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It was time to take the loved but neglected 9T out for a spin. I so wish I could stop getting on a bike stuck in a riding mode of whatever I rode last. If I hadn’t of switched the pillion seat for a seat hump I would have dumped my arse on the tarmac and waved goodbye to it sailing on without me at the very first junction, who wudda fort wringing the throttle on the Himalayan for all its worth would get you into trouble on a 110bhp bike My god I’ve missed the power, what a thrill, like a fairground ride but I decide when the go faster button is pressed, I’d almost forgotten the joys of more power than you can handle My poor little kermit arms are no match for it and I love it. Nothing like scaring the shit out of yourself for giggles! Mr Slowly’s smile turning into a grimace because I’m taking too long trying to find the sun to blot out my mosquito bite Rudolph nose I tried to take Mr Slowly for breakfast but they said they’d stopped serving breakfast half an hour early due to having so many bookings. Mr Slowly settled for coffee and cake with the good grace of someone looking forward to becoming an irascible old man, he'll be fit for this forum soon Nice time though, sun shining happy people wobbling about, got asked constantly if we were down for “that thing” eventually after the millionth throng of Harleys passed we remembered its the Harley Cider Rally in Bridgwater this weekend, wonder if Bucks currently floating in a vat of cider?! So yeh the sun shone, people smiled and I had a great ride in the beautiful verdant Somerset countryside. What’s not to like?! Rich’s cider must be doing alright for themselves, you don’t see many west country barns with doors that posh!

Hey everyone, so today is my adventure departure day. Had an early start and what a beautiful day for traveling on some ferries. Overcast with some mist in the mountains. Here’s to a new chapter. Have a great weekend everyone.

I'm gonna go leftfield on this one. A Rieju and in an ode to your love of the forum a Rieju Tango scrambler. You're ready for bit of off road Pete, its taken you a while to come around but you're ready and we're all proud of you.

We left the Sunshine Coast (home) today and are heading to Vancouver Island to pickup some equipment. We will be on the island for a few days, then back to the mainland to head North. Hey Tym Hope you are well.

Good idea Caroline.....and it's done! Why can't other forums (some of whom pass the begging bowl round) be as switched on as we are? What you say @Tym?

You're not allowed to laugh , take the piss, pull your plonker or any of the other great joys in life ................

I wrote that. It's based on experiences of being on a forum full of wankers.

i think you being selfish to be honest..... you could of got your boy and Imamoanysultrybitch an new surround tv or something

Whoop whoop. Good luck Think your journey should have its own thread even if you can't update it often it would be nice to keep all the pics in one place. Wot u say @XTreme?

Theres some comedian with long black hair who loves bikes and he's a good off road rider. Umm... umm.. I'll probably remember at 2 in the morning edit: Ross Noble https://www.adventurebikerider.com/article/interview-ross-noble-motorcycling/

Just got back from Baza! The psycho started her shit as soon as I got to their place......because I rang the doorbell! Don't ask! Dropped her, Jake, and the wife to the shops in Baza then off I went to the Cave B&B to take pics and vids. I was so glad I didn't take the bike! And they seem to have acquired a strange vehicle! Took pics and vids then back to the shops to pick them up. Now got a fucking migraine!

Yep, no biking for me tomorrow. Taking my lovely wife out to a pub for Sunday roast .

Is this the "proper biker" thread, or should I start a new one?

Rather them than me, have you seen the forecast for tomorrow ️ that place and its inhabitants will stink

Fallsalot had my vote , i had to switch to pedro to stop the big gay winning

So you're all kitted out and ready to go apart from a few last things. Nice What you picking up?

Oh you are a wag....

I like the red HarleyDavidson.

No time for fun these days Bob! Just focus on the misery of Brexit, Covid, and WWIII and you'll soon get in the groove!

Distance between all of us.?

Dick Emery rode a bike

Next time bang on the door like a cop.

I reckon @Clive is right, @Mawsley is going to be gutted

So...Why cant comedians be motorcyclists? Serious question.

I went blind.

Pacific coast.....could well be a hardly davidson ......guess at least the arseless chaps would make it easier for the midget dagos

Well be on your best behaviour then. Accountants , solicitors and bank managers don't take kindly to be being called cunts

My brother and his wife will be up for that, he's the 'road captain' or something equally silly for Bridgewater HOG.

If it's any consolation it's nothing like the pitiful shit that you buy!

Congratulations to @Pedro on winning BOTM for April!

I switched from Mawsley to Pedro for the tie break!

We already gave them our 48" LG Smart TV!

We have a tie between Pedro and Buckster! One hour extension to get a winner.....so if you voted for any of the others now's your time to switch!

Lets have a nice pic of you then six, see what we make of you..

The flour got turned into dough, and pizza Despite the frown I captured on both of the female’s faces, it was delicious.

That's a very valid question actually! Go back 50 years and it was always a bunch of young guys with bikes having a laugh. So why can't it now be a bunch of old guys with bikes having a laugh? In both cases bikes were the thing that made the connection between all of us.......so what's changed apart from we all got old?

That doesnt help with size just saying. Something small and hard is still, small.

Incredible, A Tibetan monk has been discovered in the mountains. He is believed to be the oldest person alive, estimated at 212 years old. He is in a deep state of trance through meditation called "Takatet". When first discovered in the cave deep in the mountains they thought he was a well preserved mummy, but after a closer inspection they found vital signs of life, he was alive. In his right hand was a piece of cloth with writing on it, "It said stop believing all the shite you are reading online, ya Muppet".