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I was on site today and when it was time to head home the forecast was doom, gloom and shitloads of rain. I put my waterproof trousers on and another layer under my bike jacket and sweated by bollocks off all the way home in the dry. Fucking weathermen, wankers the lot of them. Sun is forecast tomorrow and I have to go back to site. If I get wet I am going to pop something awful into a jiffy bag and post it to Michael Fish.

Na..the weekend kids (crackheads) have gone home.....it is now full of doddery old gits...er wait a minute.

Lovely here in Ingoldmells 22c....sat out and had a pint..

XTreme: "I had the GS for 7 weeks and it spent 5 fucking weeks (in total) at the dealers". Skippy: "HOLD MY BEER".

Fifteen years time? I’ll still be waiting for the Kawasaki tank and still trying to get the DR running. Thanks, I’m fucking depressed now.

After over 4 months of continual heat with no breaks.........today it's down to a pleasant 24C! Unfortunately it's pissing down as well! Can't fucking win can I?

That’s true that is. My first wife was a nurse…….maniac.

Home now the site Internet went down, so tablet and phone became useless, so we could not cast Disney and Netflix to the TV, wife was not best pleased..... she threw a hissy fit and started packing the car Nice drive home though, empty roads.

At the moment. Reading the link below reminds me, we never found our dustbin after the hurricane in 87, so he's asking for a postal gift. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Fish

We're both good to go now for West End OAP discounts Phil!

i wouldn't be very confident with Tony the tools turning up with just 1 socket , club hammer and his sandwich box

Don’t go there Pete

she couldn't go a night with out netflix ... should of give her a

Thanks for ruining my supper Pete... Twat!

The only thing people have commented on to me is what a strong Welsh accent I have. And I always say....."Well I'm from Wales, so what the fuck do you expect me to sound like".

whats up with your appearance then, are you an Amazon bint or something ?

I think you've been hanging around with the Honda's crowed? And maybe a nice Honda would better sooth your needs?

especially if she has a cock.

If you had brown hair however….

Mushrooms anyone

My Wife got fed up with people commenting on how tall she is many years ago, now if a stranger says your tall she looks at them and comments on their appearance like your short or your fat, i feel like hiding sometimes in case they take it out on me LOL

I can't remember meeting any girls taller than me......my second wife at 5'8" (as she was then) was probably the tallest. It's pretty rare to meet a girl taller than me now......my boy's girlfriend from NL is probably one of the few cos she's 6'1".

Judging by the popularity of smaller Asian women in foreign climes I don't think he's lost out on a much. And a charmers a charmer! Height doesn't make any difference to that

This is true statistically and if you go to a meeting of the top tier of consultant and professors in a hospital all the men are (usually) over 6 foot. But this is because men are unconsciously influenced by animal dominance and the bigger the bugger the more likely they are to be picking a winner. The studies show it's nothing to do with ability.

Oh and bumping your head on low door frames, cramming your legs into small seating areas, craning your neck to look in bathroom mirrors and generally complaining about short people

It would Pete, you would have had to spend a large portion of your life listening to and answering "Ooo aren't you tall, how tall are you?"

It is weird isn't it? It's normally the taller guys who bring these things up.......maybe they think they get more respect because of it or something? Or maybe because they're insecure about other aspects of themselves? The reality is If I'd been taller or if I'd been shorter it wouldn't have changed anything in my life.

I always laugh to myself when people think being tall is some sort of qualification. Other than reaching the top shelf its not much use and often a pain- usually in the back

I wasn't either!

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This Saturday there is a (Classic) scooter show about 1 miles away from wherevi live...and Sunday iam off to Doncaster Robin Hood Airport to see XH558 doing high speed taxi run.... ✈

I see blue skys now.

We’re getting scattered strong showers all over, but some areas are so dry or burned that water needs a long time to start hidrating the ground, otherwise it flows right over and just causes floods. Considering last month’s fires some rivers will be contaminated with ash saturated waters now. This is all according to plan though, rains through this week and maybe a bit of next one, and then a second summer comes to provide me with a sunny trip.

Just so you’re up to date @XTreme it’s now 8 weeks since I dropped the bike off to be repaired. Cunts.

Raining here , tomorrow looks ok though

Need to go pickup some plywood for Woody, cant belive how much wood costs, holy chit how people build nowdays is b eyoned me.

Nice thinderstorm going by breaking up a dry spell.

Any pics

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This is ending up worse than my GS trainwreck Ray!

Nice one Pedro, I hope you deal with your emotions ok . It could be a roller coaster ride one way or another . I'm looking forward to some photos of the mighty GS in exotic locations already

I love a bit of hype, all helps to build anticipation and I like reading the prep people do. Look forward to reading and seeing it all. Sounds like it might be bitter sweet. I dunno if you are really scratching wounds or just doing something that feels like it needs to be done? I met a guy at Burgh Island once who went every year on his own. It was the hotel he and his wife went to and when she died he continued to go. He looked very sad so I asked him why he returned to a place that made him unhappy, he said he felt like he was connected to her there and even though it made him sad it was lovely to feel like she was there. I hope you get some of that too

Not a joke, but just amazing. Watch the fuel drop.

Ferry booked for 16th October so if you could have a word with the weather In a rather excellent score this is when my Dad will be discharged from hospital after his knee op. So I'll be about to take him to hospital and do the important stuff and will skip the irascible PITA recovery part which my mother will have the pleasure of doing

Oh ya sure goat face... In your dreams maybe...

Is he still living