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  1. Thank you for asking, yesterday was awful and the day ended with me pretty feeling pretty low. So much that I'll leave the report till I get back and have a quiet time in front of the fireplace to write it properly. However, today I did point the bike south and did a few hours riding outside the main roads with very little need of navigation from my phone, that's just how cool and experienced I am. Will see how it goes tomorrow. Tomorrow there's going to be monkeys, and the day after that maybe camels and dunes. I'm not stopping a ton of times like I used to, and it is very weird doing this alone.
    7 points
  2. While looking for photos i took this month i opened this folder by mistake it was this day in 2010 and what a cracking day it was ending up spending a night in a pub because it was a bit too ropey to get home in the dark Riding though the Elan valley Edit found some more of the day added in the order they were taken
    7 points
  3. I think it is all bollocks then, I bet the place is a Palace.
    7 points
  4. When Mr Slowly was first asked to coach some forwards sessions for the girls rugby team he was struck by how incredibly different coaching girls are to boys, they work together as a team without constant reminders to pass the ball it's a team game. Anyway during a match a little girl missed a conversion and was devastated, one of her team mates ran up to her and said "Don't worry Hannah, you'll get it next time, we believe in you" Sickly as that sounds, it worked a treat Hannah pulled herself together and played a cracking game, Mr Slowly said he sometimes wished the boys/men could be just a little bit more like the girls. So with that in mind.. you can do it Pedro, we believe in you!
    6 points
  5. Posted back the cheap shit biker trousers Went shopping 4 x 20kg of Anthracite Bag of kindling 12.5kg of Spuds (Wilja) Dog Food (Kibble) Dog dentastix 8 pints of milk Large Chicken for Sunday Roast Stuffed toy Badger for the Dogs Xmas £90 FFS. Now tell me I am not a boring feckker
    6 points
  6. I'd get the RV125L , love those Suzuki sand bikes . Where do get it , my £359.95 is in my wallet now
    6 points
  7. Cup of tea, Pah !!!!!!! You should be over the road trying to drink the contents of that San Miguel brewery like any true Brit
    6 points
  8. At airport. Boy has friends over, they mix good cocktails. Slightly hungover, wish I was asleep
    6 points
  9. You have made a mistake sir, they are usually leaving shit behind in country lanes i was taking it away
    5 points
  10. Bloody hell I've only been out once this month as well although it was a weekender Can there be another bike in the photo
    5 points
  11. Two pics from today. One is the lid of my pannier in airport parking (ooh exciting tell us more I hear you cry ) and the other the blue sky from my bedroom window.. aah. Why this one? Cos I’m that pleased with the pannier set up I took a pic Givi make good use of the pannier lid space by putting little hooks in the top and making cargo nets to fit. Means whatever you want to keep easy access to is in the lid. My latest purchase was the backpack you can see inside the pannier lid here. It’s brill when touring and you’re loaded to capacity but want to stop and pick up food just before you reach your destination, it’s always ready to hand. and this one because some folk back home can get a bit sneery about me coming to Spain a lot, I arrive to warm sunshine, see blue sky from my bedroom balcony and think FTH!!
    5 points
  12. Took a stroll down to the supermarket, bought beer, pizza and some stuff to roast for Sunday lunch tomoz. Pizza disappointing as didn't have any extra toppings to add, Dr Oetker would be turning in his grave at those tasteless rubber discs pretending to be cheese. Beer is not disappointing. Beer is good.
    5 points
  13. I seem to have to keep reminding you of this, you know it's 2022 don't you, its not down to the woman of the house to do the cleaning anymore men are aloud to do it as well now so your boy is as much to blame as her
    5 points
  14. Granddaughters birthday party this afternoon, steak and ale with friends tonight so will prob be hungover again tomorrow. This morning will be cleaning up rabbit and goldfish poo.
    5 points
  15. When we got to the bottom of the Elan valley it was really bad and the actual conversation was as simple as this Gary:- its not looking good what do you think Me:- we should head back but we will never get the chance to ride the Elan valley in the snow ever again what do you think Gary :- Lets carry on then And off we went within minutes the snow stopped falling and the only tyre tracks were mine and Gary's until we got back on the A470 at llangurig in the dark, started going downhill from there until we stopped in the pub for the night
    4 points
  16. Ya I kinda figured you had a fondness for farm animals... Sheep shagger...
    4 points
  17. That a Photoshop donkey if you ask me.... Look's like someone been taken lesson from Sirphotoshopalot
    4 points
  18. What do you mean, will do for now, the donkey makes it a winner for me!
    4 points
  19. Ya it's a pain in the ass.... Like I said when ever the forecast calls for any significant amount... It's inside the garage.... Wish my garage was big enough to fit the tractor and the truck... So I switch them around at times... Truck has a command start.. Take about 10 minutes for everything to nice and warm... Everything comes on.. Heated steering wheel.. Seats.. And both glass have defrosters..
