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Even though it was frosty out we managed to get the new guard installed onto the van. Cold fingers She looks like a tank now with the new guard, but so nice to have that important stuff covered. Before After

Of new developments with are new mods... Not being jujemental... Are you regretting your votes or candidates? Just to be clear you could have got someone with outstanding logic...above average intelligence. And with superior DNA... Who has a real understanding how the world works....

many years ago coming out of a night club in the middle of winter there was a hot dog seller so i thought i will try one anyway i noticed he had a blob of water on the end of his beak so after a while it dropped right in the hot water with the hot dogs so i sort of left the queue and the rest of the punters to it

Ever thought about slipping your hands into some nice warm muffs

Hold on a second, Clive isn't back yet to give us his considered opinion

Miffin the mule is illegal, But dobbin the donkey isn't...

Got hme at 01h00 this morning and slept till 11. it's now pissing down outside and about 4 or 5 deg c. I'd planned to clear out the shed of all the clutter accumulated over the summer in order to get the bike back into it's winter quarters. It lives outside under a cover during the summer and under the shed/Shelter and cover over winter. I need the weather to be dry for thos so im sitting on me arse drinking coffee and typing this.

Just been asked to have a look at the mother in laws kitchen door as it's sticking, sometimes it would be nice to say i haven't a clue what to do, its fucking cold and wet out there death and dismemberment awaits

I'm keeping my beard and my cock and becoming a lesbian.

I met JRH once.....as said he seems a decent guy.

From what I can tell they are from the Brittlegills family of mushrooms. They are edible and have a strong pepper taste.

Apparently the grandkids (who are in Poland till a week tomorrow) are asking to come back here! And Fatty's complaining cos her family are not fussing round her and them like she expected! Sounds to me like they're all gutted that he's back!

Is there someone from another forum thinking about joining?

You had a Mod gig on MB and you walked away from it!

Spoilsport , it would make better use of your time instead of going on about fecking Adam & Eve

That's what it looks like today...

So it was a proper lemon then

And it was bright yellow....

Completely human and my ancestors. You on the other hand are descended from monkeys, monkeys with alopecia apparently.

Not at his age

I don't know how much electricity is free on the RE but heated grips with said muffs are great. Oxford grips have served me well over the years, i have the top of the range ones at the time i bought them on my 650 which are hot and the bottom of the range ones on my Beta as it doesn't produce much electricity but still produce a comfy heat

Our son is coming up......and he loves Curry. I love Curry as well.....but I don't get much of it!

Yep Muff Hand muff Furry muff Furry hand muff and worse of all Old fashioned muff Don't recommend it.

The new e trucks are too big and heavy for the trails we built for jeeps in the States and the people with these overweight oversiZed dork monsters are whinning all the jeep trails are to narrow for their new SUV.s.

So all the shit songs then ? incoming …,…..,,,,,

Just nipped out for a shortish Bimble today. I wanted to refuel the bike but ended up getting distracted and went up to a small Village on the edge of Bodmin Moor called Lanlivery. The on to Bodmin itself, had a look up the Beacon while I was there then down to Priory Park before heading home. Bodmin is a former County Town, like the capital before it was moved to Truro. Also a Garrison town as well, in the past. as home to the Duke of Cornwall Light Infantry. I like Bodmin it is a great place with lots going on. I have worked many hours at Bodmin Hospital so know it pretty well. Lost of history with the DCLI museum, Bodmin and Wenford Steam railway and Bodmin Jail. Also it was original the Home of Bodmin Asylum. Down here calling someone 'Bodmin' is an insult meaning you have a screw loose.

You're transitioning? Ah that explains a lot.

Oi! I plan to ride very soon.. next week when I'm back in the sunshine

I really want to say something about wind chill and the fact that the himalayan doesn't actually go fast enough to generate any but that would be churlish, so I won't But winchill is much less of a fator if you're off road, simply due to the lower speed compared to on road use.

A nostril shot we all didn't need...... Why did I think of Bruce all of a sudden......

Muffs keep your hands dry as well as warm, the handlebar muffs that is

True true but you know it did drop down to 17 degrees in Spain one day I have taken the Himalayan off road in February in fog n rain, got soaking wet and freezing cold.. apart from my hands that were toasty.

You can’t even grow a beard and you have monkey DNA.

I always though JRH was a decent sort! And Six has actually met him. Maybe @skyrider would like to partake of some covert operations?

Has you can see... I got nothing else better to do..

I could... But I'm not 10 years old twat..

The MG was in good overall condition inside and out, my buddy went for drive with owner but he was not impressed with the engine or its performance, felt slow to accelerate and was harsh doing the speed limit, so no he has not acquired the car. He is looking at Kia,s or Hyundai,s now.......

Good to see bimbling occurring.

You like a bit of donkey muff?

Once Mr Slowly see your search history he'll be wondering if you've gone to bat for the other team

The Gribbin, maritime navigational day mark. Near me.

Fuck me .. it’s Dizzy rascal

I can't get out......got too much work on. But it's bloody cold anyway.....snow on all the peaks around us now!

It's absolutely pouring down. Picked my brother up from the airport yesterday night so my dog didn't wake ME up early today, so slept a little more. 08:30 tomorrow I'll be at the dealership with the GS, with this weather it'll be an interesting motorcycling day. I hate riding in the wet and am no good at it. Might take the chance to investigate on a better fitting set of rain over pants and jacket, mine is very practical but is 2 sizes too big so it does get tiring if facing a long motorway ride. I do trust in Saint Peter for nicer weather from wednesday onwards ...

Penis worship.