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Pete's got his bike back then............!

Does a broken bike count.

Sausage toad ready for when the mother-in-law gets here for dinner.............

Did a couple of trails but a long day and got drowned in the last 10 kms

Scratch that, it seems really out of focus, put this one instead, bike hardly turned a wheel this month

Unlike you pitiful ballsacks who just sit on here Trolling all day I was riding! And before you ask, there were no issues with the bike! It ran well......exactly as expected.

There's one in Tijola!

Went out to chat with mumz parents about our travails, we;ll endure. At the farm like everywhere i control i dont use pesticides, this is the result, clover and flowers, instead of greeen sterile grass...Does Mother Earth hate or love you? Its up to you ya know. Save Mother Earth, kill a littre bug. End or ride report.

You're welcome to see it but there's nothing to see. There was a small haematoma on the inside of the knee which is gone now, but the damage is internal. It's still not right but it's getting there...

DTT = dago terrorising twat....how apt that be your plate

Met my mate at Nevers, I’d booked a Chambre d’hotes which turned out to be ace

Met Chris @MooN yesterday for a sandwich

It's bike of the month... Not goerge Forman grill of the month..

The day started nicely and shit happened..

Seems you used the shadow to hide the oil drip. plus i smell burning oil now too.

That's what he thought when buying it but it was actually a warning telling him not to buy it DTT= Don't Touch That

Thank you, I may need it. I wonder at what point it reaches the age where Keep Throwing Money becomes both true and unsustainable. In other news I heard rumours of a 400cc rally style adv bike coming from Gas Gas in 2024. All I need to do is win the lottery and I'll be sweet.

That’s the cost of growing up in institutions.

That reminded me of a story an old friend of mine told me, when he was an apprentice he used to have marmite on toast for breakfast in work everyday but somebody else was helping themselves to his marmite and when complained they all took the piss out of him, so he got pissed off one day and picked up all the dead flies he could find in the cabin and mushed them up in his jar of marmite the marmite was getting used and he kept up the moaning about it so whoever it was would still think it was funny and would carry on using it

Almost look like and illusion... Like there's a big black box in the field behind your bike..

Chandelier, toilet paper, very la di da No piss bottle inside a tent for you, I like how you travel.

No photos from today as it pissed down all day. At Jax Shack now, fed and watered. Raining again tomorrow so it’ll be a maintenance day

Any update @boboneleg?

Bad luck, it's bad when a new vehicle starts like that. All that new confidence sensation goes to shit.

Badass, parking outside the lines, hardcore.

Just a coolant leak that I fixed myself.. This is a new 1...just unplug the battery for 45 min.. Though maybe it would clear the code... No go... Didn't work.. Code still flashing..

Yes but still a pain in the ass... Takes forever to get someone on the phone...and it's 2 hours away.. This morning after a few scenic pics... I cross over the province from west to east.. About 200 km of nothing but trees no cell service... Good thing it didn't breack down in those parts... I would have been chicken voltoure food.... Just starting to loose patience and fate with the bike... Think there's just to much electronic on the thing..

About 45 min from home and mtc light came on the cluster couldn't go more than 80 kph.. Fell into limp mode....had to call a rescue e truck.. Ffs...

My KLR can keep up with Mr B Grade Americana.

My time Zone says i gots alls day still....

Well I'll be getting out for an hour or two this morning. No doubt you blowhards will be doing fuck all.....as usual.

Just pulled over for the night... Its to dam hot.. Over 30 c... Few pics from the morning.. Met Pete along the way he was just standing there with a pole up his ass..

Got back from feeding the baby seagulls, when i got to the beach there were 20 women doing yoga poses, how kind to see those butts like that thank you. Bobs in France he doesnt need pics of this kinda chit.

It's a Via Verde Dave......green way. Cycling is allowed on there and you can ride through all the former stations on the line.

I'm back......and I bet you Trolls are waiting to see if there's been any issues? Well take a look!

Ahh, the IKEA home assembly road kit!

Good luck with the KTM Grace!