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So go out on your bike once every 3 years , park up in the first lay-by you come to , bit of luck there being a tree in the background …. and bobs your uncle … mind you at least the sky looks normal and not like something out of blade runner or mad max … rich just ain’t got the editing tools like some have .

See we all knew she's got a soft spot for you pete, my reckoning is you're in there mate.....polish vaginal tsunami is coming you're way

Saturday......bugger all. Sunday.........bugger all. Monday........looking after the 7 year old whirlwind.

They don’t say anything, they just bitch to their equally twatish friends.

Navigated the tip recycling centre without a problem and also bought Ersilia a nice pot while I was there , sat at home waiting for a front sprocket to arrive now.

I wouldn’t say it’s that bad for its age …, been used , but not by some one who would spend two hours on a Sunday cleaning it and shit

Your new rides arrived looks like its faster than the old one

.....part April and part May! No idea what to call it. Weather's good here........ ......but I won't be out as I've got a site to build, plus I want to keep the 650 under wraps till the part exchange next week. As for next week......I'm supposed to pick the bike up Thursday or Friday. But look at the fucking weathe! This is a fucking pisstake! So what you lot doing?

kinky

Just him and her,an hours drive and a bag of flour....

Tomoz a little ride out for some breakfast, not sure where yet. Then sorting out bike stuff. Mutt for MOT on Tuesday, think it will fail cos the guy who has been passing it regardless is out of the equation now. Last time I rode it if you didn't keep the revs up it would cut out. That and the left indicator is blinking rapidly (roughly double time) and its not a bulb so I suspect some quality Chinese wiring is doing its thing Think Im gonna drain the tank and put fresh petrol in it see if that makes any difference, probably won't but you can live in hope. Would like to take it for a longish ride see if that helps but its got no MOT so thats not an option. Settled for booking it in to an MOT station thats 40-50 mins away so hopefully it'll be kill or cure.

Silly boy, this is what a Suzuki should look like

I’m going to a Harley Rally.

Suppossed to get warmer, i can dig that. Big storm just left, ugh nothing butt big winds.

I don't think Mawsley needs to fake an accident because they seem to happen to him on a fairly regular basis.

It's a plastic bag, to prevent the paper bag containing flour getting wet

In case any of you think I'm trolling.....I'm not! Deposit is paid and I'll be picking it up later next week.....weather permitting of course!

Pedro should have used the picture with the windmill, that was a winner.

I cant loose i'm top of the list 90% of the lazy fuckers in here cant be arsed to scroll past the first photo

he reckons he caught her shaving her arse

should leave the dustbin lid at home ..... alone time with the pole .... and try and pole the pole

Tomorrow morning I have to go to Baza to the Cave Hotel of a client. Cave House Holidays in Spain I've got to take photos and videos of the new restaurant they're opening there. But this evening the Psycho Bitch said that she wants to visit Baza to check out the shops......so I've got to take her as well Jake will be coming though so it's not all bad!

I can only aspire to such greatness Bob ………. As for the rest of you, you clearly have no sense of adventure

it might have knobblies

Twat

It's very nice except the wheels. The wheels look like you painted them

Well be on your best behaviour then. Accountants , solicitors and bank managers don't take kindly to be being called cunts

When my 3 says im doing 40 im really doing 32.

Proper bike …. You won’t see a gay top box on one of these

Moon gets my vote. He put in some serious mileage in some pretty dubious weather. Top man!

What does that say in Mawsley's mirror? "This bike may be closer to the ground than it appears in the mirror"?

Fake accident

This is MOTY material for sure! @Slowlycatchymonkey is going to have to up her game to retain it!

Perfect for peadophiles.

More Chinese shite no doubt

It will be shit, don’t worry.

Here's my guess

I never spill the beans.....it's always wait and see what turns up.

Spill the beans.....don't long it out

That was a few years ago it looks much better now after the treatment

I'll be winning BOTM every month from now on!

Why does Pedro have a Yellow Pages on the back of his bike anyway?