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Dear Marcel, whilst I have a v-twin motorcycle and therefore would qualify for your club I’m afraid I have to decline. My motorcycle has much more class and does not wish to be associated with your humongous barge.

I only realised this morning that no-one as going to ring me for help this weekend. fucking brilliant, a real weight off the shoulders.

Sychryd Waterfall

having spent a week NOT scrabbling around in filthy bilges, NOT trying to calm down dissapointed clients, NOT doing field repairs, NOT pulling berges around and NOT trying to organise everybody else, you'll probably NOT be surprised to know that this weekend I have NO back pain, NO swollen painful knees, NO swollen fingers or toes and nobody is relying on me to answer the phone and sort out their problems. I am therefore going to make a second attempt at the Lac des settons this afternoon.

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I was out a few hours......weather early 20's so it was not a case of having to run for cover as I've been doing since May. There was a bit of a wind though, but not enough to cause any issues. You'll see the road surfaces continually changing as I switch from province to province so you've got to be alert all the time. And you have to be very careful with any surfaces that have been recently repaired......sometimes it's a two foot trench hidden underneath a bit of soft tar! Came across some abandoned shit but I didn't go too far inside as it was full of decomposing livestock......and fucking stinking! So here you are......this isn't the sort of stuff the Harley boys could handle obviously. But I'm sure they're well aware of their limitations! Some green shit growing in the field! No idea what it is.....I'm not big on green shit! Pretty barren out here......no phone signal either, so not a good place to bring an unreliable bike! But I'm OK......I have a Honda! Then came across this wreckage! Fucking bad smell here! Most of you Pussies would be puking your guts up at this point! Back on the road again....... More abandoned shit...... By this point I'd left Murcia and I was in Almeria...... Eventually crossing back up into Granada again! Couldn't have done this two years ago when we were locked into our areas! So a nice run out......and the bike continues to be fucking brilliant. @boboneleg understands when I say that it doesn't seem to look much on paper, and it's the same when you see one up close. It appears to be a generic UJM with a bit of Adv styling to boost sales......but the reality is that it's a whole lot more than that. You'd have to ride one to see what I mean! Everything just works so well together! If I wanted to nitpick I'd say the suspension is a bit basic and a little bit more power wouldn't go amiss. But the reality is that I can compensate for those minor things......you just have to bear in mind the allround package that you actually get. For not a lot of money it has to be said! It all comes down to getting the right bike at the right time! And at last I've got it right.

Haha that gin must of been a bit strong. I’ve just woken up on the sofa and was about to post “Happy Sunday”

I'm going to go round my sons to take out the grand kids.

Here's the committee who make the final decision, anyone recognize them ?

This is your mission Lionel should you decide to accept it......make sure your messages and posts self destruct in 5 seconds...........or your in the shit.

Colouring tells me they're female and the fact they aren't trying to kill each other tells me they're mother and daughter We see this every year around the same time, they're taught to hunt then told to fuck off or else

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Advisable! If you get caught tell them Six sent you!

every where looks the same .... not a patch on the welsh country side

Keep in mind I've surpassed probably already the total millage you're gonna do with the 2022 and 2023 year... That's 9000 on the ktm and 4000 on the harley... And I can only ride 6 months out of every year...

He’s from Swansea Pedro so he’s going to think most things look nice

Buckster doing an impression of a rock …

Bit strong, thought you liked the bike.

Sounds like a good friend for zzzak.

Probably not …. More than likely glueing himself to a road in London somewhere.

Well 8 c today... And Windy... Don't think I'll be heading out.... Think I'll spend some time servicing the snowblower...

And most are carriers of that dreaded mange desease.... Cause by anal bleaching.

For anyone that don't get this they have said there maybe blackouts here this winter due to gas shortages i cant wait to see people try to panic buy electricity

I'm off out Styling and Profiling!

Notice that the superior genes didn't reach his brain Caroline? I'm not sure if anything reached his brain actually.

I live and work in the furniture capital of Portugal, so I can get one of these to send to you: But I'm not sending you urine samples

Don't forget we will need a stool and a urine sample... This is a serious club and we can't have some wacked off hillbilly high on crack joining the ranks...... Pete is it ok if I put up your home Adress for collection of the samples?... I still have it from the days of maximum... Figured you live on a farm and you're acustum of dealing with shit anyways...

Borrow Bobs.

Well if I could post A fucken video I would... But truss me those are the actual speedos on both bikes...

Thanks, was just testing my new camera, Fujifilm X-H2, image quality is pretty much the same as my older X-T2 but this has a 40mp sensor and far superior tech specs/functions, it can automatically shift it's sensor during capture to create a 160mp image, not that I'm going to have much use for that.

I don’t mind the colours apart from the grey with lurid blue but you can’t fix that pig with lipstick.

It's Dark Motorcycling Pedro.....you can't introduce "nice" into that scenario.

Not smelling badly, not totally derelict, maybe a cafe on one of the stops, a place where people stop and think: “this is nice” or “this is nice, I might come back” instead of “this smells like sewage, oh look, a decomposing dog!”

I think it's really ugly! And when you consider that I've owned 3 Stroms that's really saying something.

Sore arse ?

So basically the mange of online sellers? Perfect for Pete then.

Brilliant news! Amazing the effect of not doing a lot of shitty things can have on your health

You should invite him over to here , I’ll give the twat 1/2 a day if that , before he had a meltdown and a oh so dramatic flounce

Definitely no gayass Honda's, bunch of anal douche warriors.

I have received 5 more applications overnight....i will truss your judgement on these Buck... I think we will need a few background check... They look fake and wouldn't surprise if there's a few Honda's in the bunch... (Pete)?

Notice how he attached himself to greatness.

You didn't read the fine print?.... Ducati are out due to terrible gaz millage and over complicate engine design... Timing chain issue and and they require valve lash ajusment at every oil change.. In all seriousness we need bikes with a minimum range of 300 km range.... We can't be stopping at every 50 km for petrol....

Says the guy with a gay Honda.

Marcel's really stepping up his TOTY campaign now then?

I find red haired women sexy! Are they ginger? It won't change my fancy, but just wondering ... Also, although my hair was always dark brown, my beard is slightly red depending on sunlight and season

Found a nice lake the other day so I hope to go for a paddle tomorrow. I’m also working on a new video and enjoying the unseasonably warm weather we are having. Have a good weekend everyone.

There you go guys.......your chance to hit the big time! Don't all rush!