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Went out for lunch today to this awesome spot by the water. It’s down a few backroads and in the middle of nowhere, but the food is great and the scenery was lovely.

First Job for the mods is to ban the M image and the cunt that posts it

@Buckster is a very lucky man, he drew the same number of votes as me which means he is now my equal, he should go and buy a lottery ticket now...........

Glad you cleared that up as I thought it was In Car Entertainment

I still sit on a toilet myself.

it used to be absolutely normal for men to go arm in arm of holding hands, but then there was a huge public trial of Oscar Wilde in 1895 for gross indecency and sentenced to 2 years hard labour. That alterered the public perception of any kind of open display of affection between men and is probably the reason for the english being such prudes today when it comes to sexuality or even nakedness in public.

lazy day today, had friends overnight on friday night, was round another friends till I had to pick up the twins from the skating rink at midnight and then drive 30 odd k and back again through thick fog to drop one of their friends home. walked to the boulangerie and back this morning for bread and the sky is think with flights of grey cranes heading south so I guess a cold snap is on the way.

Everyone is behaving now.

No home now, was a fast ride yesterday not a lot of time to take photos and it was straight on the lash when we got back to the Hotel, just catching up here for a bit and then i have to get the bike out the van may video it so six can see how its done LOL

No, I didn’t poo outside, only he did. However, we frequently have a pee together at the same pine cone on the ground. It’s very bonding

Kinda boring..

Not that I've seen.....place has gone right down the pan due to these fucking shirkers

Loads but it has been so expertly done by Bob that no one has noticed.

Going through some travel footage today and starting my week 2 video. The scenery just gets better. It’s fun to watch as when you are driving it is sometimes hard to admire your surroundings. Looking forward to week three as I started using my GoPro 10 and the quality difference is noticeable.

While pissing I heard...

Did you watch each other pooing? Did you bag it and bin it?

I just walk across the landing and do it......but what do I know?

Another cunt going on about boulangeries! You never hear me saying I'm going to the fucking panadero. I hope the Mods crack down on all this Johnny Foreigner shit!

Went out with Costa for an autumnal poo while looking at the leaves falling

Nope, no she didn’t. She did what you do when you get fed up with a place, you log off and go away, which is the respectable non dramatic attention seeking thing to do.

On one side, I agree with you. . on the other hand, what happens in the desert… is usually not spoken of

It's called a Harley Rally I believe!

We now have two Mods here......democratically elected by the members and not handpicked by me. So nobody can complain about favouritism on my part. And from now on I'm not getting involved with any situations on the board.....I'm just going to ensure that the software itself, in terms of the technical aspects, keeps running as it should! That's it! So if you want to whinge and complain about stuff that costs you nothing not fulfilling all your expectations.......then please direct your complaints to @Buckster and @boboneleg

Not sure they'll be up to mange management Fred!

Being able to stand and pee was the second to last gift from God when he was letting Adam and Eve free to roam. Adam made such a fuss about being able to stand and pee Eve gave him that one just to shut him up, Then came the last gift from God.

You've got good hearing.

I wish you’d mentioned that before

So now you’re going to be a bugger cunt than before? Just wondering if that’s possible?

MIA……. @sirphotoshop I hope he’s not stuck somewhere on a hill in Wales

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, I'M NOT A REAL DOCTOR! Doctor Cupid's top tip: If you've got a hurty toe causing lots of pain and you notice that the nail is thicker and discoloured it's probably a fungal infection, if it has also become infected under the nail (the cause of the major pain) then get the Dremel out and slowly grind the nail thickness down, don't concentrate on one area for too long as the heat will cause a lot more hurty and sweary, keep going a bit at a time until your face starts getting splattered with pus, this is when you know you've gone far enough and your expert diagnosis was correct, now your left with soggy bits of nail that can be pulled off with tweezers, careful not to stab the hurty part, that gets really sweary then, all evacuated, job done no doctors required though apparently a psychiatrist is recommended DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, I'M NOT A DOCTOR!

What's next Terry? Circumcision?

For what? Hair dye or platform soles?

I miss her, she always seemed a naturally cheery person, a rare trait.

Happy Sunday Suspect a late lunch today as the boys are still asleep, not surprising as they were up at 3.30am?!

Pity, she was the only person here that was shorter than you.

Tammy fixed it, i ride it..

I got kidnapped by a gang of mime artists this morning … they done unspeakable things to me .

who else can see the eyes

Last warm night before winter sets in so i went out and about.

I don't flounce, I stand my ground, I'm always open to intelligent debate but there's fuckall of that around here.

Way to go @Buckster , I see you’ve locked a thread already . You da man

Don't know but that sounds like pretty gay stuff to me.. Holding hands on the beach... If you gay it's fine... But straight men?

@yen_powell.....here's a destination for your bucket list!

ModRover & I....on the way to Mt. St. Helens

Yer a Polish woman told me you're good for that.