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The only person to buy a German BMW only to find it is worse than a Chinese one.

Heading north on the shoreline heading towards the Quebec boarder.... Here's a few pic along the way.

My Dad's Lambretta, bought in 1955 for £155 plus 7/6p tax He kept it until 1973, Pete would never have a bike that long

Quite the contrary, they're very happy to have them in fields and "clubs"

I don't want to come across as sexist or anything but look at the way this woman is pretending to use that hammer i wish these fuckers would use someone that knows how to use the tools their supposed to be advertising, with that grip she has to be a lesbian

You went and bought a hammer, Ian?

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."

She hasn't started that yet due out of hospital today he said shes doing fine

When you say “do you”, do you mean hit you with a shovel and dump your corpse in a vat of lye?

Just admit buck.. You would do me if you were a different sex..

Very true..... Most fisheries in this area are importing Mexican worker during the short season..no locals care to work... They rather be on welfare...

This is a new kind of madness, I'd forgotten what it was like

Nearly ................

We should have one reaction button more than currently, specifically for that reaction to Pete's obvious questions.

In other (boring) news I have bought a new battery at £45. I was gonna order one from Tanya Batteries at £35, but noticed the £7.50p delivery charge, so bought one locally. It on trickle charge now, fit it tomorrow.

Only in America. Warning not work safe language.

Well that's about it....the truck is really fuel efficient for what it is.. 6.2l..

The restigouche River separates new Brunswick to Quebec... Its a world famous salmon River... Even Hollywood ellits come to this area for fishing

Last pic is the Gaspe penesula..what remain of the Appalachian mountain range..

No, they moderated me based on an out of context remark, then me and a foreign national moderator discssed freedom and of course they dint understand the concept. I told them no more content from me, and all the traffic they will get will be spinsters showing their fat feet. Not banned, just not providing content fuck um. Then i went to a day trader forum and brought their stock price down a few billion for the fun of it.

Off to work as slaves picking strawberries in Spain, the land of opportunity!

How is he not having a melt down … no bike means no deserted buildings to go meet his midget dago bum bandits to get bummed into the middle of next week , mind you he must be saving a good few quid on Lube … every cloud

No manners at all!

You looked even gayer then.

Me helmetless in 1980 on a 78 rm 80...think I was 14 years old... Check out the hair.. Haha. Aim to the left..

This bitch is still obsessed with me.

What Marcel said ..........................

After many years of being trapped in this oozing testosterone male body I've decided to change my sex... You can now call me Marcelle... Before you tarts ( Ian) start sending me pm.. Im not attracted to males.. Im gonna be 100% lesbien... I will not be removing my pipeline... Look what joetato did when he cut off the keystone pipeline... And that's why we're paying this ridiculous amount for gaz....oh lord do I ever miss my favorite prezz... Only he can save us from this mess that the senile old fool has created...

Some photos of yesterdays ride to Hereford and back 164 mile round trip Laurie turned out to be a bit of a Photo whore This is looking at Pen Cerrig-calch a massive 701m above sea level LOL Now looking from the other side of Cerrig-calch with Crug Mawr in view a not so massive 550m above sea level And this is looking towards a place i am banned from riding anymore Grwyne Fawr reservoir used to be a vehicle right of way years ago one of the best trails in wales This is a lane from oldcastle to longtown a few have had trouble from the farmer on this one but none today for us We Skipped this lane dont think the XR's clutch could take it This is looking at Lord Herefords Knob ooerr LOL the hill as it drops of in the middle of the photo Lots of overgrown lanes on route Laurie posing again This would be a good one in the wet Its the fonz AAAAYYYYY LOL

Fucks sake, Pete!

Tell them Pete..... This thread is about sex change... If I was mod... Some of you would have got official warnings....

Typcial weekend here, summer trash is everywhere. Glad i got out early.

You could be getting company @XTreme what you say @Tym

What with the Teutonic oil belcher and the fat Polish cow he's not really having a good time is he. It could only really get worse if he got mange ............

Point of order here............. Are we still allowed to call this crag 'black darren' or should we refer to it as 'person of colour darren' now

Well my bike is out of action for a few days.... So I'm off to the sex shop to pick up some vaping supplies... On the Quebec side...

Slept quite poorly tonight, fell asleep at 4 or 5, pestered by a couple of mosquitos and feeling hot and itchy, didn't know whether I was awake and uncomfortable or having a bad dream. I need drugs, the voice is sexy but am indeed feeling a little confused sometimes. Felt vague and not myself when riding the bike the other day and not too pleasant, so will refrain from going out. Rain fell in the morning, and am now sitting outside contemplating birds chirping all around now that the sun is sort of out. My nice neighbor is bringing me groceries and bread today, whether that happens in the morning or afternoon I don't know, what excitement!

Peg hammer. Come on Pete, ask some dumbass questions.

Well, i intend to bring some crakers and a pate of beef and chicken fancy feasts to Wigwam chicks this moaning, cans are 10 years old left over from an long lost boat yard ferral cat i used to play with. Ferral pussy is the best pussy.

We have a few Gannets. They live on the Bass Rock but they visit Edinburgh to shit on things and steal babies.

One crafty basted got away with half a sub, subway sandwich, I was eating. Came in from behind from the right, they ain’t stupid. Greedy basted too.

I've offered myself to Tym but he thinks I look like a bus stop .............

You can tell no bald father does that, do it on a warm afternoon when bald and I'll end up looking like a sprinkle covered doughnut Silly things, these gender parties.

No i didn't ride it its Shawls lane at the north end of the Oldcastle lane there's three like this there i may return on the Beta and have a go at the three their only short This is the lane further up it don't get any easier

That’s pretty bad, Lisbon and Porto have way nicer roads that that! Hell, even in Poland …

Spent the two last days doing something I haven’t done in a while, working and selling, closing deals like a fucking ninja assassin! Feels good when every now and then someone unleashes me and I do my thing! Covid was pretty good today and all I feel is a little tiredness and have a sexier voice. Turned a one truck order into two using that, the lovely Luisa didn’t stand a chance! Now, after a day of high winds and rain spells it quieted down and peace is in the air, and I’m outside having a glass of wine while enjoying my mini forest