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A warranty of BMWs

I was listening to an interesting programme about the use of collective nouns. I'm sure all of us have heard about a 'pride' of Lions or a 'murder' of Crows but what about a 'murmuration' of Starlings ? This got me thinking about how we might use collective nouns to describe motorcycles ? I'll start with a 'gayness' of Harleys What have you got ?

A closet of Harleys

A recall of BMWs, inspired by @yen_powell

He gets the passers by to ride the bike as well!

A 'hair salon' of Vespas

Well one of my boys tested positive for covid this morning.... He lives in my basement....i better not catch the fucking thing.... I'm on holiday next week ffs..

Tell him.

We were cider fuelled for most of the holiday , 6 blokes on a barge

Everybody's got to be somewhere.

A wank stain of BMW’s.

I just had possible the best curry I've ever had in France HAD, being the operative word

A rattle of Ducatis

A parade of Hondas

Twat , what part of that applies to mototcycles .................

Didn't see this then? https://uk.yahoo.com/news/heatwave-drought-reservoirs-uk-ruins-102058208.html

Gay

I find some time spent in the electric chair stops everyone reoffending

Ultracrepidarians (a collection of Beemer riders)

A snollygoster of mopeds.

He ate Bob's leg with seasonal vegetables and sauté potatoes.

This hot dry weather hasn't been very kind to the garden at all but our Yukka plants have thrived in it. For only the second time they have flowered............. and Sunny has come out as well...............

They grow hops in Herefordshire , not as many as are grown in Kent as the main crop is cider apples but you do see fields of them.

I resent that comment, I like... nope don't like either of those things. Especially flowers, they don't like being unceremoniously dumped in a vase without any primping, they start dying the moment they arrive and a few days later when you try to chuck them away the petals fly off all over the shop, then in one last flick of the V's they leave behind a carafe of stinking bilge water for you to deal with. They also often come with the whiff of forecourt petrol and some terrible story about how the awful thing that just happened wasn't their fault

https://spitalfieldslife.com/2022/08/16/hopping-portraits/ I used to hear about people hop picking from my Mum and Dad, but always as a thing in the distant past. Some of these people were still doing it till recently.

Variable per m2 depending on depth. Its been a busy month. I could tell but then Id have to kill you.

A cunts a cunt. You let rip.

You need at least 15 to get rid of a body, so I’ve heard.

I figured it was bucks miss information... So he's just a big vagina?... I was going to to use the C word but since we have females I decided not to.

Most definitely not! No problem with Twats though........there would never have been a forum without allowing Twats!

It's seems only Moi and Buckster aren't feeling the affects of aging just yet...you know you lots got handed defective genes....there has to be a reason for ginger Pox... You just don't catch that shit from a horse.

Asked the tart to do a love heart , she laughed and said I’ll try … looks more like the middle finger to me Bitch

A wizards sleeve of Harley riders

A bum rape of Hondas.

A contentment of Yamahas

Or an hour in the back of Six’s van on Mablethorpe prom.

or at the end of a rope

Yeh , had a nice hotdog out the little kiosk at the end of that road

Concrete. We build a new unit every year.

@Slowlycatchymonkey i read somewhere you were in the market for new gloves and I've found this supplier that designs gloves specifically for the livewire https://www.powerandcables.com/product/electrical-safety/insulating-gloves-lv-mv-hv-11kv-33kv-gloves/

Is her first name Timmy?

Well you know Bob , one does try

We did do the ride etiquette briefing before we left but i think he was to busy thinking about what setting to put his wheelie control on