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I can put my left leg in and out without even moving

I hope not I am waiting for some stuff from Amazon.

Yeh but , I just didn’t want it mate , thought I’d give some one else the chance who has fuck all else to do all day and fancies a bit of a power trip

This made me laugh …. I done more or less the same , was at my sisters sitting in the garden with her and the brother in law , I said I’m off now as I went through the house could see two figures standing at the front door, opened it and it was two jehovahs , I invited em in sat em down in the living room and just fucked off and left em there ….

Maybe make a poll to decide…

Tell him to keep his head down or he'll be on a plane to Rwanda before the weekend!

Is that the new equivalent of … can’t krrsch hear krrsch ur krrsch break krrsch in krrsch up ??

I'm going out with Paolo for a pizza now, no doubt there will be four withdrawals and four more nominations by time I get back

I could say I will pull out at the last moment but usually when I say that, I don't.

Soz busy juggling other balls.

Whoever gets the mod gig can they please get the bench press pissing contest to go ahead, the circus music is already accompanying some pretty funny images in my head.

I’m nominating @Slowlycatchymonkey she will stir things up for sure …. accept my nomination …..

This thread should have been called the hokey cokey.......

Well if you put it like that how can I refuse (he'll probably vote for someone else now ) put me back in then

She's Polish?

Local installation

Better still, you nominate someone in secret and don’t tell anyone else who it is.

To use Henry Cole parlance I have been shining my sled. So bike clean, can you spot the new addition?

Peas stink of fish? Christ almighty how do you cook yours?

I was out cleaning my bike this afternoon and I heard someone say "I like your bike". I looked up and it was an Amazon delivery guy, who looked to be of South Asian heritage. I said I was pleased with it, to which he smiled and said "Made in a good country".

and after all that lot he had to deal with me over the motorcycle video section no wonder he is loosing the will to live

I got it Pete I was just posting a shorthand version of your urr document VOTE FOR ME.. what?.. too late.. aw shucks.

Is it over yet ? I’m still eating my pizza

Me too.

I never stared at an Enfield so long as just now, I quit.

Non-ebike ride this morning. Only the coffee pic as I couldn't be arsed to stop on the way round.

Oooh that's fighting talk, I think this needs to be put to the test

You definitely squat a lot.

No.....I know what it is! And seriously.....even at my age I'll bench press, dead lift, and squat more than both of you.

You may well be more flexible but mobile, can you play rugby?

Him and Marcel gob off about age but I'm still waiting for them to show me if they can match my flexibility Bob! They're a pair of blowhards who are embarrassed to admit that a guy of nearly 70 is physically more mobile than they are!

No, you're a big fecker so you're the captain.

Oh but it is easy.....ship them off to Australia, let them live with the other convict cunts

anybody we know?

I do, just because Buckster nominated me. We should really have to chat if I do get it, I’ll have to unignore people and start looking at stupid posts without banning people… so I’ll accept but ask that you vote for better people.

No need an old feeble mod , preferably with arthritis or something … just incase they get on their high horse …. I can then go round his house and slap them about a bit .

You obviously are the guy that smokes a lot of weed as well ….. you delusional fool you

So you're be using me as a human shield eh....I see your game now

What getting the gig and palming it all off on me.....

Bloody hell took me time to find a gold plumb bob and thats already a better vote winner

No. I'm in. But if I'm picked I might get you to do it for me

Only one thing to add in the bring back Bob campaign VOTE PLUMB BOB FOR A PLUM JOB. ONLY HE WILL LEVEL THE FIELD

So you're both backing out again?

I feel your pain, that's what worried me ............. having to read endless tripe

Due to the situation we've had with people refusing, and then accepting.......plus others accepting then refusing, I'm going to keep this nominations thread going till 7PM UK time tonight. If anybody changes their mind again then tag me in here and I'll act on it. What I don't want is people being in the Poll then withdrawing, or others coming along saying I didn't know the thread was closing! So you've got till 7PM UK time tonight (Wednesday) to finally make your minds up! After that there's no going back!

Don't dwell on it too much, you'll only upset yourself.