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Probably wanted to make sure the “ginger gringo demon” didn’t scare the kids, the parents already tell the stories about your exploits in the mountains where whole populations on towns have disappeared leaving only skeletons and dago midget bummer deviants. Stops the kids from wandering off at least.

Had to go into the school and clear up the confusion about our grandson not being there. Another total mess created by Fatty that my boy had to get me to sort out. That'll wind her up cos I did it! When I mentioned her I could see the headmaster's face change! Spaniards are not good at hiding their feelings.....their face says it all! I told him if you get any issues with her then call me! I will add that he came out of his office specifically to greet me as soon as he heard me talking to a teacher.......cos I'm a fucking player in this town! And everywhere else really! Tell 'em @Tym

I feel I should point out it's a Peugeot engine and gearbox.

Replacing the oil, didn’t need to but I feel better leaving and not coming back right on the limit of 10000km oil use. Also there are a few water drops on the beak. Can’t have that!

15 minutes waiting for the garage to open. This raining thing is not really my thing though

Yebbut, you guys like to get a big huddle where you sniff each other’s arsehole’s and call it a scrum

I've only ever watched 1 game of football in my life and I fell asleep after about 30 seconds it was that boring.....they are all just over paid amateur dramatics performers, where is the enjoyment in watching that. I mean why trip yourself up pretending there's a sniper in the crowd roll around on the floor for an eternity with an apparent broken leg/back/fingernail/eyelash then if a penalty is awarded they jump straight to their feet to take said penalty and if it isn't again they jump straight up and yell at the ref telling him to go fuck himself.... Yet on the other hand you have the rugby player who is held together quite literally with industrial strength gaffa tape, doesn't roll around unnecessarily on the floor, and.....treat the ref with respect Enough said, rant over

Are the red bits all the bits you have visited? Asking for a friend..

Pics please

OR.....you look like someone pictured on his Police supplied wall chart, some one who is not allowed within a few miles of children!

Not easy being a bat in Scotland.

Don’t bet on it, I live in Scotland, I know how to deal with gingers.

Is this what they call cabin fever, Marcel? So far the only good in this thread is Raquel Welch.

Truckers pay well.

I get asked a lot about why it's so empty here.......well this short vid explains why. Brilliant quality film and shows some amazing places......well worth watching. Loads of offroad riding areas......and even an incredible abandoned village for me! Watch out for the 30kmh train in Teruel with the clip of the tractor overtaking it! And I live in one of the Red areas as you probably guessed! Watch this @Slowlycatchymonkey

That's 20 dollars an inch!

they forgot to mention its on its 6 th engine

@XTreme you watching Wales.... they should of stayed at home... dont think usa keeper has touched the ball ..in fact i dont think camera man has had to turn his camera enough to see their goal

plane woudn't be able to take off with that fucker on board

There's no skill involved in falling over invisible blades of grass....

Not good rich , hope you find something …. got anything you want to sell cheap to make ends meet

You have to have skill to play football …, that’s why you chose rugby

That's a bugger Rich...and Christmas not far away....hope you get sorted.

Just waved off our visitor who came from Minorca....over here till after the New Year....her parents live in Nottingham. Came all that way in a beat up 1999 Ford Mondeo......brave girl.

Who gives a fuck its football....

Yeh.....he bought the Harley and then said "God help me!"

It should have been sent to Rwanda!

You want me to fire more missles into poland right?

I’ll make a point of it!

It looks like there is water on your panniers as well, don’t forget to get them to sort that out as well, possibly a warranty claim.

Cars are better built now.. Most anyways.. Here without any rust proofing average lifespand is about 10 years old before they fall apart..

Yours will never make it to that mileage. The reason that one does is that they drive it a lot, if you heat cycle things 100 times more they’ll never last as long, never mind the time limit on plastic parts.

I’m assuming that the smaller numbers here are supposed to represent miles even though you have annotated everything as “kms”. Ginger twat.

That’s because that’s low mileage for a Toyota and not worth mentioning

It’s the Same here Pedro just spent 2hours driving to work in torrential rain and now I have to get out and work in it

So you took 13" and earned 260 dollars?

I got one for you Buck... Given the speed of light is roughly 300 thousand km per second.. So if you were able to shine a bulb from one side of are galaxy to the other.. It would take 150 thousand years give or take for the light to reach the other side .... Now when we look up distant galaxys the light coming from them are a million and more of years old..... So how can the knowed universe be only 20 thousand years old..... It's called logic....

Well... 260 bucks in a hour... Not bad.. Still have 30 to collect from my neibour accross the street..

Being that American are less evolved and couldn’t convert to the metric system due lack of intelligence... Its real easy tymy... Its only 1 and 0...I'll teach it to you...

That's what it looks like today...