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From the back... It's amazing..

I remember stopping in Caerphilly many years ago and asked a guy for directions to Ystrad Mynach, the guy looked at me and wandered off saying 'English Twat'

It took me a while to pronounce Cross Hands, at least it did without doing the action and nearly crashing the bike.

I’m a bit late this year…. Happy Autumn Everyone

They do better than Spanish people trying to pronounce them.....the "ll" sound gives them a lot of problems. So does the word "twat"......they just can't get past the "tw".

I accompanied my old man when he used to drive them a few times and when you walked between the cabs front and rear you were squeezing past that huge engine no wonder the old man is a bit deaf lol And you were not a kid when they were around but i was LOL

Didn't that have the old Napier Deltic engine noisy as fuck, replaced by the HST when it came into operation i believe

It was the locomotive involved in the great train robbery.

Espinho aerodrome while taking the bike out for an after wash ride

You’re a knob.

And considering you must be a competent mechanic, you could probably take the pump off, file it, paint it, and put it back together better than they can in less time than it takes you to drive the bike there and back… and save the diesel money

Big problem here so i fixed mine.

Pink coolant and you call Pete gay.

Oh ya Polish boy..... I've only been gone a few days and it seems like the place is falling apart already...

I'd go so far as to say he thinks Marcel is a fucking dull cunt!

Basically, he's saying you were foolish by driving it half a continent away to them since you stopped the leak before.

Don't worry, it's not strange, it's normal!

Anyway, I told him about the driveshaft thing they're doing, but was thinking there's someone else I forgot about. The thing about BMW is that (as will most brands, even more if Japanese) you need a nice dealership, and I think most dealerships here are good to their clients. My mechanic (who works as a consultant to a main dealer) told me to call them and ask, as soon as I told them about the mileage we just set a date for the replacement and that's it. My bike has had two things changed in warranty: the small reinforcement to the front forks stallions which is nothing more than a machined cap fitted to the top of the forks and would have never needed them, and the handlebar buttons where you change information on the left hand. That button would stick sometimes, and when I took it in they changed that and the one on the right hand too just because I hinted the warranty was running out. Cool people!

And as from yesterday we're now into Autumn! Weather looks good Saturday......not sure about Sunday though. Better get a decent one in tomorrow just in case! And just to remind you that this weekend is probably going to be your last chance to get a BOTM shot for this month as submissions start on Monday evening! So.....anybody doing anything other than relentlessly trolling me?

She wouldn't qwalify to work on this highly sufiticated piece of machinery... No need to remind you Tym... This is a ktm 1290.... Not a ditch pump motor like the klr.

It's just a question of principle Pedro... For sure I could probably fix it myself and do a better job that the young guys working there... It's warranty... Fix the fucken thing... And I'm loaded Pedro... So fuel isn't a worry to me.. Lol.

If you join the military in the US, you take a test, the lowest score gets to be a mitary police officer. The town over got sued becuase they wouldnt hire a guy to be a cop who scored to high on an iq test. welcome to America.

And the cops didn't think that stopping their car on a train track wasn't a good idea?

They said she survived, id love to be her lawyer.

Sure do…. Maybe I could carry one on the back of the van???

Bet you wish you had a bike with you Michelle?

From what I can remember as a kid they were all noisy as fuck!

Fuck off.

And Buck is the thread killer! Now it's your turn!

@Tammy could fix it. If she wanted too, not sure she would want to...lol

Who you got @Six30?

This .

The Welsh alphabet only has thirteen letters, two of those are vowels.

Tail end of Fiona passing through.... Leaving for Moncton after work and picking up the bike Saturday morning..

Same name as our local, (Norwich) Yamaha dealer.

Ya kinda sounds like that... Haha.

Tinkler... What kind of last name is that..... I believe he should be working for Honda with a name like that...

Here's what the ktm Rep said to the service department.... My fix is good enough for ktm it seems... I should be a ktm Tec...

Here ya go @Slowlycatchymonkey more wanky music and they’re Welsh, double whammy

Well, when I say solarium I really mean a hole in the roof I can poke my head through.