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FFS !!! All you've done over the past months is moan about how heavy bikes are and now you buy a behemoth ................... Having said that, it looks very nice and clean. ANd .................. definitely a puddle dodger

I know exactly what you're going to say so I could have prepared all the relevant answers. But I couldn't be arsed......so I'll let you all vent! And just in case you think I've taken pics of somebody else's bike...... It's a 2007 R1200GS.....just look at the condition! It's exceptional. 62K kms (38K miles), 1 old guy owner who's retired Guardia Civil. Two BMW dustbins (already removed thanks to a video call with @Pedro), Givi Trekker topbox, Givi touring screen, heated grips, and centre stand! One year's guarantee as well. I wasn't particularly looking for one of these......in fact I didn't even know what I was looking for. But at a price differential of €2K on top of the 650.....it was a fucking no-brainer.

FFS been away for a week just came straight to the last page and its still going on this has become the most monotonous post ever when will it end no wonder mawsley flounced it was that or commit suicide

5kg heavier than the Strom, 7kg lighter than Fred's, and about 35kg lighter than my R1150GS. Don't get me wrong.....I'd prefer it to be lighter. But I either compromise on weight or I compromise on power. The wife (strangely enough) was the one who put the idea in my head.....because she said she'd like to get out now and again on the bike if it was as comfortable as Big Bird. When I got it back she looked at it and said "Well Big Bird had a longer beak than this one".

Wasn't expecting that probably the last bike i would have thought of but now i think about it the signs were there as in you hadn't mentioned how heavy a bike is in a while Nice bike enjoy

No. Not in the slightest. Had one since 1997 so was long past the time to move on. It’s in good hands now. Just a shame it’s not coming with us next month.

I'm not telling you what i'm doing this weekend shall i start a poll so you can guess and let it drag on for a month or two

Son home from uni for his granddads birthday meal this evening. I’m not going cos his family have the cuntish traits of people who have been inbreeding in cunttown since the dawn of cunts began!

Having to pedal all the way back from granada will tire you out I guess....... whats next? Tour de France? Giro d'italia?

Kraut shit. Should have bought Chinese.

I’ll go for anything that means theres not another thread like this

Taking the cat to the cattery early tomorrow, then taking my son to his Nonna for the weekend. The me and Mrs oneleg are away to deepest Wales for weekend in a nice hotel

Nephews 18th … party tomorrow night , that’s me wankered Sunday and Monday

i will probably be taking the xt over to the mates next week to sort it out for putting it back on the road seeing as it's been in the cave for the last two years im looking forward to being on it again and also still looking for a gs

There might not be pictures until he washes it and spends 3 months going through the headers to make them photo worthy

Well as Pete isn’t here,

I’m so excited….

Tent was delivered this evening, it’s currently pissing down so there will be no erection tonight, even though everything is wet.

Miss America arrived yesterday and after sorting the swap and quick cup of tea Sarge headed off on the T700 for his homeland (Wales) for the night........... I had a couple of hours getting au fait with my new (to me) Donkey. First thing to come off was the O/E seat which I replaced with my 15 year old corbin......... I also fitted my sacrificial side panels as the O/E panels are too tidy to leave on and get rubbed by my luggage. Then I removed the O/E rack and pannier rails and fitted my Scaggs rack and copy pelicase...... and last job before it got too late was to fit the JNS headlight..........

I'll dress down then

It shocked me as a grown up to see beautiful Wales was on my doorstep, no-one ever mentioned it or went there (everyone went further down south) or abroad.. hope it stays that way

So size still matters to her eh

Is this not chinese, it certainly looks chinese….

And I've really fucked things up for the twats who've been throwing "Chinese bike" at me for 20 months.

One point of note....heated fucking grips......you live in Spain and don't ride in anything other than hot conditions when exactly are you going to use them...... Other than that it's OK I guess

I walked around Wigwam rock today.

You're too fucking lazy to start a Poll!

And/or a sidecar for the grandkids.....thats assuming it didn't already come as an outfit

Mawsley’s has hacked slowcatchys account

Glad you phrased that correctly

Been working a lot this week, a lot of problems with pricing and my clients wanting to suspend new orders. Tomorrow will take my bike in to the mechanic, and change fluids, probably getting it washed over the weekend too as it's full of bugs and mud, next week it's going on a tour with Sofia. It should be summer weather, too, hopefully not too hot. The weekend is also going to have a lot of dog walks, bitches on the neighborhood are on heat and he's quite keen on going out for walks

What !! over a scooter

the tension is bearable.

Come on then Pete.....what is it?

Fred's got one that small

Be quicker if you gave him a hand!

This is his next top box, colour coded to his pubes..............

This morning I rode it into work so we could see if the header bolts would free up as I have a new exhaust system to fit, I think we caught them just in time before they became welded to the head........ We replaced them with some Ducati items (temporary fix) as we will fit studs and copper nuts when the new exhaust system goes on .............. The bike rides really well, it has a strong mid range with the TM40 and the suspension soaks up all the pot holes nicely

I think this place is worse than suicide at times

I believe you.

I smell poshness, he has to up nose the round blonde one, only a make of German distiction would impress a Pole.

What about a top box?

So your first job was to make it look scruffy? WHAT?

If you zoom in really close you can see them setting up the speed cameras for hooligans

Just “at times”?

Contemplating suicide by now, please dial information, press one for English, normal people can please hold.