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My guess is the batshit crazy polish bitch has dumped his lifeless body in some abandoned dago midget hovel and driven off in to the sunset laughing maniacally

I'm going in...........300 mile round trip! Expect the unexpected!

This has come around quick, good luck today Pete hope the bitch surprises you and the ride back is real pleasant, just remember she might be a bitch but she is making a huge change in her life and that cant be easy and to top all that she has to deal with you

Ignore the nutcase and concentrate on your son and grandsons. Sell her to the Arabs if she gives you too much grief.

.......I opened this place.....expecting it to last a couple of months till the lockdown ended! But we're still here! Incredible! I've usually fucked it all up by now! Yes.....the standards are low! And yes, just like all the others It's become a hangout for losers, perverts, and twats who just happen to have bikes! Most of whom have now reached the geriatric stage! But the way I look at it is that losers, perverts, and twats who just happen to have bikes should have a forum where they can feel at home. The deadly serious professional motorcyclists don't think much of this place as you know......but we can't be every thing to every man. But at least we're real! Which is a rare commodity in the world we live in now! Can we stumble through another year? Well you can't bet against it can you?

The promised ride report.... So got out on the bike alittle after 9 this morning and headed north on the A19 and A1 up to alnwick, there was nothing to really report on though just boring mile after mile of motorway riding....about 37 in all but once that was out of the way I reached the lovely little town of alnwick though I didn't stop for pics. I then headed out west towards Rothbury on the B6341 a very nice stretch of road and this is where I took the opportunity to take a few pics in the 2nd pic you can just make out the radar dome connected with RAF Boulmer. I then carried on towards Rothbury and stopped for a few more nice pics A few worthy of bike of the month here so when the time comes I'll be submitting. Once the requisite pics had been taken I continued on until I spotted an old ruin at a small hamlet called Edlingham which is an 11th century fortified Manor House and a slightly more recent church. Just so pete feels at home I went there for a pic or two though there may be too much greenery for him to take.... Once back to the bike I had a nice ride for the remainder of the road to Rothbury where I stopped for a quick tab and a can of coke, which is where I ran in to a mate who was out aswell to I decided to have a ride over to kielder with them though when I say with I really mean they took off as though they were riding the TT winning lap and for me that wasn't the reason for a ride today so I decided once at kielder I would have abit of craic with them and depart my own way to ride at my own pace and just enjoy myself instead of scaring myself silly with them two. Only took one pic at kielder though I can't seem to find it so you're all out of luck. Once my sarnie was eaten I remounted the bike said my goodbyes to ted and mitch and rode off from whence I'd came and retraced my way back to the A68, once found I turned right and headed south on to the rollercoaster which was alot more fun than it was yesterday in the car though I can tell you I lost my stomach over the crest on more than one occasion but it was now time to get home as I was getting abit tired so I decided against stopping for more pics. Nothing of note to tell of for the ride home apart from 1 cager on the A1 taking an exit ramp just to want to rejoin the A1 right where I was so I made them take the exit and go get lost. All in all a nice enjoyable mostly relaxing (if you discount the ride with the lads) few hours in the saddle. Hopefully it won't be too long till I get out on the bike again

Here’s mine … with a grom ..

Had a day out on the dog yesterday it was a nice relaxed ride of some scenic back roads and trails some of which were new to me. Had to clear a few fallen branches on route lots down after the recent storms. I must say i'm feeling it a bit today, all photos taken by the guys i was out with, the camera didn't leave my pocket all day LOL. It was hot and dusty finished the day with a cool pint

Sell it to @Six30, tell him it will make him an off-road legend, you will get the money and a week later he will be dead. Winners all round.

Yeh … so I don’t read the reports , I just look at the photos

Nice one Rich, some nice historical stuff there. You need to teach @Six30 how it’s done

Thanks Fred! I think!

And today I'm going into Parts Unknown! Dream come true to finally meet my grandsons......but just expecting her to cause a scene somehow! I just got to grin and bear it!

An online reference to a local legend of dancing witches being turned into stone trees got me searching out more information. Sure enough the place existed and only about 18 miles away from where I live. A bit of a search on GSV showed that you could drive as far as a small medieval church and then walk through the grave yard and around a small moat to see the trees. Also mentioned online was that the trees were on private property and you had to walk around them on public footpaths. I found the road leading into a farm and the church. Straight away I saw signs forbidding vehicles to pass a certain point on the road, not to turn around there, not to park on the verge, not to park on the road, keep all dogs on leads, walk only on the footpath, keep out of the fenced areas etc, I have never seen so many signs in one place. I suspect the ruined trees are all that survived from a once lush wood, all the trees being turned into wooden and paper signs. I parked a metre off the road in an area that was once grassed verge but had been scrubbed out by vehicles leaving the farm yard and cutting the corner, just next to a sign saying No Parking. I figured if the verge was private they would have put their fence around it so it was part of the road and there were no properly legal No Parking signs, they were just bluff and bluster. Leaving my bike I walked through the church path gates. This was heavily signed, forbidding everything you could think of, plus a few things I hadn't. I made a note to try these things later on. The path turned a sharp corner and there was the abandoned church, fencing surrounded it with, you've guessed it, plenty of signs warning me to be good. The church looked fantastic, I will be returning when it is open again, the sign people look to be doing a good job fixing it up so I shouldn't really have a dig about the signs. I walked through one of the smallest graveyards I have ever seen and in front of me was a gate (multi-signed of course) and a short path to a second gate, also signed. I could see the tops of a few creepy looking trees the other side of a hedge. A quick loop around the moat and I was on a grass path next to the trees. I took a few pictures and carried on to a ploughed areal with a cross field path and took a few pictures from the side. It is a bizarre site, the trees are obviously dead but haven't rotted away like I'd expect. There are lots of new trees which looked recently planted. When I returned to my bike I was just getting ready to leave when an old man came cycling up and we had a chat. 45 minutes later he was still chatting. He had the uncanny knack of never finishing any sentence before starting the next one which made him quite hard to follow. Subjects he covered included, the Battle of Maldon, Viking raids, the manufacture of pressed house doors in the 1970s, shift and night working, Anglo Saxon coinage and the cost of cycle inner tubes. In the end I told him I had to leave for an urgent appointment and he rode off to look at the church I had just left.

