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My black neighbour moved out yesterday, I shall miss her, she had the fine art of parking just right so I could get my bike out of my garage without moving my car first. Where as the Polish family there before her parked so far over they were sometimes in front of my own garage door and partly on my drive. This later turned out to be because he had a motorbike to get out of his garage to go to work at 4am. It was a Honda and broke down a lot so in the end he moved to be closer to London. Now who do I vote for to get a new neighbour with decent parking skills?

I can start a poll on which bike i will take out next should be just as riveting

Were you both waiting for me to order them before coming up with defects?

Should be the whole of the U.K. voting to end the current government system including getting rid of the House of Lords and demanding a system of regional devolution and national proportional representation.

I've certainly done my bit in this department, assisted by Bob. But now we've drawn a blank. Can somebody change their bike to keep the momentum going?

On the Bandit which has a reliable power source

Yer got that, Pete that was ages ago

I'm ordering the E07 + Dakar tomorrow, calling a guy first to see if he managed to get the MotoZ or not, probably not, and then ordering. I'm going to like getting some less gay tires back on my bike. Will also get a rear shock plastic protector, and see if that fits, my bike runs a little taller than normal and as such there's less clearance between the tire and swing arm than on stock bikes. I'll also buy a leg's worth of surf suit and make a neoprene suit for the shock, just in case the plastic protector doesn't work with the more chunky tire. Game on for rocky roads and sliding on roundabouts! All this is just for fitting in mid September, but products have been failing so I'd rather have stuff ready than rushing around last minute.

You're not going to want to hear this.....but this bike is fucking brilliant. So good in fact I even did a review here! But for now you can relive the trauma of me sweating my fucking nuts off at San Clemente! While you lot just sit on the board all day trolling, Rugged Individualists like me get shit done! Scorched Earth everywhere you look now...... Made my way up to the lake...... Contender for BOTM I'd say...... The water's getting lower all the time now! When I first came here most of the banks were underwater..... That pier is where the bike was to get my BOTM pic.....not that any of you hateful wankers will vote for it of course! Then back down from the lake on the Castril road...... And just more Scorched Earth as far as the eye can see! The harsh reality is that you fucking Blowhards wouldn't last two minutes here! Stick to having a cup of tea and a bun at your local cafe with the other wankers!

How about a gay bike poll..?

Speaking of Intros

Honda Grom!

You cock.

Cos I’m away.

Why haven't we seen it yet then

As you happen to ask yesterday I paid a deposit on something… I’ve not even test ridden it. I just NEEDED it. It could be a doozy of a thread cos it’s not expected til mid October at the earliest! Let’s do it ‘Guess Who’ style. I reckon you’ll nail it pretty quick, then you can start slating it

I'm voting Beta, haven't seen that out for a while

I still have a set of E07’s on my spare wheels for the donkey You can’t wear them out

I'll be needing tires soon at the pace I'm going... 6000km in 2 months... I've got to cut down a little..

Not sure about the E07+ Dakar but the E09 Dakar's are notoriously a bastard to fit and worse to remove. I've had to saw one off a mates bike before now

Ordered a set of E07+ Dakar, ordered them online despite my dislike for online shops, but the Mitas importer said they didn't have a front and didn't know if they'd get one before September. To top it up they were 50€ more expensive on the rear tire alone, let's see if the online stock is true. The normal E07 is apparently a very good tire but not available for my sizes, the E07+ is supposedly nice but some people don't get much miles out of them, I like the comfort of having a really resistant tire to protect my wheels so there's that.

Soulless? So basically ginger?

If whatever tire I get doesn't make a noise I'll stick a whistle to the front forks, @boboneleg, can´t have a gay tire on my way South!

On tyre noise, if it isn't making a noise it's a fucking gay tyre

Very underestimated bikes @XTreme, a mate of mine dies a fair bit of off road riding including competing in the last Hellas Rally with Torque Racing and he likes them, especially when you add some of the Rally Raid UK kit. I could be tempted when I get to your age.

My jet tub...

Free…

It's funnier that they've managed to kick out a couple of real word candidates before ending up with this pair of twats. All puppets anyway.

That was funny, portuguese comedians have moved up on the world stage of humour after that one. .

Look at his eyes in this, he's not the star in this clip but it's a stonking tune.................

Worse. i eat meat, keto friendly i am. My grandmother knew better, when mum was young her mother would poke her everytime they saw a fat woman. "White Bread" she'd say to mum.

With @yen_powell bringing up 'It ain't half hot mum' on another thread it reminded me of this. Don Estelle has one helluva voice.................