.

Magazine left open on the bed… been busy?

There we have it, Father and son both pussy whipped.

Younger then you grandad.

Great way to get a hottie StateSide, tell her we're taking the bus on a date. Mass transit is a turn on fur shur...

My wife held a provisional licence for 1 year, rode her little Yamaha Passola 50cc for 1 week, till a lorry forced her into a roadside ditch, never rode again, and she has never attempted to drive a car........call me Parker.

Really, I’ve looked everywhere around the engine and hidden places for a dead bird or something like that, and there’s none, there’s no ants around the bike, but still they keep popping up … What the fuck, is there a hidden ant colony on my bike? Stay tuned… I sprayed ant killer on the center stand, but that might just make them not want to leave

Can you picture what 50 ants say to each other when they're traveling at 130kmh on a motorway?

They have been popping up randomly in the garage and outside, but now there are none to be seen anywhere but in the bike, I've made surprise attacks and killed about 50 or 100 by now, all of them only on the top of bike, I can´t spot them in the mess of black nooks and tubes that is the GS's lower half. I'll send an email to BMW Motorrad and ask them that if they wish me to consider a GS1300 it better come equipped with an electronic pest repellent

Only when the bikes in there

Or to throw her off it

That could be so much fun pissed.

So your generation owing to their innate toughness and womanising role models never had any relationship troubles..

I get people not being interested in cars or bikes as a hobby or something fun, but being able to get in a vehicle andmove around is a valuable ability to have, as Pete’s son is in the risk of learning. Like goingto school, you learn to read not because it’s fun.

He’s a young man in a situation where being able to drive a car is clearly important, Parker

I did have a good look under the main seat where the ECU is, and couldn't spot any. Apart from that only if on the intake. The whole bike's guts are plastic vent like things, bloody ants are black too so they only run out of camouflage when they walk onto white or light grey plastic

Got any air vents or plastic pipe work. I killed an ant in my VW Golf as I was driving once. It was on the dashboard having a little wander. 5 minutes later I saw another one, then another 5 minutes after that. I think I had a small colony in the air vents, my car is parked on top of concrete block paving which sits on sand. There are always little piles of sand made by ants between the blocks. I think that because I don't use my car very often some had decided to camp out in it.

Only her.....I want the boys to have something nice!

Maybe you can find a bridge for her to live under.

What a great thing, a tiny adjustable pepper mill: I’m easily amused…

The friendly people don’t need to be eradicated, just sterilised, in the meantime they can be used as slave labour and organ donors.

It’s great fun. I tend to head towards extreme punishment for minor infractions this is usually a sure fire winner cos a lot of people love the idea of punishing anyone who takes a different approach from them. If that flies I move onto the mass annihilation of whatever type of person they don’t like. I’ve only once managed to get passed that onto discussing the best methods to achieve this cos if they have agreed to the mass annihilation part I usually give the game away by laughing and telling them they would have loved my mate Adolf (don’t recommend that part for your sons wife ). I got six30 as far as tasering school children for absenteeism before he twigged and bailed But it’s more likely someone will realise what’s going on if it’s written than in face to face conversation where your encouragement keeps the flow going. Last one Mr Slowly did resulted in agreement on the mass sterilisation of stupid people. His brother who’s not daft but is ultra right wing did eventually realise what was going on and smiled cos he knew he’d made a fool of himself so I asked how it all would be decided cos it seemed likely to me they’d all be on that list

I'm going to test it out for sure.

My best guess is modern women dont want their men to have such freedom.

No......I didn't have any relationship troubles! Admittedly I got stabbed once and belted by a fair few, but that's par for the course!

I had to get a form of transport, mining village 8 miles away from nearest town. So yeh, needed wheels to have some freedom.

In our day you had to get a licence to have some freedom and pull birds!

You ain't a young guy Tym!

Younger guys today are generally fucking pathetic (especially with females)........they're not like our generation in any way. Where's the motorcycling-riding, fast-living womanisers like Steve McQueen, Bon Scott, Cozy Powell, John Bonham, Barry Sheene, James Hunt, Mike Hailwood, Billy Ivy etc nowadays?

It is the same with my son, he is nearly 41, never had a licence, and has never shown any interest in driving. My daughter, total opposite, took driving lessons and took her driving test as soon as she possibly could.

I can't listen to Metallica on my helmet unless on really nice roads in the countryside, it tends to creep up and increase adrenalin, just watched a cool clip explaining this video on Metallica playing One at the Grammy's in 1989. The only metal band I like, which means I'm not a metal guy, not a big surprise. They were 25/26 years of age and quite out of their element playing for people outside of their usual fan base, until James Hetfield (3:15 in this video) turned to Lars and eagered him to push it and they turned it into a proper Metallica show in the end, I think it's quite cool: Billy Crystal, always the top host, too!

I don't get it, never too late to get a driver's license and be independendent of his wife, is he impaired in some way that he can't drive? Polish women are weird, but this one seems to be beyond bananas, she'll go nuclear meltdown in small-town Spain

And put a small roundabout exiting every dealership

Its just dawned on me why you've been checking out all those remote abandoned places, it's for a certain body disposal isn't it

Something about donkeys springs to mind but I cant get quite what..

Sounds good Pete Maybe a fresh start for relations then? Though you might have to stop referring to her as the crazy bitch

You got more energy than me Bob.......just walking to the toilet is enough for me! Be a lot easier if I could roll my chair there!

Don’t you like talking yanky then … it’s not a big vocabulary…. Just things like … ” I just gotta tell you “ me me me … jelly doughnuts Extra large with all the toppings whats a sugar free drink ?