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No I’m not talking about you lot of buzzing fleabags. I am cleaning a lot less insects off my bike this year, has anyone else noticed this, despite the fact that we are getting a lot of warm weather. I have also noticed there are a lot less spiders around, possibly due to a reduction in their food source. Could be a sign of the end times, zombie apocalypse shortly.

Have you told her you've taken a pic of her arse and posted it on the internet?

Look at my tramp of a mrs , been out all day like this , I did see it this morning but only just told her

You know little about the man formally known as Buckster, arabian prince, e-millionaire, then, something happened. Turned up like a shroom in scotland on the run from that Dukes of Hazard cop cause he defiled some georgia peach.

This the style …

Thats fine though isnt it, it is a motorcycle forum with a ride report section. He's not the only one who drops in, leaves a ride report and disappears. Plus I don't think everyone is comfortable joining in until they know the environment. Six was pretty quiet when I first joined and now we get pics n van action n laughs. Just takes some folk a while to warm up. I nearly went on a trip with Motorbiker but other things got in the way. Before I joined he was keen I knew what I was getting into so gave me the contact details of others going. They have nothing but good things to say, he's organised, considers all the angles, appreciates its everyones holiday so leaves options open and every single one individually commented about how quick witted and funny he is. If you're being slow on the uptake he takes no prisoners and by all accounts is larger than life. Thats the sort of person most of the folk on here would have loved sparring with. He also very kindly went out of his way to help me out with good advice when I started riding, he's a wise man. That to me is an asset.

Just had a couple of glasses of this , proper nice drop of wine

Your in for it now wait until he catches up with you

He keeps copying what i do, he's spent, Marcel was the final nail in the troll's coffin formally known as Buckster.

Fake news , she probably wants new lips, cheeks, nose, tits , etc etc

I'm bloody starving now.

Has he ever had any material … except his trophies …. 4 year olds grey flannel shorts , black slip on elasticated trainers size 5 and various Spider-Man and Sponge Bob Square pants pencil cases

Being able to lock up bags on the road is a must imho.

Thats what Naomi said at the FDNY local 395's storefront when i ordered my t's.

It’s on its way!

Knocked this one out of the park home run Bob axed for it .

Dont give them any ideas.

Looks more like they've been licking toads

You have to stop fantasising about me Tym, you should go back to frottering seaguls in your onesie playsuit.

It's not like a thief would use a knife or anything like that.

Fallen Hero!

In the hood they call this "biting someones style"

Are those in your wank bank

How did they get it if they did, how did the deer get it?

I'm shocked by the sudden marked reduction. Camped next to a river near Ben Nevis didn't see a single fly/midge/moquito. Cleaned my visor twice the entire time I was away, usually it needs doing every day. Somethings not right.

As I think I posted I went to see @Richzx6r at Donington Park the other week.....It was a very warm dry day,and i covered around 100 miles that day and, just 4 bug splats on the front of the scoot. And Bumblebees, I see very few in our garden, plenty of small wild bees though.

Of course

I like the look of their stuff. Read good reviews of it but for road riding the metal panniers hold more, lock easily, have liner bags that easily pull out so no unpacking repacking ... and they create leg space when you want to take a lie down in the gravel but don't want to get your legs squashed

Maiden sleep tonight …. mrs is just in storage tent putting on a Jimmy Saville costume …. I’m just shaving me nuts .

had a bit of van action myself today picked the bike up with new mot new battery fresh fork oil and brake fluid finally ready to roll with new road tax

Guess you've gleaned by now its a collaboration. Made in India, owned by an Indian company and designed using some of the better British end of things. I still have the 9T and I see why that would have thrown you off, soz about that, I just don't see them in the same class at all. The 9T might be BMWs offering of a retro bike but doesn't look like the old 90 or any old bike, its looks and power are far more modern than the plod along classics they're reviving. I liked the 9T when I first saw it but was surprised they were selling it with a retro tag when it only nods in that direction. Then the price tag and the build quality of BMW (Petes donkey aside) to me is in a different ball park.

Says the rider of the number one selling girls brand..

A new blog post is up on my website. This one was a bit hard for me to write but I feel better for it. https://www.grasshopperspath.ca/post/mom-s-along-for-the-drive Also a new short video up with some of my travel moments from May.

looks like something out of easyrders magazine bring on miraculous mutha

The Yorkshire Dales can fuck you up in the bad weather.

This is the HDRCGB, I’ve been a member for years, they actually ride their bikes and I have friends from around the U.K. that I have made through the club, they are good for finding parts, the club has a specialist tool collection that members can borrow as required and they are a great knowledge resource. The rallies are great fun as well. I’ve never not enjoyed a rally with this crowd. But like it has been said, it’s a biker thing, you wouldn’t get it, you are ginger.

bike meets, not for me...... unless its meeting with people i know , but that dont happen much , no one likes me cause im a cunt

Shouldnt Honda riders only hang with other honda riders.

Yes that seems to be the norm in most events now, although the triumph owners one i went to a few weeks ago was ok probably because they were so old they had trouble putting their socks on let alone a corset

I go to lots of similar events but just run by local clubs, i go for the music and the atmosphere i grew out of the uniform (dress like a pirate) many years ago but the new thing is they all seem to be going down the fancy dress route now where men in their 60s turn up in dresses and shit not my thing at all

Its a biker thing if you had to ask the question there's no point in giving you an answer as you just don't get it

Has it got two wheels