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You think Pete could locate a car battery?

Pete, don't you be glugging the contents of your car battery.

Everyone keep it down mumz taking a nap, hooligans.

She’s crazy you know that. I wouldn’t waste my energy on her. In a different life I used to breed and train dogs. There’s some surprising crossovers between human and canine behaviour. If you had a badly behaved dog one for example that wouldn’t shut up or ran away the easiest way to correct this annoying behaviour was to turn your back on it. Literally turn away from them and walk the other way and not chase after them or reward their behaviour with attention. They very quickly would stop barking or turn back to chase after you. Works with people too.

I guess Dickster was already taken.

Nope it’s being a twat. Mind you, it could have been my lack of technique? I’ll try draining some fuel out of the carb as @Sir Fallsalot suggested if it stops raining long enough. To be fair, it’s not been run properly for about a year or more so I’m surprised I’ve managed to start the fucker at all!

Out on the Beta tomorrow doing some of the harder stuff again but its dry so should be easier, only two of us so cant see me taking many photos the wife's away so maybe out Sunday as well

You;re assuming i actually have an area of expertise, apparently any area of mine had a no trespassing sign on it.

Polish bank staff have the hardest job in the world, just after Polish money lenders.

OK, tired and dint eat well in rehab, so i have to get some pounds on her.

Stu and Bender?

Going out this evening with a couple of friends one of which thinks the sun shines out of my arse and as Im happy for the odd bit of ego stroking I hope this sorely deluded individual doesnt have the scales drop from his eyes hehehe

I have a headache too buts mines sherry induced and strangely I dont feel one iota of shame for doing that to myself Do you have anything to help deal with the migraine? Ive heard migraine caps are the bees knees. Ill find a link.

I had a blinding migraine yesterday......always happens when I start winding down after many days of continual intense work. And first thing this morning I got all that insane shit from her......so it's kicked the fucking migraine off again.

I’m suing.

Happy Spring Everyone!

Ditch her, when she goes to the ladies room on a service station somewhere in Germany ... Just turn the Citroen's go dial to 11 and blast off

No......everyone will just assume he's a lazy cunt. And they'll be right!

If there's no ride report, everyone will just assume you were stuck on a dry mud hole and did nothing else all day...

I don't know you can give it a go though

i just went and loved myself after watching the weigh in.

Oh god I’ve been on here too long.. “pull this off” what was I thinking?

That's a bit of a fecker if you're driving

Stu loves me even more than Pedro

Oh and get yourself some electrolytes. In other countries if someone turns up at A&E with a migraine the first thing they do is put up a bag of electrolytes. Something like this would be perfect as it doesnt taste of gag inducing sweeteners in revolting flavours. https://eletewater.co.uk If they dont ship to Spain and you fancy giving it a go let me know and Ill gladly post it to you. Blimey Im full of advice today. Soz Ill shut up now

Tomorrow I shall take Costa out for a little walk in the morning, and then getting on my bike and riding home. It's a 2,5 hour motorway ride but I've got a feeling it'll take way longer than that as I'll check out some smaller roads that look twisty on the map. Unless the weather is shitty. Ducati is currently touring Portuguese dealers with a couple of DesertX bikes for showing them off and they're close by today, but I'm resisting going to see them as the local dealership is so unfriendly. I am tempted to give one a proper look in a few months once they're out though, what you think of that engine @boboneleg?

I retrospect I have decided to allow this as it gives wee chinky cunts the opportunity to aspire to my excellence. I'm caring like that.

Thanks Caroline! I'm standing back and let the wife handle her!

her first night there id feed her half frozen Fisherman freds perogies

Sounds like cultural insensitivity or perhaps that should say cultural over sensitivity on her part. You didnt know that wasnt ok with them and it does whiff of bullshit just a bit doesnt it. Shes just trying to push your buttons. Dont buy into it Pete. Bypass the silly child and talk to the adult which sounds like its her dad. Her having your son by the balls is a killer and its hard to ghost her but the swiftest way to end her nonsense is to mentally send her to her room and not let her out (engage with her) until she behaves and if she doesnt thats ok youve sidelined her. Set it up now and hopefully youll have an easier ride when she arrives. Dont lose sight that what youre doing for your son and grandchildren is above and beyond, top man. Alternatively spike her drink with LSD and watch her come down in a different place.. I jest of course.. kinda

Shock collars work too, just saying.

A Chinese Buckster

Adam West was the ONLY Batman AFAIC!

Be glad to see the back of this month......still more shit to come though. I'm not holding my breath for Sunday......I've got my hopes raised in the past only to be let down. Anyway......what are you lot up to?

Thank you, that's just hilarious! One of those laughing yellow guys on the bottom of the post wasn't enough, I loved that!

i'd be leaving the twat in Poland.

I’m thinking positive thoughts about Sunday @XTreme because I’m getting two wheeled withdrawal symptoms. The plan is to kick that DR into life (wouldn’t start today ) or bump start the thing and get it to my mates place where we can give it a bit of a going over to make sure it’s at least ‘safe’ to ride

Oh dear I need to leave in 30 minutes and the Bloody Mary has gone straight to my head. My face is mahoosively flushed and my pupils are like pissholes in the snow. Not going to pull this off am I?

I knew you wouldn't keep that bloated barge long! This is a surreal experience for me......somebody beating me in bike buying! Cos since we started 2 years ago I've had two bikes.....6 months with the Strom and 18 months with the Beemer! You must have had about 6 since then!

Forgive me Tym but thats not exactly your area of expertise is it?

Blimey 8880 reviews for it. Wonder if it works on hangovers? https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07DG2Z1NH/ref=ox_sc_saved_title_1?smid=A31TXJ2OUARSQI&psc=1

Apparently she lost her shit because I mentioned the price of the rental in the mail to her father. According to my boy you cannot mention money to Polish people. WTF? How does anybody buy a TV in a fucking shop then? A game of charades? Sign Language? Her and her family are fucking idiots!

Yeh she will......she's told me not to give her a straightener and just to get her over here on our turf. Then she'll go to work on her.