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Oh f*ck off, Bristolians rule ok , all you Welsh and English can go f*ck yourselves

Depends entirely where you are. Not a bigger issue than any other, to my knowledge, in rural Cornwall. Also one of my colleagues who rides a Vstrom has never had an issue on this site. No saying it's impossible but pretty unlikely.

Good night at the office.

Yes I was born 7 miles from where I live now. In fact I sometimes work in the hospital I was born in.

Six will have that away in his van.

Hmm today was going to be a gentle day of packing for Spain but now my son wants his haircut which I offered to do yesterday while I was in Bristol and now his nose is out of joint because I told him to get on a train and my dad who knew best about what he would need post op has changed his mind about needing chair raisers. Of course it's now its too late to get them delivered in time and I'm going to have to drive for an hour to fecking pick some up. Urgh. It's a fine line between respecting someones wishes and knowing they're wrong and doing what's best regardless. This one I misjudged at my own cost!

Maybe Zzzak knows?

Look at that those twats on both ends of the front row, fleece jackets and "hiking"shoes and whatever, it's PTFE from head to toes, twats! Yank them out and let them bleed from their hands! ... Jeesus, "bleed from their hands" ... my bad week is making me angry

Apparently some crazy woman stole his pillows.

Totally agree... My vikings ancestors rejected them has sheep shaggers...

Alright with all of that apart from the above “just English” part. Appreciate the deserved diminishment but honestly the ruling elite are as cuntish to the English prols as they are to every other nation. The “just English” have always had a hard time with the sociopaths in charge as much as anyone else. A hard time indeed when you consider we’re at the hands of these loons and yet are also considered the awful English!

The Welsh are plastic celts.

I can confirm that Bristolians are a different breed!

How much time you got Tym?

Top Man! You can join the top table with me, @Sir Fallsalot, @Specs, and @Renegade.

I am a Cornish Celt. I know this may trigger some, but diversity in the UK is not just about skin colour, and just a brief historical look into British history can be illuminating if anyone is interested. Just imagine telling a Welsh person they were not Celtic and just English really, we get that sort of abuse regularly. Not that I think there is anything wrong with being English its just I do not believe myself to be.

Yes its a sleepy cottage hospital on the outskirts of town. We very rarely see anybody overnight and because of the main road were aren't on route to anywhere. Also got it alarmed.

Looking forward to this … Might have a cheeky wank at about round 3.

Well get on with it.

That's the government chip getting to work and altering you're central nervous system... The zombie nation is apon us

Fitted the petrol tap, you bunch of bloody nobs, yesterday and all seems well so far. Said sock was in bits most of which is still floating around the tank. Another job for later.

Had my 3rd booster on the 12th , flu one booked for the 19th

Well I'm definitely not.... I've had two shots when you couldn't even enter a restaurant if you didn't have proof of vaccination..... I didn't mention it here but last week.. I was on the phone with my mom and she started seeing double and was totally confuses...she lives 15 min away... Has I left for her place I called 911 for the ambulance... They took her to the hospital... Ran some test.. And a blood clothe was the cause.... She's 82 years old and had her 4 shot a few weeks before... I'm not saying it's the cause... But who really knows.... Anyway she's has no medical trauma from the even... Other than they took her driver liscen away for two months..

I'm eligible but I'm on the fence at the moment . Not sure if I'll have another one .

she is a proper twat.....

Rites.

So you walk round for four and a half hours dressed like a circus clown?

I tend to agree with you but the day can be improved with copious amounts of beer once we’ve finished walking for four and a half hours

@Marcel latest flame

Next time the wife gets angry .. drape a towel or sheet over her shoulders like a cape , and say “ look , now your super angry “ maybe she’ll laugh maybe your die.

Someone is going to have to explain this to Six.

Yes had mine yesterday.

Tears for Fears still rocking it out in their sixties

Photoshopped.

Well I'm no tree expert... But half of the tree trunk is pretty well gone about 10 feet from the grown... If it was healthy I would touch it... Its at least 60 feet high.. Possibly more... Doesn't look like it from the pics...

Amen to that, its too human rights oriented... Do they not realise that probably most things they use in their day to day life originates from oil in one way or another Hypocritical twats

We do carry Controlled Drugs and script pads so there is potential. Of course I am joking, in case my boss were ever to see this. The accounting procedures for CD's are tighter than a ducks backside for very good reason.

Makes weekend party plans and 10 mins later he goes wild…. Pace yourself or else Pete will do that thing again that no one likes..lol

They aren't taxing we get on well, im starting to feel abit more human now

Steam roller would be more entertaining.

So golf involves two things you don't like

This weekend i was supposed to be going to see a thrash metal band with the wife in Swansea not something i'm really into and it will fuck up my weekend of trolling Pete on here, so i came up with a cunning plan to get out of it. I messaged the boy because he wanted to see the band and said he could go instead of me and i would pay for his bus trip home and give him a few bob for some beer, he's due home tonight the wife is well happy because shes really been missing the boy and i get some peace to do what i want on the weekend