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What Pete didn't tell us in his new bike thread was that he's getting it in installments!

Trigger's broom!

Well, I'm traveling solo again, no friends and no enduro bikes. Old mate couldn't get his passport back from the UK embassy in time to drive down so I ended up flying back into Cambo on my own. Yep, I'm back in Phnom Penh, this is KTM Rescue Mission Mk II. (The first rescue mission went nowhere because I was still waiting for the Laotian border to reopen by the time I had to skip back to run a tour in Thailand). So, here we are again. This time I expected smooth sailing - the bike had only beeing sitting for four weeks, not two years - but I get out of the shop and the temp light comes on, there's no water in the radiator. I pour water in, it comes out again. So off I limp towards my favourite mechanical magician, leaving a trail of droplets on the hot Cambodian road... But it's all good, because we make it to the workshop without any further red lights. I settle in to wait for the head mechanic to reappear, and hopefully solve all my problems... Well, some of them. Can I just say, the Thai baht to USD exchange rate is murder.

Won't be long now.......then I can get to work on getting myself a new engine under guarantee!

Haven’t seen anyone milking a leaky oil seal into three threads before, that bike, being OIL cooled, is going to make for interesting ownership!

Thats quite common isn't it? Along with others on KTMs Still smiling, good girl.

Anyway got to get ready for work... I wish everyone a wonderful day and go 170 yourself...

Maybe that is the one Pete bought, the BMW Mange Head.

Do they do a “mange head”?

One week with me and they had to send an SOS to Germany!

I had never heard it before a few days ago despite it having a date of 1972. We were packing up at about midnight after a celebration on Friday night in a friends back garden and it just came on the sound system. Everyone was humming to it as we went back and forth carrying plates, glasses and uneaten food, it's now a memory song that will always remind me of that event. It can go along 'Battleship Chains' which makes me think of drinking whisky on a hot summers night and shining my torch at urinating Hells Angels before the torch was snatched off me by my mates to stop me getting a kicking.

Yeh....I think so too!

Gay.

Buck needs a Van Van , to cool for words..................

Bad luck Grace, my money is on the water pump impeller shaft seal has shit itself .

Of course for pride month the mechanical bull association should do a penis version of their mechanical bull im sure it would be a very popular ride.

same size cocks..

I don't think Swedish girls go for French Canadian nutty types usually

So today my tree was brought home. Maria picked a handful of Argan nuts off the floor in Morocco, and about 3 years ago I one of them started growing with a little help from myself: Yesterday, aproximately 3 years since it started growing, I wanted to give it a chance to grow and this home is where it belongs. So, using a friend's van I drove it 250km home And it was put on the ground with the help of a stake to help it cope with the high wind here for the first few weeks, and also to help straighten her a little bit. I finished watering when it was already dark and freezing. Also brought 60 new plants to help turn this garden around, so tomorrow is going to be busy gardening.

The Van Van is too low, I could kneel over it, I could understand if I was missing a limb for example…

Aint cheap head thats for sure.

See? You went and ruined the funny!

@Sofia had a 4 cylinder 250cc in England! pistons the size of thimbles…

They might now

No, the witch put a hex on it that invoked a curse if it was ever ridden by a ginger headed twat.

Wasn’t this the last of the air/oil cooled? I’m pretty sure they are known for reliability issues as they tried to squeeze too much power out of the motor.

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This is the style.

What the heck is that.... Irish?

I love that!

Think you're bang on Tym, came along at the right price.

Fresh exciting.. Oh how I loved her so.. Heaven must have sent her from above.. All thoe I could never tell her in words how much I did care in all of the years... Time for me to move on.

Id recomend a Pacific Coast, y;all know you want one.

Ya at least.... Yes time really fly's by... Might even been in late 05...its a good thing I age at a slower paste than you Reg twats... I don't even have a gray hair yet... Most have fallen out..

How many times to I have to tell you.. Im a viking from scadenavia....with Anglo Saxon roots...

Yes they also like Canadian boys... 3 of my old school friends are hooked up with phillrpine girls... They tried to match me this 1 time... But I find they look alike... Its like they're all sisters... Same height.. Same hair colour.. Same faces...

Pete

What with the Teutonic oil belcher and the fat Polish cow he's not really having a good time is he. It could only really get worse if he got mange ............

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."

dragged me down a few levels you mean.... with @XTreme at the helm a fella can go only one way... i used to spend my evenings reading poetry and my weekends widening rivers , now i just read and post shite on here.

i aspire to be like no one ..... i am a happy go lucky ray of fucking sunshine.

Time goes fast, one day you;ll look back at a magnificant tree, full of life, its a neet thing planting a little tree like you did.

Big update, first time the tiny tree has flowers!

Little argan tree is doing great, and enjoying the current heat