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Contemplating suicide by now, please dial information, press one for English, normal people can please hold.

Ohhh good grief are we not there yet !!!

A dream indeed!

Just realised why you call it the mystery bike. You haven’t got a fucking clue what you’ve bought have you? I bet you’re hoping this poll will jog your memory you daft old twat.

Miss America arrived yesterday and after sorting the swap and quick cup of tea Sarge headed off on the T700 for his homeland (Wales) for the night........... I had a couple of hours getting au fait with my new (to me) Donkey. First thing to come off was the O/E seat which I replaced with my 15 year old corbin......... I also fitted my sacrificial side panels as the O/E panels are too tidy to leave on and get rubbed by my luggage. Then I removed the O/E rack and pannier rails and fitted my Scaggs rack and copy pelicase...... and last job before it got too late was to fit the JNS headlight..........

This is his next top box, colour coded to his pubes..............

This morning I rode it into work so we could see if the header bolts would free up as I have a new exhaust system to fit, I think we caught them just in time before they became welded to the head........ We replaced them with some Ducati items (temporary fix) as we will fit studs and copper nuts when the new exhaust system goes on .............. The bike rides really well, it has a strong mid range with the TM40 and the suspension soaks up all the pot holes nicely

Poll has closed with the CRF300L and CB500X as the frontrunners! Were you right? Or is it one of the others? You'll find out tomorrow!

Ever been to the dentist and they made you wait. This is like that without the expired natgeo rags.

Tent was delivered this evening, it’s currently pissing down so there will be no erection tonight, even though everything is wet.

I wonder how many tomatoes this thread would get at https://www.rottentomatoes.com

At this rate I will be back in plenty of time to take pics of you picking it up

Tomorrow aaargh. I thought this was all over today, if its not over tomorrow…. “I know who you are. I don’t know what you want but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you release the forum from this torture tomorrow that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”

Not any of the bikes in the poll either.

Yes, I was told the trout are very good and fishing there is common. There was almost no one around. The park caretaker was really cool as well. She brought us fresh baked snacks the second day we were there.

Blimey hes going to be sorely disappointed i have two boys, both black belts and are 33 and 34 . Good luck with those two, i dont fancy his chances though.

His castle is dark and his fortress is strong, with chains upon his feat you know that ghost is him.

@XTreme abandoned shit , you like this shit , so I went out my way to get a photo…an old railway station

And no Subs to pay either! Why can't all forums be like this?

Keep posting Alan Partridge gifs!

wtf would @XTreme and @Six30 do though

I think we could perhaps have a "garage" type of section here, a thread per bike with this sort of stuff seems better than losing it in hundreds of pages of random stuff.

I stand firm in my vote for the 700, I think the old guy wants a smoother engine a little better suited for a passenger ... and a big top box, shall one start a thread about Pete's next top box? 52 lt Givi? It is after all way more discussed than his choice in bike once it starts appearing in ride reports

If you zoom in really close you can see them setting up the speed cameras for hooligans

ERM... is that a topbox I see on there?

Been doin a reccy. Not the dollies though, just the Alpy bits.

seemingly not

I think you're mistaking popular with we don't care

Aye that's the one, I got the footprint today. My erection will be legendary.

Its like going on a long road trip with your family.

Bloody love that tipi tent

Top box looks a bit small.

And how long will it take to get it up?

and as if by magic we've been moved. There's some shit hot fairies in this section ...........

It's only been there for two years!

Absolutely, less enticing to the thieving scroats

So your first job was to make it look scruffy? WHAT?

Just “at times”?

Don't you mean Saturday mid afternoon?

......for a post I made in 2019!

They have a point.. voting Tory is self injury

Oh @ReggiePezza pannier wise they dont do anything as cool as that jacket, never have, never will. Thats an awesome 80’s mix only Pete and the under 20’s can dig