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Did it have value when it was dry then ?

Windy and cold here again. Spots of sleet coming down occasionally! I didn't move all this way for it to be cold! I think I need to write a strongly worded letter to M. Macron to ask what he's going to do about it!

Moved the smart meter into the kitchen yesterday as a reminder to switch everything off. Turned on the two small ovens for just half an hour, nearly had a heart attack

is that you getting your early excuse in

Still 24.7 with mum, not going anywhere.

Because @Six30 is now the most popular contributor here! There's no way back from this!

It got wet? Zero resale value now then!

Wasn't out for long......it was a lot colder than they forecast! You can see the snow on the peaks!

Worst i ever had it was on guam and we had to wait three days to get a/c's for the house on base.... Im left with ptsd from the suffering.

Everything was great back when everything was shit! We're now living in an era where people are romanticising Poverty!

I shall be departing for a ride shortly Blue sky and sun is shining here as well just over 3c so perfect for trail riding

What are you waiting for then, get out there and get that BOTM shot

yeh .. but didn't say @XTreme was borrowing it stealing cats

You told everyone this was my van ....................

I told you Six should have got the mod gig.

you said you had one you twat... or was i dreaming about you again ?

Perhaps we'll all have to get a van ........................ although according to him I've got one already

Fake news , that’s an old photo

6c here showery with the odd snowflake.

Bout the same here which is odd, normally rain as soon as we mention the garden.

We have blue skies and sun.......but only going up to 11C!

Sunny ....light breeze.....about 6c (it may get up to 8c later. I have fed the rodents and birds.......stuck for something to do now.

We expect a Ride Report as well you lazy cunt!

Got all I need …

and as you can see mine looks nothing like that.........................

it,s been fookin snowing here, on and off, since friday afternoon here, thursday was 20 degrees today it was 2 or 3. tomorrow much the same. I, worked all week, and done 5 hrs overtime today. I shall mostly be sleeping tomorrow. Starting summer hours this week so will be working weekends from now till october, well saturdays anyway and having time off during the week.

Did you go that fast you went back in time.

No......I'll be going out shortly!

Blue sky and sun is shining?

Your dining room is in another part of town then Dave?

Two friends are having a nice round of golf, when one of them hacks his ball into the long grass next to a water trap. He's hunting through the long grass, backwards and forwards, when he eventually finds his ball, next to a frog. He reached down to move the frog, but the frog suddenly says "kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess!" The guy steps back, "What?!!" The frog says "kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess and we can get married and have lots of children and live in a big castle, happily ever after" The guy reaches down, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. His friend, who had come over to help look for the ball, says "didn't you hear what that frog said?" "It said that if you kiss it, it'll turn into a beautiful princess and you could get married and have lots of kids and live in a big castle, happily ever after!" The guy shrugged and lined up to take his shot "Well?" Said his mate, "don't you want all that?" The guy says "nah, I'd rather have a talking frog!"

A guy takes his monkey into a pub for a drink. The barman says "the monkey can stay here as long as it behaves" The guys says "Thanks, I'll keep him under control" After a few minutes the monkey suddenly jumps onto the bar and starts running up and down, knocking people's drinks over. The barman says "I said that monkey can stay here, as long as it behaves!" The guy apologises and promises to control his monkey. A few minutes later the monkey jumps down and runs around onto other customers tables, stealing their food and knocking drinks over. The barman says "Look, I told you that the monkey can only stay if it behaves itself!" The guy apologises again "I'm sorry, he just gets excited with other people around. I'll keep him under control" The barman says "OK, but that's it's last chance. Any more misbehaving and you're both barred!" After a few more minutes the monkey jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the balls and shallows it. The barman is livid, "That's it, you're barred and take your monkey with you!" The guys apologises and leaves. 6 months later the guy goes into the bar again. The barman says " Get out, you're barred!" The guy says "Look, I'm really sorry about what happened before, but the monkey has learned its lesson and is a reformed character " The barman says grudgingly "OK, but you get one chance. Any misbehaving and you're barred permanently!" The guy says "OK, understood " and sits at the bar, with the monkey on the barstool next to him. The monkey is very quiet and sits there, barely moving. After a while the monkey reaches onto the bar and carefully takes an olive from a bowl there, puts it up it's arse and then eats it. The barman goes ballistic! "Did you see what your monkey just did? It took an olive, stuck it up its arse and then ate it!" The guy says" Yeah, I'm sorry about that, but since the incident with the ball off the pool table he checks the size of anything before he eats it now!"

Ah yes, the good old days, how we miss them..............NOT!

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There are three reasons i watched this video and to listen to the music wasn't one of them

Why pay for cute when a six pack of beer makes ok perfect.

Here I go with another unpopular suggestion- gives you all something to rail against ay Thing is people assume a fat person wouldnt be in a wheelchair if they werent fat and they should just stop being lazy. My experience is those people do exist but a large number of overweight mobility chair users dont start off jumbo sized, they get fat because theyre in a wheelchair. Losing your mobility means any meaningful exercise isnt possible, the activities you can enjoy are limited and eating is a one of the few joys left, it just takes a double whammy of depression and immobility and boom suddenly someone is being sneered at when they were just unfortunate enough to develop something as simple as respiratory problems. Then the supersized ones who are in a chair because they are simply obese generally either have learning difficulties or deep seated psychological issues, after all you have to be bonkers to exchange being able to walk for being fat. Cant imagine anyone on here doing that.