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Bet he rides a Harley!

Bad luck Marcel, all shots with water in the background are now banned , new rules

When you're saving the planet, but wish you weren't!

@XTreme when did your son and the Pol get a moped ?

Not amused, you weren’t featured in the episode, and I was denied my oh look it’s Boboneleg on the tv moment, that’s him off my Christmas card list

My mate John used to have a very attractive thin JW girl come round his flat. He'd invite her in and have a coffee while she'd rattle on about all thats bad in the world. She was normal in a fact she liked sex apparently.

When you're unpopular in your neighbourhood, but you don't care.....

Well.....tonight I ride south to my parents for the night and tomorrow I pick up the new beasty......I'm like a kid in a sweet shop at the moment. Insurance is sorted £595 all told so far setup and paid for which I though was pretty cheap. Once I pick it up it is a couple of hour ride over to my mates exhaust shop near Peterborough to see about getting a shorty pipe for it so it will be loud enough to wake the dead and everything in my life will be perfect.... Then Sunday I will probably/definitely be out on the bike for a short while so I can see just how it goes round corners and fires me towards the horizon in my backyard playground.... Reports and pics are imminent I feel....if I can stop for long enough to take any..... So laters fuckers

Same old chit here.

Well you did ask Friday Shanty singing night down at The Ship Inn, Pentewan tonight, then off to work at Bodmin Hospital on the Urgent Care Car East at 23:00, which sounds fancy but it's not really. We do get to be out most of the night and are in proximity to Maccy's Fraddon that gives us free coffee. Saturday Finish at 08:00, hopefully, then home to sleep, back on shift at 22:00 on Urgent Care Car East rinse and repeat Sunday Finish at 08:00 home to sleep, then get my daughter up to Stoke Climsland for 18:00 to start her residential week at Duchy College, then home. Back to work at 22:00 to 08:00 at Launceston Hospital driving Launceston Area Car. Nothing very exciting, I get to commute on my bike Saturday and Sunday.

Not so, you won't let me borrow your mask

Local ne’er do well

Trip to Vesuvius, not photoshopped in anyway of course. Or the Mussel Bike shot. I think it will have to be this one.

Weather looks decent here...... .......so I hope to get out on both days if possible! And of course, the clocks go back an hour early Sunday morning.......so don't forget to reset them. Though considering most of you are living in the past anyway maybe it's not necessary? So what are you twats doing? And if you're doing anything other than trolling me on here then a ride report is obligatory!

More twats here and the bikes don't even have number plates so i think bobs safe LOL

We’ll pass in on to our secretary

No they’re on ‘Special Routes For Special People’

I thought you just needed to smoke a shit ton of weed to make you super intelligent?

I kept out of the way as officially I'm retired , shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!

So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break in to a distillery, Daffy turns to Elmer and says “ is this Whiskey “ Elmer says “ yeth but not as Whiskey as wobbing a bank “

And shortly thereafter you get a “ride”…

I hope you get the electric chair you vile criminal.

+1 We could chat bullshit about cider

If I don’t win this month then it means you are all tasteless cunts.

That’s not on the agenda.

I bet the road to the abandoned village bugger me wont be in there

What is that? Mr Slowly being the happy soul he is often starts singing, particularly first thing in the morning, I have to say the shanty’s piss my dark heart off most The only shanty Ive enjoyed has been the one in Jaws but I think that’s because it’s in Jaws

Whats looks got to do with it you want to work with them not date them LOL

They are both illegal … show plates , you have been reported .

Well the time is fast approaching for me to Don the leathers and wend my way south for my final ride on the ninja, it will be a bittersweet ride as it has been a great bike, never let me down bar the battery going flat but that's my fault for not putting it on the optimate, but I can't find the reason why I shouldn't change it for the busa and in any case the busa is insured now so there's no going back. I hope it gives its next owner as good a time as I've had with it over the last 4 years

Now Pete don't delete my pics... I know what the rules are... I've already wone with the ktm.... I just can't make my mind of witch bike I will enter... I'll delete one shortly...

No lycra was harmed in any of my outings!

I don't mind so much, would rather not work nights but I do enjoy my job. If I could get something normal I would but everything in the current job market isn't very attractive.

I could never get to grips with night work, used to mess me right up.

And me!

I have to tell that I've also dated a JW.. Real attractive... She never tryed to convert me into the religion or rattle on about the state of the world.... I guess like me she was non practising... The only thing she did mention was when she was young and was forced to fallow her parents on these house to house recruit runs it was horrible and no child should be put into those situations... She still had a beef against her mother for that...

Yes.....I had a few teeth back in those days!

Were you brushing your teeth on a regular basis back then?

A uber Pete is and app on your phone you use to get rides somewheres.... I guess zzzzack is trying to find a smart one...

I went out with a JW girl from Aberdare in 1970. I didn't get a similar result as your mate though.......as I recall it was one of the first times I got smacked in the face by a bird! Little did I know that many more were to follow.......I took more punishment in those days than Richard Dunn when he fought Muhammad Ali!

That's slow for a motorcycle ride? We're you in traffic or just practicing your slow speed riding?