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No.....TOTY's not till next month!

If you want a really good picture then leave the bike at home.

Your bike is ugly but I wouldn’t call it a boat, more of an express Tupperware wok.

If anyone want to know anything about the bike please contact Mr Cunty

First ignore Google maps and drive down a cul-de-sac, get stuck trying to back it out so decide to go X-country, due to the rain the ground around here is very soft, wonder what they'll bring to get it out, this is just outside my place, good entertainment over my muesli.

Another month and normally the weather's turned to shit by now! But not this year! Unfortunately tomorrow I've got to drag down to the shops in Albox......but Sunday morning looks promising! Then we'll have the grandkids in the afternoon when I'll get battered to shit by Jake again. What you lot doing!

Tomorrow i have to get a new washing machine as the wife is broken so will be fitting that and getting shot of the old one Sunday i'm hoping for some van action, taking the Beta up to hay-on-wye as a test drive for next weekend to see if i need to add anything and the bike will be coming out the van and getting dirty

Today……….I bought a bike to replace the poor old z750 that @XTreme broke for me. It will be delivered next week…….and as Forest Gump said “…….and that’s all I gotta say about that” ……… start guessing.

He can’t help it.

Taking skye to the play cafe in the morning so the wife can have a rest from her, once home I plan to detail the beast during the afternoon then Sunday so long as its ok weather wise I plan a trip out to get some quality photos for botm November......I have a few places in mind just need the right kind of setting fitting of the beast so we can get that boat off the front page of the website......and there will be no photoshopping......just unadulterated hardcore pornography for everyone to drool and drip over

Those downpipes need some work though, take it too that ginger welsh dago bloke, he'll sort that out for

Ramps, have you no reading glasses?

I buy these by the hundred pairs. Been using them every ride since about 1990 when I got sick of still hearing 'engine' for hours after a long trip. I was once the only person to sleep at a camp site when a baby screamed shrilly all night. I was using my bike jacket as a pillow so I could get the ear plugs out of the case on my key ring straight away. They also stopped me murdering my son when he was crying for hours as a baby, they just take the edge off of it. I recently bought a Sena 10s wossname and I have been able to take phone calls up to 70mph with ear plugs in and with it set at max volume. I know what they are saying, but not always who they are just by recognising the voice, they seem to hear me okay as well. On the odd occasion I ride around town with no ear plugs I have to remember to turn the volume down or my head would explode if someone rang.

You cunt, had to spoil the suspense didn’t ya

Preparing a landuse lawsuit, so far the plan is coming together, however, getting govt types "to work" is Llke watching mud roll uphill. The private sector, one week, the govt same amount of work, one year.

i’ve now used Aliexpress: the order was shipped without street name in the adress! I’m now imagining a chinese guy wandering around my town asking which house is number 9

His wing wong phone may not have that option

Not touching that, over to you Sid .

Marcel will win this month.

I used to borrow (pinch) a handful of ear plugs from each of the factories I delivered to, fat lot of good they did me.

I don’t own a boat and if I did there would be no point putting a mat under it as boats live in water. You jap bike riders are so stupid.

It’s there to catch the oil leak.

Doing bugger all this weekend, a bad weather forecast, but hoping to get the beach racing next weekend..

You purchased a Chinese guy?

Heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrre's Bucky.

Well not really, just my yearly works appraisal, which includes a driving assessment. I will piss it, and the appraisal will give me a chance to get a few works issues off my chest. Always makes me laugh as we are out of hours drivers and predominantly drive in the dark but the assessments are done in the day time. Half the wind broken old codgers I work with can't see their hand in front of their face once the sun goes down.

You'll need to expand on that a bit so @Six30 can understand!

No but he can get his leg over a bike, starting to think this is the only ability he has because he cant see and cant walk on uneven surfaces

In fact, my brother was in Albania last I heard from him

Do they make those leathers for men as well?

I can counter steer with 16” wheels, it’s about rotational mass, not diameter.

Don’t be so gay

He is a blind cunt isn't he but then again isn't everyone of a certain age.......

Word, 17 inches is a scooter tyre.

Fact is you cant countersteerr with wheels under 19inches the way doG intended. if Julian was here he would set you straight.

Something bad is triggered in me when someone goes to the effort of putting a small mat on the floor to protect the carpet and then park the bike with one of the side stands off it.

The post office called asking for my address since the package only had the town's name and my house number It's a small package ...

Now you get to ride.

Nah I've done all in the area there are none left

Yes, broadway show tunes, I stopped listening to them because all the tapdancing was making me wonder about my valves

In the garage i use the compressor and check the pressure with the pencil gauge the battery and 12v pumps are for emergency use on the road so not worried about accuracy. The dirt bikes don't matter about pressure as long as its over 10 psi and under 16 psi it will do LOL