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me next weekend.... 28 secs i step over tym

or that chip I lost at Weymouth

Your loosing so much weight i'm more concerned a seagull is going to take you away like that fucker did with my corned beef pastie when i was a kid snatched it right out of my hand

Spent the two last days doing something I haven’t done in a while, working and selling, closing deals like a fucking ninja assassin! Feels good when every now and then someone unleashes me and I do my thing! Covid was pretty good today and all I feel is a little tiredness and have a sexier voice. Turned a one truck order into two using that, the lovely Luisa didn’t stand a chance! Now, after a day of high winds and rain spells it quieted down and peace is in the air, and I’m outside having a glass of wine while enjoying my mini forest

I understood what you meant and its not a stupid question what can we learn from this, that's right i'm spending too much time on here if i'm starting to understand Tym

Good idea! I'll have a go with a pair of them: Did those guys sitting by their cars all brought their chairs with them? So did you go out today, Clive?

Probably the same bird Bob i think the fucker was polish

You cant be just saying numbers because most of us here work in KG so at 125 your still a fat bastard

It’s the jubilee bank holiday so I’m doing F all.

Na.....I lifted those photos off of the Internet.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Y8K0mpYNKNw?feature=share Centurion Scooter Club set up before the others arrive today. My first night spent in the new tent was a success and i love it. The showers and toilet facilities are awesome here which i wasnt expecting so bonus. 24hr food on but nowt for veggies so ill be living on chips . Had an awful time getting here yesterday when a scooterer skidded in deep gravel infront of me...i braked but lost the back end of my bike, he was rolling in my path and i hit him. My concern was dropping my bike on him so i just concentrated on keeping it upright, its a heavy bike and fully loaded it would have broken bones. I felt absolutely dreadful. Witnesses and the guy himself kept saying that i did right but man i was devastated. Anyway onward with the weekend. Oh and sorry about the psycho goblin type laugh in the video....if it plays as it keeps saying youtube wont play it.

Some photos of yesterdays ride to Hereford and back 164 mile round trip Laurie turned out to be a bit of a Photo whore This is looking at Pen Cerrig-calch a massive 701m above sea level LOL Now looking from the other side of Cerrig-calch with Crug Mawr in view a not so massive 550m above sea level And this is looking towards a place i am banned from riding anymore Grwyne Fawr reservoir used to be a vehicle right of way years ago one of the best trails in wales This is a lane from oldcastle to longtown a few have had trouble from the farmer on this one but none today for us We Skipped this lane dont think the XR's clutch could take it This is looking at Lord Herefords Knob ooerr LOL the hill as it drops of in the middle of the photo Lots of overgrown lanes on route Laurie posing again This would be a good one in the wet Its the fonz AAAAYYYYY LOL

And now you're the size of all the kids, it's a wonderful world.

Tiny mouth, too...

I'm just nipping to the bathroom with that gif back in a few minutes

I once laughed out loud in my car as I sat on a city traffic jam when two young men came out of burger king to put a pair of take away bags on top of their car while taking coats and stuff out before going in, a gull landed on the car and with a spectacle robbed them off one of the bags while flapping it's wings at them, like a boss! Gulls are evil robbers!

They wan't to marry you as well ???

Trouble is, the pictures ive seen of your face. We now use it in the convent for the ladies to keep their vows.

I overheard some young lad talking to his friends a while ago, he said i would hate it if i found out my parents revealed my sex with a gender reveal balloon how dare anyone assume what sex i am well i'm sorry if this is politically incorrect but all i could think was what a fucking prick

I did disconnect the battery (last week) and it still lost charge..

Don't try that fishing tactic on me LOL

I;ll take that from Fred becuse he;s a stud muffin.

I am off to get a battery for the scoot tomorrow, the one fitted only holds charge for a couple of days.

No sign of the Teutonic Oil Belcher returning so I'm grounded. Waiting to get the nod on a couple of jobs so I could be working my nuts off!

Personally I find it very gratifying to run over a scooterist and try to do it at least twice a year.

There was grass there then?

£1.99.9 per liter at Pont Abraham services at the end of the M4 motorway.

dragged me down a few levels you mean.... with @XTreme at the helm a fella can go only one way... i used to spend my evenings reading poetry and my weekends widening rivers , now i just read and post shite on here.

Might as well start it off with a bang, down to 125 cant wait to hit the beach, since ya;ll dont like my rib cage pics. This is what being 69 inches tall and 125 pounds look like, any single Red blooded American hot as hell ladies who are diverse available? Why the anser is yes if you pick the right colour.

Looks like @Marcel could be in for a surprise

More like a mud report~```````~

I should check before posting, bastard predictive text.

I thought he said Dwarf Legos.

This might be a stupid question, is there a draw of current from an electifical fuckdown?

any dwarf dagos involved in your bumming.

Gay

he's an ugly twat.... iv'e got standards

Me neither, but after it started getting to more than 50 Euros it broke a psychological barrier that got my attention

I’m strangely attracted to Maureen Lipman.

And no fake user pretending to be a women... Had that happened to me before on adventure but rider...turns out it was 1 of there mod pretending to be a woman with blonde hair... I was so heart broken...

You look proper happy with it

It’s German, the Germans aren’t allowed to sell green tents due to the treaty of Versailles.

Well my erection went well, I spent an hour getting it up then an hour playing with it. At the end it only took twenty minutes to bag it again, oooeeerrr missus. Initially it looked a bit pissed. I spent quite a bit of time just squaring it up, i have a footprint for it which i didnt use this time but that will be a good guide to work from next week at the rally. The quality is superb, even the pegs are next level. The inner is asymmetric so looks a bit odd at first but gives a great sleeping area, there are lots of vents and storage pockets scattered around which will make stowing all the crap easy. Most important though, I can stand up in the centre and I am 6'4" so that's going to make life a lot easier. There are a couple of external fly screen windows which is a nice touch and these can be fitted with guy lines to create waterproof vents. I didn't fit all the guy lines but it definitely needs them and I will use them when I'm actually camping. This tent will put the love back into motorcycle camping for me. I am going to need a peg mallet as the pegs are very thick. Im very happy with the purchase of this tent.

back then it was @XTremem @Renegade and @Tym freaking out why deleted this one shitface out of nowhere that decided to post in Pete´s forum! I remember that mod thread, hail and fire rained upon me!