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Spending the weekend at a small lake. My favourite time is first thing in the morning when the mist is floating across it.

Grasshopper on my window

Yeah, that's the trouble with all cameras, they all tend to make automatic adjustments to increase/reduce brightness to make the overall exposure a medium grey and not what it looked like to the eye at all FYI on your shot I used "Accentuate" then went into the tools section and tweaked the saturation a tiny bit and adjusted the shadows to bring the rocks out, I then used the "Details" tool and increased structure and sharpness, it's very fast and conveniant especially on a phone or tablet, just carefull not to go OTT

I need new gloves, coming back I set my satnav to get me out of Southampton via the "twisty" route but not long into the journey it decided there was congestion (who gives a fuck about that on a scoot/bike) and it re routed me back onto the "fast" route which is shit loads of boring motorway after shit loads of boring dual carriageway, it was ironically a further journey by an extra 20 miles, I suffered it all as I couldn't tap the "fuck off no thanks" button when the re routing message popped up, touch screen gloves required me thinks. Still it was a shit load of fun "filtering" through the miles and miles of backed up cars on the motorways as it was a Friday late afternoon mega rush period, plenty of cock sucking twat cagers who resent filtering and nudge their shitmobile over to try to block you and I had to show plenty of adventure bikers how it's done Good mpg, I was expecting it to be low as I wasn't exactly riding in a frugal manner but still got 73mpg, 187 miles in just over 3hrs

Nice shot I find Snapseed great for tweaking shots like this on my phone or even a camera

Saw this on a tree when we were out walking yesterday. Apparently it's called Chryothricacae, a form a lichen fungi. It was almost luminous.

if he pulls up and he looks spanish and he is 3 ft tall .... run

They said it was hot today, i seemed cool, never trust anybody.

I've spent a good half an hour looking inside this one in Evora, it's not as well lit as these pictures below indicate, which makes it gloomier.

Too high up for my stick to reach

Looks like one of the many Slime Molds - Fuligo septica aka "Dog vomit mold"

Haven't tested exactly myself, but I've seen reports of 80/90 mpg.

A revisit this one, went back after a couple of years to take the shot again, this time with better knowledge on how to do it The Milky Way over the Old Coastgaurd Station at Worm's Head, Rhossili

All i know is my mum says she cant understand a dman thing they say on her BBC channel.

That's right @boboneleg he does not do a correct Welsh accent just like Pete doesn't fucking Swansea Jack

gotcha

Better on mute.

Well the double hands on the hips isnt has bad has yours... Single hand on the hips.. Well you look like a sissy boy doing that...

Looby Loo is a dude now.

For Chrissakes get your hands off your hips man

jousting …. came across it by chance driving home ….

Well that’s that then. Other than the colonists who didn’t know there were different types of bread we can all look forward to enjoying our tiger bread, except for Pedro who will be chowing down on something a little different. Here you go Pedro, enjoy!

In the woods on the left

Pay no heed @boboneleg you’re getting slated by the narrator of Ivor the Engine.

@XTreme would like this shit, no DBM's though

I was out at 9.15 today to try and avoid the heat.....but I ended up being out longer than I planned. So I sweated my nuts off! Followed a farm access road that I hadn't been on before......and ended up (somehow) at an abandoned village that I found by accident early this year. This was the one that doesn't show up on any maps and is not listed on any of the "Abandoned" sites that I look at.......so I can't give you any history on it. In fact I don't even know whether it's in Granada, Almeria, or Murcia provinces! At a push I'd say it was likely to be Granada......though I went in from the Almeria end. So here it is......the vid gives a better overview than the pics though. Still in Granada here..... Now I'm in Almeria...... Abandoned shit everywhere in this area....... Then I eventually reach the village after wobbling along some pretty iffy roads.... It's a very odd place because a lot of the houses look quite liveable and are totally secured. Then there's a few in this state.... By this time I was drenched in sweat so time to make a move! The bike ended up covered in sand and dust, but that situation has now been rectified! Just needs a polish tomorrow. The bike was flawless, and you can't put a price on the peace of mind you get when your bike is a Honda! As opposed to some other brands! If the 1200GS had fucked up in a location like this the consequences could be dire.....there's no phone signal and you're miles from anywhere! it's serious shit! Another benefit that I'm finding is fuel consumption......last weekend's trips and this weekend's trips have cost me less than €10. As a rough calculation that has to be over 80mpg! So there we are......one weekend and two ride reports! I'm fucking carrying you Casuals!

I don't know how to break this to you but I'm not Spongebob Marcel.......... It's not a real person

Austin A35

There you go @Sir Fallsalotedited that into a great picture Either those are really uncomfortable boots or you need to face the other way and take a piss.

You should have been pointing to something off in the distance for full effect…. A great photo regardless!

Seen this gay pose @Marcel?

I do believe that is what's known round here as a 'catalogue pose'.

How about a photo someone took of me today

But I don'r sound like the only gay in the village

I think they were built as the bones "became available", but I'll visit next time I'm there and inform myself.

That's just incredible!!!!!! Thousands of hours of work for someone. I wonder if the job of constructing that sort of display even has a name. Thank you.

Looks a lot like a place that someone may have disposed of bodies in at some point in the past, it isn’t near the border with Wales by any chance is it?

You sound like a fucking village Yokel Bob!

Correct, for Marcel

Sure stand still…..always happy to help…

Looks like i'm out on the bike tomorrow now got a man I've never met picking me up in a van in the morning and taking me up country for some riding

Found this today, it’s called Coral Fungus….very interesting

There's only one reason i watched that and probably the same reason as any other red blooded man would

I had a free pass today and the weather was looking ok so a chance to get out on the Sled for a decent ride. I wasn't really feeling fit enough to go yomping up hills to look at the reamains of castle's or towers but while perusing a map online last night I noticed a Donkey Sanctuary in Devon. So, off we got at 08.00 am and down through Cheddar Gorge before the hordes decsend........... Arty farty shot of my new lid, and no @Buckster it doesn't signify wanker, the 'W' is for Wobert Down across the levels in glorious sunshine and a quick stop for a coffee by the river Isle near Muchelney Abbey............. Now there was a lot of guessing on todays route as I haven't set up a GPS on the Sled yet so it was more a case of 'follow your nose'. Anyway I found the sanctuary and big bonus it was free to get in............ Donkey's were smoothed and gawped at for the next hour before it got to hot to stay outside in heavy biking gear................ So I went inside to their excellent resturant and had a Caeser salad and possibly the best chocolate milkshake I've ever tasted. I started the journey back home but around the Baltonsborough triangle I realised why I love a good GPS as I managed to spend 45 minutes going around in a big circle. I realised this when I passed the same parked car twice as it had a big 'for sale £2200' sign on it which made me think 'in your fucking dreams' Anyway, normal service was resumed when I found my way back to the A37 and one last coffee stop at one of my favourite trails............... #

Wrong, it’s a happy rastafari

Dady seagull doing a flyby as i got close to his rock.