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One of our frogs visiting King Louie in his plant pot this morning

How about a photo someone took of me today

So why isn’t it great when you are older? What the fuck do they do to you lot in Portugal? At age 11 do your parents sit you down and give you ‘the talk’, “Pedro, you know all that food that you really like? Well you can’t have it anymore, here is a plate of shit and congealed sick, get used to it!” Then you grow up to be an angry fat lad riding a Teutonic wank panzer shouting at people on Internet forums for enjoying life. It’s all becoming so clear now.

Sure stand still…..always happy to help…

Blatently pinched form other forums but with a twist. A photo you took today but it doesn't necessarily have to have a bike, it can be anything you like as long as it was today. So @XTreme , your Mange is not allowed in here................

Pay no heed @boboneleg you’re getting slated by the narrator of Ivor the Engine.

As if you could chew that Phil?

jousting …. came across it by chance driving home ….

@XTreme would like this shit, no DBM's though

I've spent a good half an hour looking inside this one in Evora, it's not as well lit as these pictures below indicate, which makes it gloomier.

You’re really touchy about your burger bread

I never implied it wasn't good. It's great, if you're 10 You're supposed to be a man's man, tall dude, cigars and whisky and a big Harley, and you're eating your burgers with children's bread? Do you stop that lovely big red Harley and chew on gummy bears on breaks, too?

While I was waiting for Costa to have a good sniff and make up his mind about having a poop or not, I took a couple of pictures dedicated to @yen_powell, of my local cemitery on a dewy night. The crossed bones above the gates have always seemed kind of weird to me.

For Chrissakes get your hands off your hips man

It depends who the muffin belongs too

Well that’s that then. Other than the colonists who didn’t know there were different types of bread we can all look forward to enjoying our tiger bread, except for Pedro who will be chowing down on something a little different. Here you go Pedro, enjoy!

You two are a pair of 'part-timers' , you're not truly Welsh as don't even speak the language. At least I speak true Bristolian What you say @Specs

But I don'r sound like the only gay in the village

Looks a lot like a place that someone may have disposed of bodies in at some point in the past, it isn’t near the border with Wales by any chance is it?

You sound like a fucking village Yokel Bob!

Ok @Slowlycatchymonkey , what parts have you been showing Marcel that has convinced him that you're a woman ?

Im guessing 'polish munter' ?

You better start eating soon... I can send my personal diet plan... If we have any hope in this business venture.... We need plenty of product..

No worries, I'm lacking in meekness and that does seem to cause confusion.

Not local to me, no, but I’ve been in a couple of those, I think they’re more common in the Alentejo. It takes quite a lot for me to go and look at the inside of a chapel

Between me and you... I think he's menapozing... Low testosterone really fuck you up... I take supplements myself..

That's a pretty grave yard, thank you for the pictures. Have you got any local churches with piled up bones, the sort that make a display of them?

I always thought it should be called Chita bread, but I can see how that wouldn't work in English

Ok I'll maybe watch a video or two... But that's it...

Try explaining to a customer that the car dash has to come out to replace the evaporator.... You work like a slave for entire day and part of the next day... For messely profit on a evap and a ac refill.... Makes no business sence to me.... I make money on selling parts... I can do 10 brake jobs or suspension work.. Which is way more profit for the business

Seen this gay pose @Marcel?

plenty of it at morrisons

They said it was hot today, i seemed cool, never trust anybody.

Ask any Welshman and he'll tell you that the bloke playing that part does not do a correct Welsh accent! It may sound right to you lot but to us it sounds fucking weird! Tell him @Sir Fallsalot

In the woods on the left

I think they were built as the bones "became available", but I'll visit next time I'm there and inform myself.

Correct, for Marcel

Correct

I don't need any step to fall over.

Are you telling me that your a woman now? If you looked like that I would definitely do you..

I always wanted to ride a big Harley, this is going to be great!