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There's an old saying............... He who puts barge in lovely scenery ruins scenery

I’m the only one here with a real bike, my photography skills are up there with National Geographic and I still get nothing! This place is

I voted for you , only for the benefit of your mental state … your bike looks like it should be in the circus .

Got the plumber in to redo the bath so its better for mum, say goodby to my not to me new honda nivi.

Give her a paintbrush and let her get on with it.................

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Nice weekend for me, I hope. Son coming home from Uni tomorrow until monday afternoon and its good when we’re all together, loud n laughy with good wine and lots of good food, it doesnt get better than that We’ll be having the ‘Real Mothers Day’ which we have the Sunday after the official one cos one year donkeys ago I lost it after having to spend it placating Mr Slowlys miserable mean spirited mother whilst trying to look after a baby n toddler. It was a very reasoned discussion about the merits of Mothering Sunday and that perhaps it shouldnt be me running around after everyone else… or maybe it really went along the lines of his mum leaving and me shouting FUCK THIS as loudly as possible, I like to pretend it was the former..

Not looking great weather wise here over the weekend..........and we are on granddaughter caring duties from next Monday till after Easter.

Bit rude

A fucking overgrown moped that's been beaten with the ugly stick wins.

Looks a bit better this weekend......but things have a habit of turning to shit of course! So hopefully I'll be able to get out at sometime! Maybe! What about you lot?

Your dining room is in another part of town then Dave?

Two friends are having a nice round of golf, when one of them hacks his ball into the long grass next to a water trap. He's hunting through the long grass, backwards and forwards, when he eventually finds his ball, next to a frog. He reached down to move the frog, but the frog suddenly says "kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess!" The guy steps back, "What?!!" The frog says "kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess and we can get married and have lots of children and live in a big castle, happily ever after" The guy reaches down, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. His friend, who had come over to help look for the ball, says "didn't you hear what that frog said?" "It said that if you kiss it, it'll turn into a beautiful princess and you could get married and have lots of kids and live in a big castle, happily ever after!" The guy shrugged and lined up to take his shot "Well?" Said his mate, "don't you want all that?" The guy says "nah, I'd rather have a talking frog!"

With me it's about 100 entries......and 1 win!

Its almost as bizarre as you getting a vote Never mind he can join me and six on the losers bench

There are three reasons i watched this video and to listen to the music wasn't one of them

Gay.

Sunny but very windy and a bit cold here, so probably no getting out on the bike until sometime during the week.

Justice delayed hits like a brick house.

Yeh.....I got a vote this time! Very odd!

The right bike won! Congrats @Mawsley great pic

Arranged with Paco that we take possession on Monday 11th.....6 days before they get here. So we'll have access to get the net connected and a washing machine delivered. We'll need two cars to get them from the airport because of their luggage etc. Normally Tony the Tools does the airport runs for us......but I'll have to follow him in our car this time. And I told him tonight that he's the one getting stuck in the car with the Psycho!

why aint @Richzx6r got any votes.... oh his bike's not entered. cause the twat aint been out on it since 2014

Nothing to do with the topic but i just saw this and thought of you @Tym

I admire the resolve but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Keeping track of lung function and oxygen sats should mean you get offered the right booster stuff at the optimum times. Obviously I cant fly to Merica and twist your arm so have this gif instead Or this one, she’s cute you should do what she says, might get a date

Without them i have good bp and the abs of Jesus Christ on the day of his death. Summers coming, get ready for nipple shots. Besides, lung cancer studies are so boring to be in, and you know how it ends already.

Id take a guess that youre the sort of guy that will get whatever healthcare you want if you want it enough. The only humiliation thats possible is theirs for the crap care thats on offer. Ring them, make them do their job, like L’Oréal youre worth it

Not my fault my DR's office stopped calling, american medicine is crap. Humiliation isnt the kind of healthcare im looking for anyways.

Hmm. If youre only being checked up for BP and your BPs fine I could go along with that but if youre supposed to be having other things checked like for example bloods then thats no good Tymmy. You need to find the will to make them see you. Thats ‘forum nobody’ orders!

I do bp well i was within a few numbers of the nurses. It was high years ago, so they put me on medication, now that they stopped seeing me im on my own and doing well.

Well now, I know being on this forum leads you to believe my standards are low and I can’t argue with that and I will confess whilst looking at the male species Im happy to forgo the pleasures of discourse to spend a bit of time with a nice looking knuckle dragger who cant really string a coherent sentence together but I do draw the line at being able to wash and dress themselves so no I dunno a lot about knob cheese. There are some limits even for for me

It’s nice on toast

Do you know much about foreskin cheese Caroline? @Sir Fallsalot wanted me to ask you for some reason!