You feeling alright....we all thought you had no limits.... Learn something new everyday

I'm back! Holy fuck.....what a day! Fantastic moment when Jake (nearly 4) saw me, smiled, and ran up and hugged me in the airport. The fucking Psycho Bitch was on meltdown......went to hug her and she just pulled away and said she doesn't want to be hugged. On the way back Jake was talking away and full of personality and I mentioned that......so she said it's because he takes after her! And my boy Steve has no confidence because he wasn't loved as a child and was kept in his room all the time. Steve was in the car with us and said nothing! Who in their right mind says something like that to their inlaws? Anyway, dropped them off at the flat and went to get the wife......I told her what the Psycho Bitch had said and she wasn't happy as you can imagine. I also told her to try and hug the nutter......so she tried and she pulled away again. I asked her what she thought of the flat, and she gave a look of contempt......and said "It's OK I suppose". Then she complained that their bed wasn't big enough.....I bit my tongue from saying that it would be fine if she wasn't such a fat cunt. We got to buy them a new bed tomorrow now! And loving fuck.....has she put on some weight. Her general appearance, potchy skin, gut and ass hanging out, and permanent scowl she looks like something from the worst gutter Estate you could imagine. So it was a day of extreme highs and extreme lows......but we've got them here now! And possession is nine tenths of the law!

i was on face ache for a very short time just recently and i wasnt that impressed i binned it and i dont think i will be bothering again i would sooner be on ordinary forums

Well the first point of note was no vans in sight so thats one thing he could learn from this one though many have gone before and he hasn't learnt anything thus far so I think he's probably a lost cause on that front

Chilling , this is the style @Tym

I have literally just got home from the ride bob don't fret... Report to follow shortly

So where's the ride report then @Richzx6r ..............

behold we are the unwanted rejects

Interacting with @Buckster till the end of my days wasn't really a dream of mine Tym. And now we've got @Six30 and @Mawsley to add to the mix! Why do I end up with all the people that no other forum wants?

You people wouldnt have problem with the ladies if you had paul newman blue eyes and abs of jesus. Just saying.

Putin never expected this to happen!

You’re right, I think it’s shit.

If you get into an argument with her @XTreme stay in the car ….

Wtf happened to Walter ? I had high hopes for Walter

So with a free pass out for good friday I was keen for a ride as I am required for other duties the rest of easter. I had a look at my Wild Guide book (cheers @yen_powell) and found a 'tower' down in Somerset so that was the destination. So away by 08.30 and down through Cheddar Gorge before the hordes arrive, the goats seem to get more and more each year............. Sorry about the fuzzy photos, I must be getting shaky. Anyway, across the moors to Wedmore and Westhay and then up through Shapwick. Hang on a second !! what the feck is that in that field............... Yep, a skeleton's head. I presume it's it's a leftover from the carnival season. What say you @Slowlycatchymonkey ? Stopped for a shot of St Mary's church in Huish Episcopi.................

Nice shots Rich! Are you able to get up on that viaduct?

From the description you just gave of her , please don’t bother with a photo

arkkk at once a year ride rich

She busted the ton today no problems.

There actually is a bar here , but it’s inside and the sun is out .

That’s not a report, it’s just some photos

She must be having a fucking cow by now, your new grandson will be named Bully the Bull.

And they take off in 10 mins!

I can remember eating them like biscuits when i was a kid. I bought some for our kids so i could try them again they tasted like shit nothing like the memory i have of them

Now that i would of sat and watched.

That's a reinactment of 'Life of Brian' isn't it ?

Going to church in the military was ok, civilian church's arnt my cup of joe. My best advice is why do you want to got to heaven anyways, none of your friends will be there. Just saying.

It's going to be like the Royal Rumble!

So where were we ? My next destination was Perry's cider Mill , it's not a cider that I've tasted before and they have a cafe , museum and shop So after a very brief run on the horrible A303 dual-carriageway I made my way on roads like this........... and in the village on Dowlish Wake I came across a gorgeous little bridge over the ford............. Just around the corner was the Cider mill...................... Unfortunately the museum and the cafe weren't open (bloody covid) but you were free to wander around the courtyard and have a nosey........... Luckily the shop was open so I bought as much as I could fit in my box............. and then I took a similar route back home but up through Charterhouse rather than Cheddar gorge as it would have been heaving by now I stopped once more for a coffee from my flask overlooking Chew Valley lake from the Mendip hills................. I don't know who this twat was but he'd been following me about all day in the sunshine...............

A ginger with Rohypnol.

Some shots of the Gower and Swansea Loughor estuary Rhossili Bay and Beach The Blue Pool, Broughton Worm's Head Three Cliffs Bay Swansea All taken from a light aircraft: