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It´ll be similar to this

We’re here all ready for a few beers now

That Pete is actually a women trapped in a man's body?

Ah yes, here come all the Honda owners with handbags poised.

You should always buy a Honda rather than a BMW, the DBM's will be soooooooooooooooo excited as they don't have to climb up so high to approach him now............

So I have learned that the GS is now up for sale, the dealer advertisement describes it as being in perfect condition and that the previous owner only sold it because he didn’t want his wife going out with him and spoiling his fun with the dago midget bummers. What can we learn from this?

You can laugh my phones packed up more than once in the heat. They have battery protection so if it gets too hot they go into a type of low power mode to reduce the battery temp, the screen dims to the lowest setting, refresh and background activity is stopped. Only happens in direct sunlight, using satnav and charging it at the same time. Got lost for over an hour thanks to that. Went into a cafe and got some ice put it in a bag and wedged it behind the phone holder, worked a treat. by the way phones silicone cases can increase this heat, silicone is made from sand, its a complex process involving many stages, have I told you about sand yet? I understand @Bucksters keen to know.

Yeah, this one has the dummy on the seat.

I’m sorry, although I don’t know him I’m pretty certain god doesn’t have a CB500X. @Buckster may be able to inform us better....

No can't be... He's to white. Few last pictures of Pete I swear he's growing tits.. Given his latest bike purchase and all... I think the estrogen is flowing..

nuff said..................

All done with the install... Now to see if I can really get lost next week or maybe over the weekend... I have no curfew like most of you twats...

No worries, Your wife wouldn’t go anywhere with you on that tiny bike you’ve got

King Wanker Ginger

I wouldn't, I can't reach that high

They've been painting the rails white in case they buckle in the heat ................

I think you have mixed up the grunter and the shunter.

Yen, have you noticed a change in the background music on Petes elevator? This song is now queued up ever since he got a Honda 500...ffs not even a 650 this is full blown, omg dont say blown!

Chain is good.....but it was very dry! Now given it a good soaking with Castrol Synthetic Lube!!

Going to be a hot one this weekend! However, I do have a bike here now! And it actually works as well. Not wanting to look a gift horse in the mouth I plan to get out early on both days. I suggest you Trolling Blowhards do the same and we can then see if you can do anything other than run your gobs off on the Internet. Personally I don't think you can!

My Garmin is prejudice, it will find post codes in England, France, Belgium with no problem but it will not find anything in Wales

That picture does nothing but reinforce what I said.

Today in our garden...... Lilly Cosmos Budlia

Fucking TrollFest here today then! Any other forum and I'd be worshipped like a God!

He might be albwino.

He might be an esquimo.

Fred, can you tell Karen to stop posing so alluringly in these photos

Bikes take up less room in the garage on a centre stand. I can get more fuel in the tank when it's on the centre stand. Wheel removal is easier, especially on larger heavier machines. I can balance a cup of tea on the filler cap or top box easier as well.

Yer but his missus is super feckin cool n packs cowhides for bedding. In a previous life her name was Lagertha.

That’s the Edinburgh chapter of H.O.G.

id smack my self in the face if i said we was sleeping in that.

My missus would smack me in the face if I said we were sleeping in that!

My bike's number plate ends in KWG as well, this is a strange coincidence. It is the proper colour for a rear number plate though, not that nancy boy white thing.

Yeh......all those lot buying second homes!

that's cos there's nothing there of any interest...

Well I take it back, I said I will believe 40c when I see it...... Just watched Met office forecast for Monday and Tuesday, and they say 40c for us and 25c during the night......think I will sleep in the pool

Yep, I switch it to Wales when it asks for 'State/Province' and it accepts Wales ............ Then as soon as you put the postcode in you get this................. I've spoken to Garmin about it and they almost admitted that there's a bug in the system Go back to a search in England (Birmingham in this case) and it's no problem at all I also had no problem finding hotels etc in France from a post code search .

Its a shame really as the GS came with an auto lube system for that instant penetration making it easier on the DMB's small holes now hes going to have to just fuck em dry

Don't go to big....you won't be able to haul it down the road.

I think they just split into two every 20 years or so and make a new ready formed Ginge. This and bright sunlight keeps their population in check and cuts down the need for culling........unless you still fancy a go anyway of course.

Sherwin Williams has a new name for their Vanilla off white, its now the Honda500 offwhite.

The words “gay” and “Honda” are basically the same word.

This bike basically tells every dago midget that your arse is open for business.

Twat

It’s more boring than @Slowlycatchymonkey describing the composition of sand. It’s the perfect bike for Pete.

I think so too Ray......it's one of those bikes (like a Strom) that's actually a lot better in reality than what it seems to be on paper.