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A Welsh Terrier if I’m not mistaken.

If you go skip the monkeys, you van/car will suffer.

Go on the bike, live stream so we can watch.

All about perspective. It was just under an hour when I looked and to me (and the majority of non puddle dodging bikers ) thats not far.

That's shorter than my commute to work most days so @Slowlycatchymonkey is right its by Swansea

I really don't like Centre Parcs. Most of the children at my sons school would have a week there so we went along 3 or 4 times. So overpriced, poor food, like going on holiday at a sports centre. They wring every penny they can out of you and if you don't book activities early (which you have to pay a lot more for) you won't get on them. But the boys loved it and had a great time so it was kind of worth it. I can't see any appeal in it for adults.

Manny Charlton, Nazareth's guitarist for a time, passed away a couple of days back.

Stayed at the Center Parcs there many years back. Wasn't a bad place, but stupidly expensive for what it is!

Doe anyone else think it looks like it should be ridden by a Minnion?

Tie meat to yourself then ride through safari. Adventure safaring

Go on the bike on the safari … there’s a thought

Where’s the cool bike .. behind the castle ?

Mrs and that are going to Longleat tomorrow do the Safari , asked if I want to go … had a day planned on bike , never been there and do like animals … what would you do , I’m in two minds

He’s a twat ain’t he

So, instead of a mirror you have a monkey with huge nipples who looks rearward for the driver?

If only my bike was in the background

The house is worth a visit imo. The rest is just tourist shite.

To put you out of your misery it was Lemuel. A biblical king but probably more familiar as the name Lemuel Gulliver in Gulliver's Travels.

Longleat it is … Lord Bath had 74 wifelets respect

that’s me right there …,

Proper hornets nest.

The A team was awesome,. they fired 450,000 rounds of ammo and never hit anyone.

Im pretty sure from your description of previous girlfriends you have more experience off rotting fish than most..

Anyone know of an unused set of torx drivers for sale? No longer needed?

This is just fucking remarkable.......the man is nearly 80!

Kids won't even know how to make fun of that.

Well thats your algorithms screwed for the next 10 years

My mate’s got a Norden and traded his KTM 1190R for it. He much prefers the Norden.

Do you? Honestly most of these crumbly lightweight bike owners barely qualify as people who ride bikes. Shit hang on Ive jus realised I rarely post any of the stuff

Thats just superb. Sometimes you just surpass yourself. A dizzying experience I presume?!

For Wales and the West Country low inbreeding coefficients are but a pipe dream..

This is Bob … bobs going bang another dog and I’m having one of the pups

Nice I can't help thinking if I sat like that for any length of time Id get pins n needles!

Ah I'm back from the festival, wrote that a couple of days after, just takes a while to upload it all on here and forgot to amend it! Its rare to read a motorbike travel book where the traveller doesn't at some point unwittingly end up staying in a dodgy love motel, or at least they always claim its unwitting! Apart from one guy (Mark Holmes RTW on a Triumph Rocket) who said he deliberately ordered a prostitute and then ended up just talking to her about his woes.

Six hacked into Grass's account.

A fold down bed in the candy van? The most comfortable peado palace in Kent.