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Keeping the van super cozy with some baking this afternoon. When the nights are cold it is a great time for some spice cake and coffee.

Wow, You sound like a fun guy!

Jeezus how can it possibly be appealing for a woman to have a whole hand up to the wrist inside her? "Hi honey, my vag is cavernous, fancy some fun?" I just can't see it. and now I just can't unsee it

Careful with them.....it could be a stitch up!

Feck me was it cold this morning, coming home from work and now seeing the temperature dropping to a seasonal 3c was a shock to the system after an 8 year break from biking. Thank goodness it was only 32 miles. I had a little difficulty getting off the bike. I know the right gear is important and summer waterproof trousers over jeans doesn't cut it now. Not moaning really just a reminder of what I have chosen to do. I see some padded motorcycling trousers and thermals in my near future.

your address is sent to dago midgets ..... the deformed ones with massive fists

Hello anyone there?.... nope you're all on xhamster aren't you Right I'm going to go n make pizza.

Don't fall for it @Saul. They're masters of screwing with your algorithms. Nothing good will come from googling muff.

Mum said she wasnt hungry, so i cooked a rib eye steak, guess who was suddenly hungry.

Yeh well I'm not googling that Mr FeckinWizardSleeves I'll ask Mr Slowly when he gets back from the pub. On second thoughts I won't cos post pub he'll probably insist on showing me

Mind you with the electricity price hike expected in April maybe we should all be buying coldstore gear to wear at home

My top half was ok really apart from index fingers which were sitting out in the airstream from behind the hand guards. From knees down I could feel some heat from the engine, so it was only really above the knees to my waist that got really cold. I am hoping some decent lined waterproof winter trousers, along with some thermal underwear will solve the problem. The screen, front bags and hand guards provide a surprising amount of wind protection, to me anyway, more than I had expected. It all a learning curve as I spent several happy years on fully faired BMW's so in the airstream at any sort of speed above 40 mph in something I haven't done for a very long time. I have looked at heated under layers and my Mrs suggested the same, not ruling them out just see how I get on.

......seriously, you did it again

Went out to the rock this moaning, fingers got cold.

I’ve got to admit though that these do me in

Driving my buddy to look over a Chinky (car) tomorrow.....Melton Mowbray....May pick up a pork pie while there.

We are going shopping for food and a warm....its lovely and warm in Asda

No it would not weaken your immune system. Quite the opposite. All vaccines strengthen the immune system as it’s the same as being exposed to a virus. There are different ways for a vaccine to work but essentially you’re taking something that’s the same shape as the virus with the nasty kill you bit removed. Your immune system fights it as it would the real thing without you having the symptoms. Then if the real thing shows up later your immune symptoms recognises it immediately and goes “hey arsehole we told you last time you’re barred” and shows it the door sharpish before it can smash the place up. Job done.

Yeh......he can sample the wife's culinary delights! She's a woman that hates cooking!

Going for a walk down to the river with Paolo, when I can raise him from his pit

That should be an interesting conversation at the dinner table. Perhaps you could open with ' have you got any balls or has she taken them to Poland in her handbag '

I shouldn’t imagine the lovely @Grasshopper is into making cakes covered in jizzle

I looked up Xhamster it was on the front page

Now this is a muff.

Play the innocent if you like we all know you have a separate laptop so when the popo confiscate your PC they'll find nothing

What the hell goes on in your mind....where did that come from?

Hell no. I'm tempted though. I just can't quite remember how to switch on private browsing on this laptop.

He tells me everything.. whether I want to know or not Also he's no amateur his browsing history isn't saved

Ok , so I googled, you may be right

I can assure you it does because I wanted a furry hand muff (the victorian type for keeping your hands warm not the dirt that's going through most people on heres minds) and the results were eye popping without a single hand warmer in sight. And that was before Six messed with my algorithms

just look at his browsing history... it'll be there .

Muffs Saul, bloody ace at keeping your pinkies toasty

I'm not googling it either , I have visions of Tory MP's doing what Tory MP's do on a night out

An Electric vest is a doG send here.

True. If you google 'coldstore clothing' you'll find a multitude of options, they do different temperature ratings too.

Bored and wading around the internet is dangerous isn't it... I've just signed up for an upholstery course

Yep heated vests are amazing. As are ski mobile suits and coldstore gear (which is considerably cheaper than a ski mobile suit. Just size up n put it over your usual gear. I have some very pricey thermal lined padded out trousers and they are ok but not as good as the ski mobile suit. Anything labelled up for more than -30 is good.

I'd take the car!

Gay.

Back from our walk now, it was real nature day in the glorious sunshine, we even saw a pair of Jay’s.

I had a latte last week. First cup of coffee I’ve had in years. I was shocked at how disgusting it was. It’s so strongly flavoured there’s no way you can drink that stuff without it effecting your taste buds. Bit like smoking.

Fixed.

Now that would be "plenty in the tank".

You know that’s icing and not jizzle on it ..

Cake porn

I said bike , not Barge