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Rode the bikes down to Southampton yesterday. As usual we got away late and only stopped for fuel and food so sorry for the lack of pics. Bikes are parked in a multi-storey with both wheels chained to each other and both with disc locks, can’t help but be worried about them going missing or some thieving basted trying. Currently on the red jet heading for Cowes on the isle or white to see daughter.

@Slowlycatchymonkey at the bike shop!

Warning moany offloading rant ahead. Right thats it I want a fucking restart on this weekend. What a load of crap. I have two girlfriends Im closer to than just ordinary mate status. One messaged yesterday cos she’s in pieces cos her stupid fucking eating habits (ie starving herself all the time and living on dry lettuce leaves) have transferred to her daughter (my god daughter) who has now been diagnosed with anorexia. Shes so low in weight she’s having to be forced to eat to a draconian time table. That made me pretty angry cos I warned her more than once what would happen and to be careful not to let her girls see or pick up on all her stupid shit. Being angry with someone and feeling sorry for them at the same time is very annoying. And the other friend subtly kept on about her girls really wanting to come to Spain. I wasnt keen theres not a lot of room for 6 people and one of her daughters is a tantruming nightmare. I find that pretty difficult because I dont put up with any of that shit but her mum just lets her have her own way, if she does say no the daughter ramps up the tantrum to stellar proportions until her mum says yes But as they are also my god daughters and I know how much they want a little holiday I relented and said well a week would be too long but a long weekend might be ok. She has just txt me her flight booking… 6 days. SIX DAYS! Im going to have to get some duct tape for my mouth.. or maybe it would be better used on her daughter

Had a nice ride today, weather was really overcast and grey so pictures didn't turn out great. Codfish is in the oven now, I'm starving.

We’ll this is what came out of the carb. A lovely milky fluid. Now it’s raining again. Happy fucking Saturday

What a shit weekend, literally the restaurant has given me the shits. I can see my motorbike gleaming in the sunshine and I cant risk going out on it.. which is a bit… shit

Six--------} Rumbled. By a chick, ugh, manhood takes another hit to the nads.

Try some "Start you Bastard" spray.

I’m going to have to get the tank and carb off so it can be cleaned through. And it’s still fucking raining. And I haven’t got anywhere dry to do it in this rental property. Might have to have a nap instead.

Honestly you do one thing wrong once and no-one ever lets you forget it.

No pics on this one please

Wanking Carb's? Are they made in china 4 20 dollars Alex.

Somebody cum in your carb? Sounds like @Sir Fallsalot has been in close proximity to that machine!

Never worried @yen_powell

It did when I picked it up but I put 5 litres of 98 in and it ran fine. It’s been started from cold a couple of times since then and normally starts on about third or fourth kick. Not yesterday though I’m going to drain the carb this morning and see if that helps. A bump start is on the cards. I think the poor thing has been stood doing Jack shit for about a year and could just do with a clean, change of fuel, and new consumables. That should help.

Woot! Guess who is booked and on a rescue mission? Yes, I'm going to Cambodia again! At last! Beastie, hold on, I'm coming for you....

I see your work Pete, you evil genius

Please tell me that was a random link to those as you can get them a lot cheaper. As for powder coating its pretty tough but like all things the way you treat them will have a big effect on their condition for example i don't think their gravel proof https://www.motocard.com/en/cases/givi-dlmk36b_trekker_dolomiti_36_black_line_monokey_pack_2.aspx?country=GB&currency=GBP&mtc_source=google&mtc_medium=cpc&mtc_campaign=shopping&gclid=Cj0KCQjw8_qRBhCXARIsAE2AtRbThTYIdBN9gj_M_aCNYefs7_L4BtjCWKWemFagNoAM6VD45xo5FDoaAkhqEALw_wcB

We're you born in Clifton. When we were young if we met a girl from Clifton we'd say 'her shit don't stink '

Nah , she's not pre teen

It didn't ricochet and end up in @Skippy's carb did it?

She said she wasn’t going to speak about that.

Me sweet? I never had you down as deluded.

I just got a call from Paco who owns the flat! We're going to see it tomorrow morning 11am.

I think @Buckster has rubbed off on her!

this place has ruined you ,you used to be such a sweet well spoken lady ... what you say @XTreme & @Clive

My shit smells of roses.

About a year but they’d got it through the ITV this February……….the tester must’ve been a relative. I can sort it with the help of a good mate but I need to get it to his workshop and he’s back to the UK for a couple of weeks next Wednesday. There’s more to be done than is possible between now and next Wednesday so I’ve set my mind to the fact that it’s a longer term project.

@Six30's standards of acceptable behaviour fall far short of normal people's Clive. So to him they're Icons of Internet Forums!

You know that dude woke up wondering how the fuck his shoe got hit with stink so bad.

Which POS bike is yours?

They're a tough breed.....there's even old grannies brandishing automatic weapons. No wonder the Russians are abandoning their vehicles......if you've got a bunch of crazy old women defending their families out to kill you you're in deep shit.

Ukraine chicks are hot, why arnt y;all hanging with them? Nevermind, they carry those narsty gun things. Mo fo me.

Even smarter, I've never met her and I'm not looking forward to it either She must be really hot though, surely there's something to her...

Get your balks tickled , might help ….

You think Pete could locate a car battery?

So theres the special home style haircut, the jowls of a washed up muso, the class of a pissed up slapper shitting herself at a bus stop and now a body so crepey it would be worth more as recycled paper than attached to a human being. I do love this forum, its good for the soul

Disgusting behaviour if he has

mr and mrs @Slowlycatchymonkey enjoying a Spanish beach.

Spanish and Italian girls would be my preference Tym!

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anything to do with buckster it would be a large pink cigar