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You’re going to die.

I had another off today, must try harder Duffed up an indicator But after a coffee stop and a breather we carried on and did some glorious trails Bike all straightened out now, just doing a road ride tomorrow so hopefully I’ll keep it sunny side up

hehehe just the one.. or two million

That’s @Buckster. with a seeping semi for the rest of the day

Do you have tractors on them ? asking for a friend

I'm starting to think if i owned that bike it would have a better life with me

Scheisse better get the keys to the gun cabinet... yes @Tym I have one

Cars are bigger and better in Poland......and full of monkeys as well.

she wont get much for hers....

Not 270º, I can tell you that, that's for hipsters

Ride out on the z750 somewhere but no fixed plans yet. However, definitely goi g to drop in here as it’s only a few klms away.

Glad you told me its like ground hog day here, one sunny hot day after the other ugh.... I got so dark im getting reparations for that slavery issue.

Does this mean your both get bummed

If Pete bought tools it must be for the wife's birthday.

Today’s action involved driving an old Harley

So I’m in France now, long day and pretty knackered. Met a complete nutter on the tunnel, she wasn’t all there but she sure can ride a big GS....

Didn't he fall off outside the hotel?

Binning bikes in more places than me is nothing to brag about Bob

Has he binned it in France ?

I'm home alone this weekend the wife and boy are at rockfest in Barcelona and not back until Monday. How many days can you survive without food I've only been home 5 hours and i'm starving already LOL

So you've now binned it more times in France than @Sir Fallsalot then?

You have a Vespa in the van now?

Yeh I’m a mod now …

aaw curlylocks youre still here..

aah you my favourite skin disease

He's been an out spoken tits for years using any means to promote what he's up too. Prob got investments in Russia he can't access.

We were riding in rain for 3 days so I’m sure you know what that’s like

Maintenance Pete.

Did a couple of trails but a long day and got drowned in the last 10 kms

You're welcome to see it but there's nothing to see. There was a small haematoma on the inside of the knee which is gone now, but the damage is internal. It's still not right but it's getting there...

From my sett laying detail drawing, including my rogue dog turd I try and pop in most drawings.

So today was what you might call an adventure. I’ve been looking forward to riding the pave (cobbled) roads for three years now and they didn’t disappoint. The weather however was something else, when it rains in France it feckin rains, none of this namby pamby stuff. I’m sat in an Irish bar in Compiegne now having a couple of pints of Guinness

That lady brightened up my day, she’d do well on here. She most certainly wasn’t a snowflake

It’s like weather

Had a couple of these to wash it down, looks like I may get a bit wet tomorrow 🌧

So instead of being miserable about my clutch I decided to do something completely deranged instead (as one does). The Hanuman Enduro Competition was so far out of my comfort zone, I really thought I must have lost my mind when I signed up for it. But it also turned out to be one of the destroying and affirming experiences I've put myself through in years (and I have a bit of a record of putting myself in out-there situations). It was just... wow. I wrote up the full story on my blog bikehedonia.com

@Slowlycatchymonkey has no idea what she's missing .....................

I've never thought of a KTM being a long term bike as we know they're a bit fragile but you've got this one a lot further than most.

Happy to report that you are all wrong, my water shaft impeller seal is fine! That's the good news. It was just a little hole in the radiator and they welded it up. The bad news is that my clutch is borked. Slave cylinder seal failed (again) and the master cylinder has been leaking for months. Ugh. My bike is a 2012 so still running the Magura system which is plagued with problems. Clutchless shifted 150km to get out of Phnom Penh yesterday. That city is a headache, hard to find somewhere safe to park your bike and everyone always trying to snatch your phone. I am in Kampot. I have a race to ride, then options to reassess. Some days... weeks... months are smoother sailing than others. I also need a new set of rocker arms, I can hear the bearings are on their way out. Poor old girl is pushing 100,000km, a fair bit for the big single, bits are starting to wear out.

Yeh....I think so too!

Bad luck Grace, my money is on the water pump impeller shaft seal has shit itself .

Well, I'm traveling solo again, no friends and no enduro bikes. Old mate couldn't get his passport back from the UK embassy in time to drive down so I ended up flying back into Cambo on my own. Yep, I'm back in Phnom Penh, this is KTM Rescue Mission Mk II. (The first rescue mission went nowhere because I was still waiting for the Laotian border to reopen by the time I had to skip back to run a tour in Thailand). So, here we are again. This time I expected smooth sailing - the bike had only beeing sitting for four weeks, not two years - but I get out of the shop and the temp light comes on, there's no water in the radiator. I pour water in, it comes out again. So off I limp towards my favourite mechanical magician, leaving a trail of droplets on the hot Cambodian road... But it's all good, because we make it to the workshop without any further red lights. I settle in to wait for the head mechanic to reappear, and hopefully solve all my problems... Well, some of them. Can I just say, the Thai baht to USD exchange rate is murder.

Gun Lobby ?

No wonder @Slowlycatchymonkey has fucked off ….