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She’s in the van

Well as I part-ex’d one I have got it down to three

I was expecting a pogo stick.

Up early, off to Leeds

Nice one Bob I guessed it would be one of these especially as your working in a Ducati shop Is that an oil stain underneath it

Beautiful van ... Nice bike to

Me too.

What a surprise! Looks good!

Best part of my TAT trip was me saving a goat The rest of it I felt like falling asleep.

I don't get it, why make an engine out of a smooth architecture and then make it unbalanced in order to make it feel like another architecture? Seems wrong to me, seems too hipster. EDIT: Also, why just caring about the 270º cranks? Why not mention the crank position in all engines? Fucking hipsters!

You can stuff your batteries that murdered how many children in Africa?

I kinda figured that wasn't you.. Its not your nature to pull out a dictionary page.... But just to make clear your still a dickhead...

You are the laughing stock of the bike world.

Is it a Ducati?

What happened to reducing the number of bikes Bob?

It’s too pretty to ride off-road and ruin it Pedro, so I’ll stick to tarmac or gravel in this @Sir Fallsalot is laughing now as he’s heard me say that before

Ya kinda figured a anus was involved...

Something for Pete's wank bank.

Looks real nice id like to try that out.

That’s gorgeous. And not what I was expecting. Dunno why

Just seen this, how's that for a list of problems in the first year. https://londonbikers.com/t/one-year-old-today/113289

This tape was recorded in 1981 The equipment was made before 1979. The video was recorded from a cellphone. I've never had this 1080 past 80 watts and stay in the room. You can feel it outside. HPM-100 200 watt version are mint a 10 out of 10. The 1080 clips at 132 watts and that GX is the cats pajamas 6 heads you can keep your CDs. Have 2 SX1980. The killer of all receiver's can get 7 to 8k for each all day long.. yes I have a thing for the old stuff and the music was just as awesome. Disco Turn it up all the way.

Ya stop it you twats...your gonna scare her away... It's nice to have new blood in the house instead of these corps.. I swear sometime it feels like I'm In a nursing home.... I think Tammy is on another level than most... We need her....(just doing my mod duty)

Grass fed horse cock, if you please

Does anyone still deny this is happening? Got to be some nut balls in America I imagine, or @zzzak after a week on the baggie. Anyway the highest recorded temperature in Edinburgh was in 2019 and was 31.6 Celsius, forecast for this Tuesday is 32 Celsius. Gingers will die.

And another thing.... What's with those cigars... How do you stick that in your mouth... Its has big has a vibrator ffs.... You better not be doing the bill Clinton deal with your buddys...

Don't panic anyone it was me. Sorry about hacking your account. You can have it back now.

Every manufacturer has lemons now because everything is built to a price, my old CB1000 I consider one of Honda's last top quality bikes everything since the 90's has all gone down hill.

I learned from Pete.

There’s no flies on you

Harley riders line up to ride with me... I kid you not... I have to leave at 5am on weekends to ditch them..

I have to admit it sounds pretty fucking gay..... Ex... Oh I'm going for a little bimble with my ktm... I would be the laughing stock of the bike world if I used that around here..

He bought two new ones in a month......then went fucking mental!

Rectum Stretching of the worst kind Marcel!

What the hell is a bimble anyways... Is that Irish?

Needs a 270° crank.

I've got feelings too, man!

I can't think of any real lemons I've owned, I've had problems with lots of bikes but just fix them, but my dull mate bought a new Africa Twin a few months after me and had a long list of issues Sticky set button. I had that as well but not had a problem since it was replaced Sticking hazard warning button water running down the inside of the clocks 3 sets of replacement wheels due to the protective coating falling off the spokes Paint flaking off the frame Corrosion coming through the paint on the engine Rusty ABS sensor disc front and rear Rusty brake disc centre's And rust showing up all over the place on the frame That's what I can remember off the top of my head I'm sure there's more, that was all within 6 months from new but it never broke down. The best thing that happened to that bike was a tractor reversing over it in Sennybridge that took in out of the system so no one else would end up with it. He bought another one 6 months old once he got paid out still owns it now 5 years on without a single fault.

Pedro has some horse cock casserole in the fridge you can have.

He will have to change his name to @Plumbbob..

But if he goes anywhere near a building site he'll be used and abused to make sure everything is true and level, could be funny to watch though

Bob, Reading your balance thingy on another thread. I fall over backwards if I look up at tall buildings for too long, an age thing I reckon. Same with riding the bike, some days I have excellent balance and other days I can do nothing right. Anyway, screw a little plastic spirit level on to one of you legs, I think you know which one, you've always struck me as the sensible sort. Now you'll always know by looking down if you're leaning to one side without having to rely on your own in built balance.