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Says the Honda rider.

I know we've had this discussion before about what the criteria is for BOTM, is it the best picture, or the best locqtion or the best bike? I still don't know. if ts simply the best bike picture submitted this month then there are some crackers there, however ther is one bike this month that has probably generated mo traffic and posts ond trolling and piss taking than any other so for the first time EVER, the Bike of the month ( regardless of photo quality) has got to go to @XTreme 's gay honda.

He has to overcome the angular momentum caused by having 18lbs of shite in his underkaks.

On my way home this morning I stayed off the highways... Passed through Irish town... And fallowed the coast line till miramichi... Stop where kc Irving was born... Lot of the locals in different part of the province hates the Irving family... I have nothing bad to say about them... To me they created thousand of jobs and invested a lot in new brunswick... Not bad for a man who started delivering oil product with horse and bugging...

Busy day, did community service, couple loads of wash, the dishes, cooked b fast and lucnh for mum so far...had some time to kill before getting supper ready so i, wait for it! Went to the beach for a bit to social smoozing with the regulars. .

Sandals !! even gayer than a man bag .............................. oh ! hold on a second...........

Pity votes wait till next month

Fuckmine Marcel, you jumped on that quick. I've only just finished watching that game

well if i was @boboneleg i would be very disappointed with the results ... new bike to show off and 1 vote... twats bob

Don't worry about it Fred, I switched my vote at least 6 times , it's the only way to play this game

That troll looks like he might be big enough

So what your really saying is there are no DMB'S big enough to fill your hole

Well it was the annual bike event on Prince Edward Island... Did take any shot of the the event itself.. Same old stuff with harley bike rally.. Show and shine.. All of them look the same dressed the same.. Trying to pretend there all 1%...makes me laugh..

I can confirm that was no rectum stretching whatsoever! Because there was no Gay Harley Rally on!

Did make reservations for the island I'm sure everything was booked solid so plan was to crash near Moncton for the night... Busy spot but I did manage to find a place.. Holiday Inn Express..

Did you get bummed?

I wonder why there are soooooooooooooooo many abandoned villages near you

Sandals, worn down sandals! It’s on high shocks, too, so get a nice GS

I was out at 9.15 today to try and avoid the heat.....but I ended up being out longer than I planned. So I sweated my nuts off! Followed a farm access road that I hadn't been on before......and ended up (somehow) at an abandoned village that I found by accident early this year. This was the one that doesn't show up on any maps and is not listed on any of the "Abandoned" sites that I look at.......so I can't give you any history on it. In fact I don't even know whether it's in Granada, Almeria, or Murcia provinces! At a push I'd say it was likely to be Granada......though I went in from the Almeria end. So here it is......the vid gives a better overview than the pics though. Still in Granada here..... Now I'm in Almeria...... Abandoned shit everywhere in this area....... Then I eventually reach the village after wobbling along some pretty iffy roads.... It's a very odd place because a lot of the houses look quite liveable and are totally secured. Then there's a few in this state.... By this time I was drenched in sweat so time to make a move! The bike ended up covered in sand and dust, but that situation has now been rectified! Just needs a polish tomorrow. The bike was flawless, and you can't put a price on the peace of mind you get when your bike is a Honda! As opposed to some other brands! If the 1200GS had fucked up in a location like this the consequences could be dire.....there's no phone signal and you're miles from anywhere! it's serious shit! Another benefit that I'm finding is fuel consumption......last weekend's trips and this weekend's trips have cost me less than €10. As a rough calculation that has to be over 80mpg! So there we are......one weekend and two ride reports! I'm fucking carrying you Casuals!

Pete we need to talk... Look I'm not dissing you or in anything... Im just looking out for you with the kindness regard.... Its bad enough you bought a girls bike and keep making videos with cheezy 1970 Porn music and now you've just posted the gayess Honda video I've seen in years..... If you keep this up you're gonna become the laughing stock of the internet biker community...

It’s more gay than a pink unicorn dildo.

That isn’t helping you.

Sorry guys and gals... I was busy admiring my bike on the front page... You were saying?

It's really not a problem to me, Marcel's bike is fairly new so bully up for him

For fuck sake i was waiting until just before 8 to switch my vote to you so there would be a draw but forgot all about it, Mind you looking at the results i probably wouldn't have swapped as that would have left Bob without a vote and me feeling guilty

Yes pretty well the norm around here..

Oh you only wish you fruitcake...

Gay.

Roll the back wheel onto a block of wood to assist getting it on the centre stand in the garage its what i do with the old africa twin as that's a bitch to get on the centre stand

Shouldn’t mess with the wildlife nursing a bad back. Is it a bigger suspension travel on the Yamaha that makes it harder to put on the center stand? Maybe increasing preload helps a bit?

I did 120 miles on Thursday but it was just going to work and then back and forth to a few sites when I got there. I also went to the Isle of Dogs Asda to see if I could see the large man who demands a pound from people as they return their trollies and gets violent if they say no but he wasn't there, I heard an old Italian man decked him the day before. The police never seem to keep hold of him for long. Up the road from Asda is another large man known as The Blue bridge Man who walks up and down the same street (by the Blue Bridge) then deliberately barging into people and then threatening them for getting in his way. The police keep letting him off with a warning as well. Two nut-nuts so close is strange. I wonder what would happen if I could get them to meet? First time I've dared ride the bike since my back went twang last Wednesday week. I thought long and hard before deciding fuck it and putting it on the centre stand when I got home, it's a git to do that, especially compared to the Versys. Back out for a short trip tomorrow.

Are you nuts you get your bikes wet?

Fucking birds been eating my dessert

Monks Trod

Sounds like your living the dream. Have you met the Gornickes yet LOL

Sorry to hear about you mum, May's becoming a difficult month. May took my Abby and Bisley from me so far.

Best weekend report so far.

They will probably all turn into werewolves later.

Horsefly looks a whole lot better than its name Sorry to hear about your Mum, at least she’s close to you now

They should vote Conservative.