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Very good thanks, today is a bit slow though..............

Stopped for a drink ….look what plonked itself down ….

What are crocs, asking for another friend.................................

Have you noticed anything that the relentless march of time has affected you negatively? I wrote out my itinerary for our trip to the UK in September and am now struggling to read what I wrote! My handwriting has never been great, but it's degenerated to the point where even I can't read it anymore!

I heard that the vaccine was a targeted retro virus designed to attack the genetically undesirable and enhance the genetically superior. Basically a death sentence for gingers and anyone under six foot tall.

Laid in bed this morn thinking about moving my toolbox in the passage to get a bike out for Matlock. Toolbox didn't move and neither did I.

I think so, all the people who have had bad cases of 'Covid' that I've talked to were all heavily vaxxed, tripled up as they say in NZ, the vax is the pandemic and as it contains monkey DNA as well the MonkeyPox is also caused by it. Interestingly the first symptom of MonkeyPox is a pounding sensation in your arse. Ask a HD rider to be sure.

We stop at Jackie voutour or what remains of his house.. The government tried to explel him from his property many years ago after they declared a national park... He's now pass away his son has a make shift shelter in place to this day.. It made national news back in the days..

Just getting home... Long day riding with gang.... Here's a few pic..

The Livewire was so much fun yesterday I woke up thinking about it and decided as Sunday is please yourself day -not that sort @Tym and it was early enough to be cool I decided to go over the Mendips and get some breakfast. Mr Slowly said he’d come with and picked his steed for the day, honestly in the sunshine there was only one choice. We stopped for fuel, well Mr Slowly did. The Livewire powered up while we slept so I opened the garage door to a ready to roll bike. Here it is quietly fuelling itself up. I sat patiently at the petrol station while the pump had a malfunction and spewed petrol all over the low rider. There was a convivial air about and another biker complained he’d misjudged his photo bomb timing, could he have another go? A group of hardy Kutte wearing mean faced men arrived but couldn’t have been nicer as I dashed through their entrance to get to the blue roll, didnt try to take their pic Im not that stupid BTW I love those blue Spada gloves on the pillion seat of the Livewire but they wont stop shedding dye, I have Smurf hands every time I wear them We head across the Mendips, its a beautiful temperature across there, definitely the place to go when its hot. Mr Slowly said I wont be able to keep up with you on that, I say cors you will (the low rider is 1800cc) but he was right, the instant power delivery on the Livewire and throwability is something else. Fortunately our current escapades have arrived us in a comfortable riding together style- set the destination and ride how you feel, so you wanna go for it then do it, see you there! I arrive and attempt a selfie of me being happy with my new steed, I may enter it into the ‘crap bike shot of the year’ competition, though Bucksters wheelie bin fetish will probably outdo me A man in a posh Range Rover gave me his day parking ticket (result cos bikes can only park in the designated bike bay and thats not in the shade) and so I wait a bit, then a bit more and a bit more, then I start worrying. Just as I open the ‘stalk my family’ app (aka find my friends- Ive opened this app twice in my life) I hear the satisfying rumble of a Harley pulling in. We head to a cafe in Shepton Mallet called the Cheeky Bean cafe but Shepton Mallet isnt interested in being open, the whole place seems shut. This charming well reviewed cafe has decided they dont want to work today either. “a little days holiday” hmph! The Market Cross in the centre of Shepton Mallet I find somewhere open.. barely, it opened yesterday and despite being the only customers they’re not ready for customers. Ok breakfast, not great but they all looked pretty hungover so have to cut them some slack Shepton Mallet is an ancient place and as with the architecture theres an air about the people that are from another era. Theres no reason for anyone to move there and you get the feeling like you do in some West Country places they’re a different breed. For you South West riders- saw this on a boarded up shop, might be worth a look. Breakfast done, temperature rising, time to head home.. except I remember @bobonelegs pics of the outside of Shepton Mallet Prison. Im definitely going to have a look before I leave…

Well one doesnt like to get pulled into childish squabbles………… but thats pretty thick gravel and there are no track marks in it, are you sure it was wheeled out of the van and this isnt just another 2005 photoshop special?

Other than the eyesight I've noticed i cant stand up from a sitting position without making a noise now

Ah !!! so that's why your jeans are full of holes ......................

This is the style …

I noticed my penis has doubled in size every 10 years,so things are looking up with age.

My vision for sure! To read instructions for medicines I need a magnifying glass along with my normal glasses.

Damn you Metropolitan Liberal Elite!

Went down the boulangerie for bread, coffee and chocolatine. Got chatting with a brit who's lived in France for over 40 years. He lives in a different region but is in the village on holiday. Owns a Goldwing 1500 and a tractor. Interesting who you can bump into whilst out-and-about. Booked flights for our return to blighty for a wedding at the beginning of September, but it's going to be a quick visit. I was going to drive up, but when we costed it all up it was significantly cheaper to fly! The rest of the afternoon will be sofa time!

Encouraging masturbation on the lords day going to hell in a handbasket you are.

What is it with these harley bikers and burn out... I just don't get it...

The patient of the day!

Most folk only see ‘ooh look its a womany thing on a bike’ and dont see the bike at all! Had a bit of fun with some MANLY bikers on the way back.. oh no beaten by a girl boohoo I dont stop to mention Im a middling rider on a superior bike .. oh no I just bathe in the temporary glory

Mines been pretty rampant all through my life to be honest

Same

If you mean other than eyesight, hearing, arthritis and obesity…. nope, not a thing

Another creepy lost toy….

No vid , video yourself is for twats

Aaw dont you all look lovely. This’ll sound weird but here goes anyway- the sort of people that if you find yourself on your own and suddenly in need of a hand you look around you and think “them, I’ll ask them, they look decent, they’ll know where theres a garage/hotel/preist”

All looking very dapper Bob!

My mistake, thought it was at Snetterton this weekend, but it's at Thruxton,

Might as well just pleasure yourself then.

I wouldn't want to meet the annoying cunt either Clive!

It's in your locality, go there, nearer, and (from yesterday's TV coverage) not so busy.

Now thinking I should of gone as Mandi wants to go shopping for window blinds. Witch didn't mention that yesterday. Doesn't she know BSBs on.

What exactly where you looking at.... My facebutt page?

This is how im going to power it.

Baby steps, so far still no headlights, no reverse lights, and no brakes, butt, she starts everytime and has sound now....

Ive read the bylaws and section 6.11.7 states that if an outstanding candidate is identified prior to the official voting period the current MOTY may bestow said crown on the individual when they see fit. Ive had a look a Marcel and Im happy.. to pass the crown onto Clive immediately.

Bit rude

Hot out and I'm still weak as fuck......so going nowhere!

"had a look" is just a turn of phrase. I only go on Facebook to say happy birthday occasionally. Cant completely avoid it because some businesses only fully operate on social media platforms but its not my thing.

Happy Sunday Hope theres lots of pleasing yourself on the day of rest!

Looks like Portishead to me .........................

Just keep a brick in your pocket.

Mardarse.

I cant bear it anymore why hasn't anyone asked me about the sewer mice i planted that there thinking somebody would ask. I have come to 4 conclusions 1- you never read my post 2- you don't give a shit 3- you all know what sewer mice are 4- your scared to ask I don't know why i bother my jokes are wasted on you lot

Thames … used to be a hive of activity , dead now

My eyes …