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Ever wonder what happened to that kid who played banjos in deleverence? Some say he worked at wallmart the rest of his life, not true.

Tell that to your bike jacket …. Oh sorry 2002 , thought you said 1982 , my bad

The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles. At some points, it runs through areas of the rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or the surface and have never been seen by the human eye, these fish care more about @XTreme’s next bike than I do.

I’ve been tipped off that he’s been out for a test ride.

Why do i get the feeling this is going to be the most underwhelming reveal of this century

I dont see how french people get fat i almost starved to death while in paris...order food, 3 hours later a cracker shows up covered in some sauce to hide the rotton cat food.

Apparently all the fat munters are in Poland , but some have moved to a puddle-avoidance town in Spain

2002 has been and gone Rich!

Has @Slowlycatchymonkey hijacked your account?

My current bike has an Austrian engine assembled in China. The next bike does not have an Austrian engine and is not assembled in China. It also doesn't have an Indian engine assembled in a lockup behind a Madras curry house.

These Jerry Actics dont sleep anyways.

I had a 1976 jeep named renegade

Bet he can't play it now.

You run out of crayons again , they are for drawing dolphins and stuff , not eating .

Have you;ve seen his helmet yet you seem like the type that would like to.

According to Pete my assempled in \soon to be chinesee taiwans KLR is still japanese cuase its two motors were made in japan. I feel so much better now. This is like a self help group! Wee.....

Ginger Taiwanese Grom.

Here's a clue......it's not a pink sportsbike with a Chav screen!

Given he said his circumstances had changed im going to say he's getting none of the ones listed and he's really going for a piaggio ape for its practicality

I made it back from the Isle of Wight tranny run bike rally. Stan the Tran was magnificent as usual. The last band on Sunday night had people quietly distributing song lyrics set to the tune of 'Stand By Your Man' to sing to him and his wife as a surprise. STAND BY YOUR STAN was a musical masterpiece. He got a bit tearful, he has had 2 rallies cancelled by Covid etc and lots of trouble getting it going again this year. Apparently a light aircraft's wheels were only a few feet above my head as I drove into rally control which is next to a grass runway. Never heard it with my earplugs in and engine running. I visited a monastery and sat in a church with orange windows on Saturday, the light inside was something else. The monastery and church were built by local bricklayers and builders using cheap Belgian bricks and it was bloody gorgeous inside. I didn't have the heart to whip out a camera as I sat inside quietly taking it all in. The grounds were really nice as well, not even an admission charge to wander around. https://quarrabbey.org/monastery/vocation/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-monk/

So do solid foods!

Death stears clear of @Renegade's

The unveiling of the Mystery Bike gets closer!

Give him some credit he squeels like apig still.

Tony Fucking Danza! Tell him @Tym

Looks like @Mawsley in the pic on the link! Fucking fat bald cunt......must be him!

Jealous of the iridium screen I see pete

I won't need wet weather gear on a bike Ray!

Ginger Grom

Grom

Nothing changed here either and I knew you'd say that.

And the software hasn't changed at all.....has to be browser related.

My back a page button seems to be working this morn too. Happy days.

Now if it was me that was getting a new bike it would be a different situation ....but otherwise its For me.

I bet you losers won't be able to sleep until the Mystery Bike is revealed?

One for @Catteeclan

At the moment other countries still want their version of the PLF filled out before they'll let you in so you would have to do the French version to get on the chunnel/ferry to France. By June hopefully more will have dropped the requirement. Its the PLF to get into the UK thats been dropped. So you won't have any hassle getting back in. That might seem minor but the return journey is more stressful if you if you dont have access to a printer and are relying on finding things on your phone which tech being what it is always lets you down when there's a massive queue and you need it most On my first return (when all restrictions were in place) I had used the government website to get proof of vaccination QR codes but then for the return journey I needed to use the app which involved facial scanning and passports pics. I then got an email saying thankyou for your application it can take up to 48hrs to varify your account. My flight was only 24 hours away, that wasn't much of a laugh! So yer hopefully all heading in the right direction.

Check this news out.

what one with a machine gun on the front