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ooooooooooooooops, my mistake. That's my mate Mike, who wants to see some 'one-legged bombing' from the same weekend ...........................

My sister is getting married tomorrow and I'm the best man, therefore I will be sweating my nuts off in a suit for the first hour and then getting pissed with the groom

They like their leaders delusional or demented as opposed to the UKs preference for clown shaped.

Just finished my video and blog post about my adventures from June. https://www.grasshopperspath.ca/post/tigger-the-tiger-moth-a-chicken-race

Post the fucken video you cunt...

Guess who hoarded nitrogen phosphorous and potassium because i let my garden go fallow last year and stocked up anyways.... Time to milk the veggie "cash" cow this chit isnt cheap now.

Just spent three and a half hours driving home from north wales in that heat and sat here now with 37.6 showing on the thermometer but its a nice 23.6 in my house I think i shall be mostly staying in this weekend. The wife and boy have gone to Bloodstock rock festival the boy is camping and the wife is in a hotel

I’m hesitant to post the picture of my massive cock because I know some people will be mentally scarred by it.

That will be the government death shot slowly killing you.

Marcel was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a truck when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting to book his car in for service. Marcel shouted across the garage, " Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question " ? The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to Marcel.... Marcel straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, " So Doc, look at this engine, I open it's heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new, so how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work "? The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to Marcel... "Try doing it with the engine running".

I hate sanding! Hope the end is near.... Do you get to paint after? That is the fun part....

Thames … used to be a hive of activity , dead now

For some reason i couldn't have one of those near me

And for the first time ever, I'm interested in a boxing fight result

It is gonna be packed, but have a nice trip. 🏍

You're not much of a gentleman are you ?? 62 !!

Is that for the vibration setting?

A spliced cock? Sounds painful. Im going back to the sanding, its mind numbing but at least not mentally scarring!

I'll do my best.....

If you fail 3 they will end you back to Wales inside a plastic bubble as an incurable case.

Well I'm finally negative in terms of Covid......however I still feel like shit. Even if I was feeling OK, it looks like it's going to be too hot..... ......plus I need to replace the tyre on the bike. So I'm grounded! Oh well......could be worse I suppose? So what are you lot doing?

Twat deserves to lose just for the jacket he’s wearing

Me too

It's a bet!

lets have a bet , if Benn wins you cant post that flange pic any more , if Eubank wins i'll call off the midget dago bummers ...deal.

any pics ?

Ya your probably the source...

Fuck off Pete with that dam picture... That's fucken monkeypok... 100% sure.

Dunno what like button to click on that, enjoy some epicaricacy and laughy face, sad face cos no-one wants to be at a wedding tomorrow, like cos its nice your sisters getting married or the cup cos thanks for sharing. Ill skip them all and leave you a forecast..

Could be off to Matlock Sunday. Got to get a few jobs sorted around the house before I commit to it.

Have to work this weekend but next weekend I'm riding down to Yorkshire for a rally. What are you losers doing?

Cleaning and disinfecting the paddling pool, may be the last time it gets any use this year, thunderstorms forecast for here on Monday. And a drop in temps

C or T … cunt or Twat ?

Being that I made from different types of genetics... The big cock gene was somehow splices in there.. I'm not a 100% who was responsible... I think some African genes where somehow spliced in.... Cause I don't sunburn... I just get dark...

Pete does... I've already have one.. I look at it every morning.

OK we might need proof then that Buck isn't a tranz women ......a cock pic might do the trick Pete?

Is it possible Buck has a huge clit?

Oh I'll be riding... Weather permitting... Haven't looked at the forecast..

I don't ride a Harley Marcel!

All the symptoms your having.... Morning sickness... Constant wineing...feminist feelings...I'd go and look to make sure you have a penis down there and not a over grown clit?

Are you sure that's not a pregnancy test Pete?... Maybe your pregnant..

Go pro works well but the viewing angle is too low when mounted on the crash bar, the surface mounts won’t match the complex curve on the fairing so I am going to modify one of them with some epoxy putty to suit.