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Bobo neleg ought to be driving a boat. Fred clearly thinks he's riding a goat. Skippy's parked up beside the spanish main Whilst Pete has chosen a dago train Tango,s bike is looking for water and Pedro's seems to be with one of my daughters A tractor, a horse and a Harley clearly designed to haul only one choice left, better call SAUL

Went for a walk, Landlord Pedro, Wiber and Mr Slowly sorted the internet connection , went to the supermarket- photo’s below cos I know how Pete loves to take a supermarket pic , my awesome, cavernous but truly ugly luggage set up that allowed me to do a jumbo size shop plus a selfie of the empty road behind me with smile as per Grasshoppers request for people to smile a bit! LOVE Spain in November

Pedro, do you have a liceunce for that muenkey?

Tried my best to look stylish but it’s hard to do after having to prop up my phone on some rocks. All I thought was that morrocan must be laughing himself silly in the distance looking at me

I’ll just go and leave this here:

So whens this poll going to end its starting to drag out like one of Pete's now, what you got better be good for wasting my time and not a fucking pack of cable ties or some shit like that

The official walk was called off today because it was pissing down all morning, but I decided to do my own thing instead. No bikes involved, only shank's pony!

This is not so lovely, you didn't happen to see a Welsh/Ginger/Dago bloke in there looking for dead dogs by chance

Strolled for a couple of miles in the sunshine, so many different brilliant blues accompanied by a soundtrack of waves crashing on shingle. Good for the soul. Especially when it’s followed by bacon Some abandoned something or other that Mr Slowly tried to persuade me was an old cinema, even he couldn’t quite land that one

My submission now features a monkey which shows that anyone can ride a GS and even monkeys have taste!

Bleddy cold this morning so decided it was time to Muff the Himalayan. I think they look ridiculous but If they keep my hands warm I am sure I will get used to them. I was a bit disappointed that they didn't fit over the handguards but hey ho it is not a deal breaker. Just gotta see if I can live with them now.

It’ll give @Slowlycatchymonkeytime to maybe even post a ride report with pictures not just of sex motels

It was going to be a tossup between Skippy's and Pedro's for me this month but Pedro swapped his good photo for the one with that damn dirty ape in it, so made my choice a bit easier

Hold his hand when crossing the road and if he's a good boy get him some sweets on the way home... no fizzy drinks though

she is liking that a bit to much..... didn't know you played guitar @busabeast

You can't get muff without assistance, Tony the wingman tools for starters.

Just got back from the Social Security......and right about now Fatty's going to be losing her shit. Because her and the two boys can't get health cards until they get Residency. But in the boys' case they will be covered because they're children. So it means Fatty has to fend for herself till she gets Residency!

No worries like Pete said sometime ago on the forum that shalt not be named, you wouldn't stop someone speaking if you were sat round a table together and they went off on a tangent, conversation flows the way it does naturally.

Oh dear, I think that my genetics are trying to escape out of my leotard leg hole.

Is she Polish ?

Maybe she flew to Canada to do the hit?

Blimey, I was only watching the football and I;ve come back to what seems to be three pages of a script from a sort of Polish/Spanish version of Eastenders

this is why I buy meat from te local butcher, everything is cut or made in front of you, you watch him cut the meat off a dead animal ( or part of one) and he'll then pass it through the mincer if you want burgers or patiently explain to you ( me ) how best to cook it if you want it whole or whatever.

Carpet divider interference you say? Was a ginger Welshman in the room?

Nothing that some gentle vibes and some lube couldn't sort out

Well matey there were plenty of pics, what your mind held onto is your own doing

Some nice offroad roads today, spent all day riding with just a stop for some tea. It’s a shame the days are so short now. Now just had a very surreal dinner in which a Moroccan tried to be fancy and ended up putting banana slices inside crème brûlée Hope I’ll pass out in bed and sleep well tonight.

To start the week I went for a walk to the shore. A quiet moment to sit and listen to the water hitting the rocks. The tide was high and you could feel winter’s chill in the air. A lovely way to start the day.

Packing up the canoe today and taking her to a friends place for storage. I am a bit sad leaving her behind, but I think it is for the best considering the winter weather I will be driving through. Two weeks from today I depart.

I think you'll find that's called sperm

All good, no aggro today. We will see what the night time brings

I love my husband dearly but he has a touch of restless leg syndrome, it doesn't fully wake me up but if he's not in the bed the sleep quality I get is so much better. Plus I seem to be tuned into when he wakes up and he me. As he often wakes at night so do I. I know we would both get much better sleep if we were in separate beds but it seems wrong somehow. I don't know why? I quite fancy the set up some of the nobility have where there's a marital bed in one room (usually and mahooisve fourposter covered in bedding that you need 2 mortgages to pay for) and then you have your own bedroom. Both of your bedrooms join the marital bedroom on either side and you meet in there for breakfast.. or whatever

You can't say what all women want based on your experience with one woman. I do the vast majority of the DIY and if anything other than the internet needs fixing I do it myself, I also do the housework, childcare, cooking, logistics, anything necessary to keep a happy home and I work. I certainly don't want part time equality. What you sound like you have is an imbalance. Divvying up the jobs in a relationship is tricky because each person brings different skills. Men and women to come preloaded with gender based skills (how many times have you heard a man mocked if he can't fix things? or a woman slated if the children are naughty). If you're unhappy with the set up you have you have to do a reset and say you're not happy with it. When jobs come up that she can't do, show her how. A friend of mine was explaining about how gay men share the tasks that need doing, because it's not gender based they pick what they like, what they're naturally good at and split the jobs neither wants between them. TBH I think wear and tear on couples when their kids are young always provides enough strain to make for a good rage every now n then!

Back on track...........

That was one cool little monkey, it was his personality that got him nominated

It’s all lovely where the old part is and where it’s been developed by the seafront but if you walk far enough it comes to an abrupt halt at the end of the shingle. There’s a lot more development going ahead, I could see Salobreña changing from a sweet seaside place used predominantly by the Spanish into something more sprawling and touristy. I’d put money on that abandoned bit being developed in the next couple of years. Then again Motril is next door and they already do all of that stuff so hopefully not!

276mbps download speed, woohoo. Back in Blighty I get a shitty 13, yep 13! Gonna be streaming me some SAS Rogue heroes when I get back from the supermarket

I'm off to the Social Security office with my boy to sort out their health cards.

So long as it’s only on the front page for a month and I don’t have to look at a Honda for the entire year then yer

Absolutely! Forums should be real life......not Borstal!

Haha yeah it should sorry @Slowlycatchymonkey for hijacking your thread

Should of been in the vent section. Only time me and Mandi are sleeping in the same room together is when we're away from home. I want the tele on, she doesn't and she used to snore something rotten. She's since been to the sleep doc for a mask and pump to stop the snoring but we're both used to our own beds now.

Bit of bacon for breakfast then off to Alcampo to pic up some supplies. The internet has been down since yesterday morning so I'm going to have to be sparing with my data allowance, I seem to be able to chew through 60gb of data no problem

Well if we were voting for monkey of the month Marcel would win every time