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This weekend i was supposed to be going to see a thrash metal band with the wife in Swansea not something i'm really into and it will fuck up my weekend of trolling Pete on here, so i came up with a cunning plan to get out of it. I messaged the boy because he wanted to see the band and said he could go instead of me and i would pay for his bus trip home and give him a few bob for some beer, he's due home tonight the wife is well happy because shes really been missing the boy and i get some peace to do what i want on the weekend

I am a driver/receptionist for the out of hours Doctor service (Kernow Health). When you ring 111 I am the Bod that gets the Dr to you with the right kit and drugs. I mainly work out of Launceston Hospital, but do also cover Stratton, Bodmin, Liskeard and St Austell. Typical NHS job very interesting and rewarding but pays Peanuts.

Why don’t the police just drag these fucking idiots out the way as soon as they sit down instead of gently trying to prize there hands off the road that they’ve superglued there and asking them if they want a coffee I heard on an interview the other day … This country is a joke

Welsh brothel.

Sitting in a room filled with the endearing olfactory experience of exhaled anaesthetic gases and starvation gut on a chair as hard as nails watching the Barry Sheene documentary. Then Sunday hopefully getting on the ferry to Santander

Don't your police force ride Hondas.... And your asking why?...

Enough said.

Thank you!! Oz is just a flying visit, flying back to Thailand tomorrow. Finally got an mri on the knee and should get the report next week...

WHAT???? Oh shitbiscuits, I've cleared trophy space on the mantle piece and everything.

Loobman was a 'put oil on when you want it' rather than a certain number of drips per minute like a Scottoiler when I had one. I had one for a short while because they were cheap. If my chain was dry when I wheeled the bike out of the garage in the morning I would hit the trigger on the oil and then ride off. If anything happens to delay you however, you get a small puddle of oil instead. You also have to have the oil bottle above the feed to the sprocket and the pipe running downward. Sounds easy unless you fit the thing on a centre stand and don't allow for the swing arm rising with your weight on the bike...... I gave it up not because of the oil part, but for the same reason I gave up on Scottoilers. The feed to the sprocket always get knocked, bent, twisted etc when removing the wheel, pushing the bike backwards or adjusting the chain. The small bottle with pointy nozzle that came with it was ideal for just running oil onto the inside run of my chains whilst turning the wheel by hand or engine/1st gear.

The forecast was rain.....but now it's changed! However, I've now had 2 more site gigs come in so that's three I've got on my plate......along with the one I'm currently doing. So if I can get out it won't be for long. What a fucking retirement! What about you lot?

Apparently some crazy woman stole his pillows.

We do carry Controlled Drugs and script pads so there is potential. Of course I am joking, in case my boss were ever to see this. The accounting procedures for CD's are tighter than a ducks backside for very good reason.

How am i supposed to save money when they make cool chit like this.

A six wheeler at 50mph would do nicely.

Glad it’s not your kidneys but not glad because it’s much easier if you know what’s going on. Hope your parents aren’t taxing!

Sometimes you just to admit it’s time to retire ….

Yard work, fill trailer, then take a dump run...Gheenoe needs a sanding with 320 grit and another coat of urathane, have to fab a clucth linkage bracket support due to Woody's firewall disappearing due to rust. Right now i adjust the cluch using a user installed C clamp.

Not much happening for me,I work Nights and weekends. So off to Launceston Hospital Friday, Saturday, Sunday night. Not moaning good place to work. I am hoping to use the bike for the commute although I am not keen on pissing rain in the dark so we will have to see.

Don't think much of yours.

Day off today, hurrahhhhh.

Yes.......you got that wrong as well!

Don't you have to have something like one drip per minute unlike this place where you get 20 drips a second LOL

Makes weekend party plans and 10 mins later he goes wild…. Pace yourself or else Pete will do that thing again that no one likes..lol

I find the trouble with golf is it gets in the way of a nice walk

Swerved a trip to Swansea? Smart move Sir Photoshop!

Weather at the moment looking set fair for Sunday was going to take my digital camera to take some better quality ( but not composition) photos, but the batteries in it are dead, and not going to the expenses of replacing them, crappy phone pics will have to do.

So your basically a drug dealer

Hope you feel better soon.

Had Covid booster today.

Yez mr boss man … i za coming to you with my Punkah

Got no plans other than a dinner tomorrow night as it's the second boys birthday today. Can't all make it today. Got a new pet cock for the dominator so hope to get that fitted at some point along with waiting for part on daughters Fiesta.

On the bright side we have a new sponser, thank your(six).

Fuck off … your a has been on there

Sometimes you just have to type slower.

Doing bugger all on Saturday.......and hopefully Cadwell Park on Sunday....if weather turns to crap that day I will watch BSB.

90% rain forecast for Saturday... Clearing Sunday with a high of 16 c.. I might be out for 1 last run maybe..

Not that you're moaning about living in paradise eh, I have my parents coming up to our and a priest coming round to read me my last rights. Currently not feeling too great but apparently I don't have anything wrong with my kidneys....definitely didn't feel like that on Tuesday I felt like I was going to die now I just feel abit like a zombie

Dry chain? Nope,still don’t understand.

Not stopped me just says your inbox is full delete some messages

Following the example of FIFA, the International Olympique Committee has attributed the next winter olympiques to the Netherlands.

He should have Photoshopped his answer Bob!

So cut the greenery out Fred you're in Wales..... (Petes words)

And also don't take a passenger wearing white pants out for lunch, if she likes to keep them clean. Both advice I learned from experience

We all know that….. we all know

I was thinking you would say both but its none of them, I took them with my old canon digital camera, they are how the photos looked after i pressed the button but before i pressed the button i played about with the settings on the camera and took a few shots of the same scene on different settings until i got a shot i liked and that's what photographers do but obviously a lot better than me, they are basically applying filters before they take the photo i applied one on some of my photos after i took them so in reality adjusting your camera before you take a photo is no different to enhancing a photo after it has been taken. This is the top photo taken a few times using different settings on the camera on the same day at the same time so how can you tell if its been manipulated before or after the photo is taken