    4 points
  20. Math's isn't my strong point but considering i said it was this day in 2010 i would make it 12 years ago
    4 points
  21. Well he is an Eskimo, his brain function is slowed by a constant diet of seal blubber
    4 points
  22. So you've gone and ruined the stallion statue by mooring your cruise liner in front of it
    4 points
  23. Why don't you ask your polish bit on the side, I'm sure she'd be happy to contribute
    4 points
  24. This is all I've got , only been out once this month
    4 points
  25. Don' need a monster machine to adventure.
    4 points
  26. Decided to break the boredom by chopping some stick for the fire but soon got bored with that and ended up doing some maintenance on the chain saws. The old husky has been sat unused for a few years but fired up after half a dozen pulls on the chord, it's a bloody good saw but a bit heavy compared to its modern equivalent. The battery dewalt one is good as well, cuts great and doesn't piss off the neighbours when logging in the back garden
    4 points
  27. The flights not too bad, about 2 1/2 hours and I have no problem sleeping through that. It differs from going on holiday which can be stressful cos all your gears already in place, there's no checked luggage so you go straight to security and hang about for an hour reading and drinking tea before boarding. You're also so familiar with the procedure, likely gate numbers etc you do most of it with your eyes shut. Where as on your hols you have to turn up stupidly early to queue forever just to check a suitcase in and then you get caught up with everyone else stressing doing the 'me first' march rather than simply slip through in the quiet time. Plus as you're leaving the cold n wet behind and looking forward to a nice ride in the sunshine you generally feel pretty happy about that flight. Mind you it wasn't arf parky up in those mountains today, beautiful views but brrrrrrr. Had to stop n put my waterproof on just for an extra layer and switched my heated grips on and it still wasn't enough I hear Brizzle is trialling the day before your flight bag drop which would be good for folk with suitcases flying early doors. When my bezzie comes out here in March I'm going to try and get her to do that rather than get to the airport over two hours before the flight at stupid o'clock, treat her to the less stressful way to fly.
    4 points
  28. Just got back......fucking hell it needs some cleaning up there cos Fatty ain't exactly house proud! Just going in there gave me a fucking migraine.......reminded me of living with my first wife from 76-82! People used to come into the house and think the dustman had fucking delivered! And unfortunately we have to go back later cos the wife needs to bring the bigger stepladder, rawlplugs, and some other tools.
    4 points
  29. Arrived. Airport parking has a cafe so having a cup of tea before setting off. It’s a very pleasant 23 degrees at the mo.
    4 points
  30. Travelling back to España. Riding my bike. Lying as still as possible and doing as little as possible. Might wander down to the seafront, maybe maybe not. Weather looks good for doing nothing.
    4 points
  31. Had a fun experience today while I was out and about. I had this nice couple come up to me and asked if I was the Grasshopper. I said, why yes it is I. They said how much they enjoy my YouTube videos and stuff like that. Made me smile.
    4 points
  32. Hmm that car looks very clean.....
    3 points
  33. 9 hours of rain. Still have a hosepipe ban as well.
    3 points
  34. Oh and my sarcasm is wasted on you LOL
    3 points
  35. I work full time and the wife doesn't the difference is i beat my wife until she submits then she just does whatever i say
    3 points
  36. Nah you're not boring , mind if you start posting photos of your shopping then we'll let you know
    3 points
  37. I might have to start a poll.
    3 points
  38. Yes I agree.....but the situation here is my boy has to work full time She doesn't work.....in fact she does fuck all other than waste money on shit that's not needed, be abusive, continually complain and get fatter. She's literally behaved like she's on a 7 month holiday in Spain. So there are mitigating circumstances here!
    3 points
  39. Party On! Everyone is already into the sauce so I guess I should get caught up!
    3 points
  40. do you reckon he ever caught Fenton....
    3 points
  41. A friday fun test. This maths test can predict your favourite film. Not sure how it works but it does. Mine was Star Wars. Pick a number between 1 and 9. Multiply by 3. Add 3 to that number. Multiply by 3 again. Add the 2 digits together. Now discover your favourite film! 3. Oliver Twist. 4. Star Wars. 5. Forrest Gump. 6. Saving Private Ryan. 7. Jaws. 8. Grease. 9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep & Oiled-Up Lady Boys. 10. Mary Poppins
    3 points
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