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It’s not how gay you feel, it’s how much you like it I for one think they’re just the thing for an aging pensioner retiring abroad in the Mediterranean, a jap cruiser with metal buttons on the seat or a cb500, finally let go of that uptight UK way of be, live life, experience new things… la vida loca

Speed always makes things look better and it has a loose Stoney bottom a bit like Pete's daughter in-law Bob makes it look easy as he is a professional

Here's how you cross water at speed without making a twat of yourself. @sirphotoshop in the alps

So a few protesters glued themselves to the ground on a Porsche museum in Germany, and stated that their aim is to get Germany to drop speed limits on all motorways to 100kmh. What did Porsche employees do instead of calling the cops? Closed the museum at the end of the day, shut down heating and turned off the lights for the night! The protesters complained that they weren't given bowls to shit in, and that they were hungry, their hands hurt so one of them was taken to the hospital, and they also complained that security guards made their rounds with very bright torch lights I find this hilarious: link

Maybe it's because the first Honda motorcycle wasn't built until after the Second World War? That could have a bearing on it!

Asking for a friend ..................

A Twot?

Viking God with Chinese Phone

I found one for you @Buckster

A boxer viewed from the front or back, that’s what you want for a clock

I'm waiting a reply from the Chuckle Brothers

Probably a Japanese movement for reliability

Why? Someone was trying to nick his copy of Photoshop?

pencil gauge it is then, thats all ive ever used to get an accurate reading, 0.5 isn't that far out though. @XTreme this is how this shit is done ... do the walk of shame

Take the Vtwin out of that and that sentence applies to every motorcycle in the world, It's about the experience not the bike, when you say one bike gives you a better experience than another that's just personal choice or as i like to say blinkered pompous bike snobbery

I find a good kick in the tire is a nice way to check tire pressures too, and if the metal wheel is touching to ground the tire is too empty

Have you looked at the front page recently?.... Its looking like it's going to be and excellent month... Have you ever test ridden a harley? Leaving the small entries out like the sporster...and I'm not talking about the kinds of stuff you do... 50 km.. Walk into some kind of tunnel having a dump in some abandoned building... Like a thousand km day?

It’s about character and stirring the soul, but you are ginger so both those things are beyond you.

I see! So motorcycling is all about vibrations and slowness? Why wasn't I told?

The japs bought the old Harley designs and built their own versions in the thirties. They subsequently developed on this platform and this kick started (pun intended) the Japanese motorcycle industry. Given the Japanese commitment to efficiency they rapidly developed smoother faster machines that completely lost the spirit of what motorcycles were all about but opened up the genre to boring fucks like you lot.

Gayness and Agriculture I believe!

Natural selection…

Cunt!

I didn't buy it, I made it, I used to make them and sell them . A mate got me the mold (he would never say where he got it from ) and I made them with resin , in black or silver. Then I would paint the fins and numbers with enamel model paint. I got the emblems from Riders , I'm sure the parts guy used to wonder why I was coming in and buying five at a time

It was advanced when you bought it and remains so, it is a powerful time piece and certain to be a pussy magnet.

No and yes Different More

Does it tick or potato potato?

was you glad to give it back ? would you have one to keep ? does it ride better than a CB500X did you feel as gay on it as you did on the CB500X ?

I can't see me carrying it about Fred.....until I get a top box!

@XTreme something to watch out for on the battery pump at least mine anyway, is the pump would switch on sometimes in my pocket that's why i have that piece of foam taped to it so the buttons cant be held in accidentally and the other thing is put some tape over the charging port if it doesn't have a cover to stop any crap getting stuck in there when your carrying it about.

Fred went twice as fast as me

I just done a test for you not the same pump as yours but a battery one off Amazon So this is my lineup of pumps and gauges Pumped my tyre up to 29PSI with the battery pump Then checked the pressure with my compressor gauge Then the 12volt AA pump Then the pencil gauge, well i thought that's shit until i put the battery pump back on and it was reading 27.5psi i'd lost some pressure between changing gauges. I pumped the tyre back up and this time used the pencil gauge first Showing 29.5psi When i put the battery pump back on it was showing 29.6PSI as i'd lost air taking it off you don't lose air putting it on for some reason So if we are saying the pencil gauge is the most likely to be accurate then the battery pump is the next accurate one of my devices around 0.5 psi difference which i am quite surprised at

Fixed.....thats much more like it

Do you sometimes walk about without your face then?

That's why i said its a personal choice some bikes feel better for you than others that doesn't mean your having a better experience than someone on a a CB500X for example

I always thought the Japs weren't willing to take a backward step in technology to produce a bike like a Harley

Take it back to the shop and get a refund!

Funny enough Bob i was looking at videos of that the other day @boboneleg

I look forward to that, and maybe even a small video properly explaining how it works

Found it:

For your answer please ready the previous reply from Buck... You pre adolescents mind..

Absolutely, it was Welsh rain which is wetter than anything else known to man ️

They will never get it, they are people who own motorcycles, not bikers. They ride the road, we own the road.

Agreed why would anyone want to ride a 1000km a day there would be 0 fun in that, and yes I've test ridden a hardley before and it was fucking horrible, they are unwieldy, cumbersome, uncomfortable, slow, don't go round corners.....do you want me to continue. And the boat in question that I tested was a street grid special.....I'm yet to work out just what was special about it?? Maybe the special part is the people who buy them they need to be that special that they belong in a funny farm and shouldn't be allowed out without supervision

Six got a tattoo.

Minor point??... I think someone just got his ass whooped..