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I see that you've picked it up, Pete. Nice!

Now, it may not look like it but progress has been made on the DR…….firstly, there’s a big box of bits turned up containing everything from the essentials such as wheel bearings and calliper rebuild bits and bobs to the less essential but bling driven film-flam such blue grips and anodised blue in-line fuel filters. You can’t have enough bling. Wheels out, fluids drained, degreased, seat ready for recovering, baffle being fashioned from an arbitrary item and just propped up awaiting a few more bits which need to be ordered e.g. the third wheel bearing for the rear wheel as I stupidly thought there was only two………….mechanically-challenged me. It ain’t ever going to be pretty but it will start, go and stop properly and that’s good enough for me………which reminds me of a girl I once knew. I know you’ll all sleep better knowing progress is being made.

Bothered? Am I bothered though? Am I?

You mean he was interesting without saying gay or twat? ps allow me to save everyone time and post the repost- gay/twat

But what about my next bike?

I don’t get it, I mean how long does it take to pop some tassels on the end of the handlebars and make sure the stabilisers are on tight?

If he had that the midget dago bummers would be able to see him further away and be more ready for him

There's a forum out there for guys like that Bob! Which makes it all the more surprising that @Six30 didn't renew his Subs!

Lazy dago feckers, don't they realise you're one of Swansea's finest..................

One for you bunch of old cunts.

I had a 1976 jeep named renegade

They spent last week with a very busy shop preparing bikes for their customers to take to Jerez for the weekend, so they neglected Pete because he is a brit and not going to Jerez!

When i drove a bus i had 62 friends till i let them out.

I hope its rice. No amount of butter can rescue the grainy disappointment known as couscous.

Don't forget you're siesta so that will be 2 weeks

Is this a Spanish "next week"? I may need to make a flask and some sandwiches!

All of you fucking Trolls are going to get your come-uppance next week!

They can't find a big enough top box

Got some slightly less gay boots as well!

Pete’s changed his name to Quentin Gaylord to match the bike.

She knows how to work her front muscles

I saw the title and got worried that something had happened to the toothless old fucker!

Why do i get the feeling this is going to be the most underwhelming reveal of this century

It could be worse, it could be a KLR.

Oh, yes, and this week they had holidays so they neglected Pete because he's not a saint! and I assume they got a couple of broken bikes from revving out all weekend in Jerez...

That does not look safe can you put up another photo up of it more secure so i can sleep tonight

We had a chicken and pepper paella for tea, with proper Spanish paella rice.

They have to be nice to you because you control the door to get out.

Rode from beautiful and cool seaside Ericeira to my home today, where it's hot and summery. The plan was to ride straight over since I have work to do, but in the middle of it got distracted by a short dirt road near the Montejunto area and went to see some more windmills. Had a bit of a moment going uphill in a narrow rocky dirt road where things got a little too uphill and bumpy for my taste, front wheel briefly in the air in first gear had me wondering about how smart it was doing that in a fully fueled 30 liter GS with luggage on , so I stopped for a breather. As is the norm, looking at the picture of the way in it looks like you can drive a Ferrari up there ... 619km on the range indicator: My home somewhere in the distance there, behind the bike: A km or so after and got back to tarmac, in all it was only about 3 or 4 km offroad but were quite interesting. Temperatures increased as I got over the hills going inland and suddenly it's 28º Stopped by the supermarket for fruit and improvised a topcase Got home and made sure my peaches are doing well in the sunshine: And so are the almonds: And that the little birds have finished furnishing their home for this year and have hatched already, you can't really see them though:

Fuck off you ginger twat.

@Buckster......this one's got your name written all over it!

As if you could be choosy!

So do solid foods!

think he went to GP , then had a party in Andalucia on the monday, tueday hes up to something in granada, workshop is busy as fuck , so wont be ready to next week ... something like that ..... oh yeh and he's sorry

am i always on your mind ....

They'll sell lots of them but a Desert Sled is the only Ducati i'd buy

Nice one Ray!

I like the colour combo sh;ell look nice when you are done so hurry up.

Real imaginary friends no doubt.

The women we talk to are real.

has the twat said what it is yet ?

I can only aspire to such greatness Bob ………. As for the rest of you, you clearly have no sense of adventure

Silly boy, this is what a Suzuki should look like

Cheers mate, already called in three mates to assist. Now thinking I may need a couple more to be in the safe side.