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Temp due to rise to 25 with a ‘feels like’ of 30 so out for a walk before the heat hits. 8.30ish it was a lovely 22 degrees Walked to the end of the road n back so not taxing Franco’s allegiances mean it‘s still dark here til later into the morning. About 9.30 the sun was finally ready to start shining.

I’d of got through that no fucking sweat with my bike …… if I went slow enough in the van

Our walk this morning

Was that Mawsley?

Yesterday's solo effort.

Because he lives in a beige one donkey town

Where he lives is the equivalent of Jaywick near Claiton on sea .

Today's group effort.

I had a heart felt plea from Six today and being the kind considerate sort that I am I have decided to repeat it here for everyone so we can all extend the same kindness to him. He has said he is feeling bullied and misunderstood and begs us all to stop calling him that hurtful word “paedophile” and I agree. He has therefore requested that from now on we refer to him by his proper description and the latest group to accepted into the embrace of the new woke society. Minor Attracted.

get you mrs to do it ...or one of the grand kids

Can you nip over here I have to do fork seals.

Fuck he’s worse than you.

He knew @boboneleg he was waiting there at the side when the other 4x4 went through so must have seen how deep.

Really wish I hadn’t looked that up

2'9" midget

That outfits doing well to keep it contained.

I’m very tall in my stilettos

It’s nice to see you even attempting stuff well done.

This is fucking @XTreme we have here be serious.

That’s where I saw them in Whitemoor they still look great.

Have you got any mole grips or pipe grips ? Try putting a cloth around the bar end (to protect it) then grip it with the mole grips while turning the screw anti-clockwise.

Just like @Clive said TWAT.

Just put a 7x5 on there, that legal plate was humongous

So he’s either a complete nobber or he hasn’t ridden through deep water before. Perhaps he thought he had a 4x4 I just don’t understand his actions

That’s a tough lesson to learn if he does. I find it hard to fathom what he was thinking, did he think the water was only a couple of inches deep ? . That Ford is pretty famous and anyone who’s ridden through deep water on a bike will know that you can’t hit it at that speed and get away without damage

he will be around more now the schools are back.

Is she Polish?

He's been very quiet lately! I think the realisation that he's never going to win TOTY now @Marcel is back has sunk in.

Doubt it! They just like to make a big show of everything. They'll stick any old shit on one of them......even a boat!

Yep, I thought it was something Brits were partial to (we have boats filled with flowers along the roundabouts where I live) but round here they take it to a new level. I assumed it’s to obscure your view so you have to slow down? Yen would know.

Did someone say “top box”?

Midget alert!

The book " Lord of the Flies" tells the story of a bunch of public schoolboys who take control of an island cut off from the rest of the world and then collapse into vicious in-fighting. it's a work of fiction, or so I'm told...

Had a productive morning, won't mention the house work part least you see the thumb print, after that got the top box fitted to the Himalayan. I am not sure if I can live with it yet, fits fine just part of me sees it as a hideous carbuncle rather than useful storage. Price was obviously right as I bought it 12 years ago and it wasn't a premium purchase (read cheapest I could find) back then. Then went out for a bimble up To Damerells to look at the pretty shiny. I am guessing they have just had a RE delivery as there was loads in the showroom. I saw a really lovely Beemer that tickled my fancy plus a new Z900 that wasn't too shabby. Saw a nice looking Harley as well but how many letter do you need to describe it . To lovely old CBX's on display there although well up out of reach.

I know most will say over 6ft but for a man anything over 5’ 9” usually seems to illicit a “tall isn’t he” comment after they’ve left the room!

I reckon Skippys tall cos short men invariably have obviously short legs (as in normal length bodies but the legs are disproportionately short) and they don’t look like short legs. A quid on tall please.

you twat , hanging aint levitation.....