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ooooooooooooooops, my mistake. That's my mate Mike, who wants to see some 'one-legged bombing' from the same weekend ...........................

My sister is getting married tomorrow and I'm the best man, therefore I will be sweating my nuts off in a suit for the first hour and then getting pissed with the groom

They like their leaders delusional or demented as opposed to the UKs preference for clown shaped.

Just finished my video and blog post about my adventures from June. https://www.grasshopperspath.ca/post/tigger-the-tiger-moth-a-chicken-race

Guess who hoarded nitrogen phosphorous and potassium because i let my garden go fallow last year and stocked up anyways.... Time to milk the veggie "cash" cow this chit isnt cheap now.

Just spent three and a half hours driving home from north wales in that heat and sat here now with 37.6 showing on the thermometer but its a nice 23.6 in my house I think i shall be mostly staying in this weekend. The wife and boy have gone to Bloodstock rock festival the boy is camping and the wife is in a hotel

I’m hesitant to post the picture of my massive cock because I know some people will be mentally scarred by it.

That will be the government death shot slowly killing you.

Marcel was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a truck when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting to book his car in for service. Marcel shouted across the garage, " Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question " ? The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to Marcel.... Marcel straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, " So Doc, look at this engine, I open it's heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new, so how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work "? The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to Marcel... "Try doing it with the engine running".

I hate sanding! Hope the end is near.... Do you get to paint after? That is the fun part....

Thames … used to be a hive of activity , dead now

For some reason i couldn't have one of those near me

And for the first time ever, I'm interested in a boxing fight result

It is gonna be packed, but have a nice trip. 🏍

You're not much of a gentleman are you ?? 62 !!

Is that for the vibration setting?

A spliced cock? Sounds painful. Im going back to the sanding, its mind numbing but at least not mentally scarring!

If you fail 3 they will end you back to Wales inside a plastic bubble as an incurable case.

Well I'm finally negative in terms of Covid......however I still feel like shit. Even if I was feeling OK, it looks like it's going to be too hot..... ......plus I need to replace the tyre on the bike. So I'm grounded! Oh well......could be worse I suppose? So what are you lot doing?

Stay tuned....The decision will be my next blog entry with the July write up. Thanks for asking!

12 six panel doors with varnish so not a lot of fun. Looked at the varnish calculator on the website- approximately 2 hours per door, each requires 2-3 coats with a light sanding before the final coat and 8 hours dry time between those coats and that doesnt include the door jams and skirting, Its going to be like Fort feckin Bridge, talk about wish you never started something

Brilliant. And you say your balance feels a bit off?!!!

Twat deserves to lose just for the jacket he’s wearing

Me too

Come on @Grasshopper's Ride Socks and sandals, really beautiful country though

Fucking bragging again Bob

It's a bet!

lets have a bet , if Benn wins you cant post that flange pic any more , if Eubank wins i'll call off the midget dago bummers ...deal.

any pics ?

Dunno what like button to click on that, enjoy some epicaricacy and laughy face, sad face cos no-one wants to be at a wedding tomorrow, like cos its nice your sisters getting married or the cup cos thanks for sharing. Ill skip them all and leave you a forecast..

Could be off to Matlock Sunday. Got to get a few jobs sorted around the house before I commit to it.

Have to work this weekend but next weekend I'm riding down to Yorkshire for a rally. What are you losers doing?

Cleaning and disinfecting the paddling pool, may be the last time it gets any use this year, thunderstorms forecast for here on Monday. And a drop in temps

C or T … cunt or Twat ?

I don't ride a Harley Marcel!

Go pro works well but the viewing angle is too low when mounted on the crash bar, the surface mounts won’t match the complex curve on the fairing so I am going to modify one of them with some epoxy putty to suit.

I look forward to reading it!

That's how I roll I was waiting for someone to mention that. Funny how that really gets some people, who the hell made that rule anyway, who ever it was could not have been Canadian. Toes get cold, sandals are comfy, end of story...

Its easy whatever you stick down a drain ends up in a treatment works everything is automated nobodies watching, you can have lines of pumping stations that pump from one to the other and eventually to the works these pumping stations can be miles apart its usually a factory getting rid of their waste. I remember driving past a works near where i live years ago where some company had dumped detergent down the drains when it got to the aeration lanes there were clouds of foam blowing away the size of cars and kids on the pavement running though it arms spread wide wheee

That's a storm screen in a CSO (Combined Sewer Overflow) meaning surface water can enter the sewer in storm conditions and combine with the sewage and overflow to the environment but go through that screen first, so stops your rags, sewer mice and big lumps of poo entering the water course it spills to

Now there's an idea

Brilliant Michelle. I love the write ups with your posts. Im surprised to read you're deciding whether to continue with the trailer tent or buy a house. House that decision going?