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You git, I went and looked at the book to see the author's name and then realised what you meant.

Fuck me, most of them were Brummies so Fred would have sounded like King Charles in comparison

So there ya go, we've been told !! Stop putting up wanky music or she'll be back

What is the expected life span of alien lizard people anyway?

Sad news today from the Nestle factory where a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate bars fell nearly fifty feet from warehouse shelving and crushed him beneath. The problem was further compounded by his fellow staff members taking so long to help him. Every time he shouted “The Milky Bars are on me!” everyone just cheered.

It's like every other bike he's had, it's the best thing since sliced bread except cheaper to run

Prob something to do with the conservative party again. (or one of the other bunch of self serving twats).

Stephen fry sums up god for me in this clip couldn't agree with him more

A Cockney with a Solarium?

Written by DBM's ??

Understood, but I'll chose not to elaborate much on it.

About as close as I can get to a cockpit at the moment

Look at him there with his swanky mates no invite for me and practically on my doorstep i'm beginning to know what Pete feels like now

I was out early......nice and cool then! Early 20's! The bad heat has gone but it'll probably still get up to 30 today so I needed an early start. This bike is incredible......I did about 100 miles today and I still haven't put petrol in for ages. I've got no idea how Honda have managed to get consumption so low! Also it's so much easier on these remote roads than the 650GS and the Strom......it even feels lighter than the 650GS despite being a couple of kilos heavier. As for the 1200GS it never even made it as far as the really remote stuff......I'd have probably been well and truly fucked if I'd tried. First off here's a vid of places that look well and truly fucked! I was probably in Murcia province for most of these......can't be sure because they never have signposts out here. Getting more remote now..... No shortage of abandoned shit in these places...... Even a very small church in the middle of nowhere. No human life for about 10 miles so there can't be much in the Collection Box on Sunday! Great open views out there....... Then follow the road and eventually you'll find more debris and destruction! And I even found a bit of grass! Very strange! So there it is.......Real Motorcycling! On a Real Motorcycle!

Dirty Den did!

The bit I don't get is how Jesus rose from the dead, how come no one else has ever managed that in the following 2000 odd years ?

Well, when I say solarium I really mean a hole in the roof I can poke my head through.

Did you go back to 1974 and get that one

No didn't go that far Bob this one runs north out of Llandegfedd in blue below and i just noticed they have the English spelling on the map

It’s the bloody thing that stops me seeing the Mediterranean Sea from my solarium Bob! I think it’s called the Sierra de Moreras……..just a ribbon of hills that stops the sea from rushing inland.

Went to Wales on the weekend, camped , drunk lots of beer, did some ace trail-riding . No sheep were bothered either ...........

And definitely not any cheezy 1970 Porn music like you like to listen to...

did village people do country and western ?

I like a challenge lol

There may have been some drinking as well ............ Although some may have taken it a bit too far

I am not a believer in god, I would not usually mention that unless asked though, I think everyone should have their own beliefs and not try and convince others that theirs is the only way. I think behaving decently is mostly common sense, you know when you are doing something wrong usually, you shouldn't need to follow a strange list of instructions from an old book written in a hot environment and then retranslated over and over again.

I presumed he meant this guy

Took the Qween passing real hard... Crying like a lost soul non stop... Shit my pants twice.... But I'm doing better now.... And I'm busy with you know who...

I don't get the fear thing as there's no point in fearing the unknown you just have to deal with whatever comes your way, family commitments are another thing entirely but you have to ask yourself if not now, when? In my book there's no time like the present as tomorrow may never come. (Just ask some of these doddery old cunts on here..... their days are truly numbered some id say are close to double digits left) Not having a go at you im just wondering about your perspectives

Is this a bike forum or Watership Down?

Hay when you look sleazy like having white liZard skin who;ls surprised you made a mint kissing green ass.

you fucking idiot , she meant why did you laugh at her post. @Pedro you have a great trip, hope you remember happy times and not much of the sadness ,

It’s a brave new world, she might have a cock.