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Just had a ball ache of a weekend at work, mental busy what with the Strep A and Scarlet Fever plus other stuff, against the huge lack of resources that is affecting all of the British Health care. But not wanting to get political we had one call that had both the Clinician and me pissing ourselves laughing. We had a call to a fag munching old biddy who is well know to our service (NHS 111) as a frequent PIA, anyway she had made a 999 call earlier in the evening saying she couldn't breathe for what was in effect a chest infection. The Ambulance crew referred her on to our service for a visit after seeing her. We eventually rocked up to her place, at 2:30 am on a very rough council estate. House all in darkness and no answer at the door. My clinician decides to ring her, she could have been collapsed or be in distress or any number of things, it was a safeguarding issue. I dialled on the car phone. She picked up, shouting "Who the Fuck is that calling me at this time in the morning." My clinician responded, "Hello Mrs **** this is the Out Of Hours Doctors service and we have come to visit you, and we are outside of your front door." Her response, "Well you can fuck off, I have a cold and I am not answering the door now its freezing you stupid bastard". But this time I was biting my sleeve trying not to laugh. My clinician whilst hitting me and hissing shut up, responded, "We had a call to visit you and are concerned that you may need our help, are you sure you don't want to me to see you now we are here" Old Lady: "No fuck off and let me sleep". My Clinician: "Ok perhaps you could follow up with your own GP in the morning if you don't want to see me now" Old Lady: "No point ringing those useless cunts, now fuck off". My Clinician, still clouting me: "Ok are you going to be ok, as we have to leave to do other calls now" Old lady: "I will be fine it's only a cold now fuck off" My Clinician "Goodnight Mrs **** hope you get some sleep and feel better in the morning" Click! So after both of us recovered from our giggling fit off we fucked to the next call. My clinician emailed his notes to her surgery and requested they call her in the morning to check she was ok. I hate to think of the reception they got today. I was secretly delighted we didn't have to go in as I would have had to accompany my Clinician as a chaperone and I wasn't keen. Of course it's part of my job and I would have done it but I didn't fancy it really. I know it sounds daft but we had just come from a horrific end of life visit and having Mrs Angry, who sounded fine, swearing at us was a happy relief .

Yeh … @Sofiais one cool chick , bikes , cars … if she knows her way round a kitchen and likes football …. she’s the ideal lady

carefull now .... you racist cunt

You wouldn't be buying this Indian Shite if the manufacturers' names were Punjab or Poppadom.

Nope, you're not allowed and the conversation will be littered with assumptions and get shut down by you or someone else before it gets going besides I just wanted a good chuckle at a religious man wearing a demonic logo

One of the Christmas cakes im making this year, now wrapped up and getting more and more drunk every week till it gets the decorative cover before the big day!

Get her to sign up here!

Bet they'd do a good curry though

After my spot of plumbing today in work our computer decided to say 'NO' . I spent the rest of the day trying get an internet connection, I did it in the end but I found it very frustrating.

Racist

Working all day …. Flat out again … your sitting on your arse in front of a computer , hardly work is it

You go and punch one guy after a hard day at work and you never hear the end of it! This deleting people thing never stops, was it even vegan cheese in the offered sandwich?

you ruined that ... with alluding

Absolutely correct1 In the early 70's most of us would have gotten abuse from old guys for having a Jap bike.....but that hatred never extended to Germans or Italians.

Well she does have the right vocabulary

pair of fucking idiots aint they.... no comparason to british bikes of the 60's or 70's ....

I agree with you there nobody really wanted anything British when I was a youngster, with perhaps the exception of a Bonnie or a Commando. Japs were faster and more reliable, but still made out of chocolate metal and in effect deteriorating dynamite especially in the hands of ham fisted youngsters. Bikes in general are far better more reliable products now. I think because my mindset is still back there, is why I like my Himalayan so much, it is vastly superior to many of the bikes I had back then, slower than some of them but a much better made machine, with the exception of my aircooled BMWs. But fuck me were they expensive back then, as now. I had a Bonnie in the early 1980s and it was a dog, probably worth a mint now as it was a Jubilee edition but mine had had several careless ham fisted owners before me and to be honest at 19 I had no clue either. I loved the sound it made when it was running but was very envious of my mates CX500 Custom when was so much better in everyway that mattered back then. But having said all of that I am still a sucker for these new retro rides and I would have an Interceptor or Gold Star in a heartbeat if I had a place in my wallet and headspace for a garage queen that I could polish and love and maybe ride on a sunny day.

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Been a tough day, slept in til 8.30, booked flights for ski trip, lunch out with Mr Slowly, quick ride in 20 degree sunshine, cup of tea waiting for me when I got back and this sign which caught me out cos my Spanish is below basic but when I finally twigged I laughed all the way home. Yes it’s fine to hate me, practically obligatory when I post stuff like that

I would have one , not as my only bike though

None of this shit would be happening if me and six had got the mod gig..... Bullshitting about a new bike abs he just gets some gay boots and a new frock for plowing the fields

Separate thread ….

That's life for you eh, money comes in and you don't see it for bills

Got my Pension today! Soon be gone in bills though!

‘You mention diet again and I will piss in your boots’

Back in the ‘80’s I worked in California for a couple of years on an electronics contract. The company provided me with a Lincoln Town Car which was about 70 feet long, I could park it at the office in San Jose and the back end was still in Los Gatos (look it up retards). The president of the company invited me over for a barbecue, welcome to the company kind of thing and he had a 79 R100RT covered in dust in his garage with a scraped fairing and broken screen, he had bought it, rode it one day, fell off it and his wife banned him from riding it again, probably wise as he kept crashing his Jeep as well. Anyway to cut a long story short, we got it into the boot of the Lincoln and I took it and recommissioned it, removed the screen and rode the shit out of it for two years, I even ran it around Laguna Seca a couple of times and rode through Death Valley on it, it was absolutely brilliant. When I got back to the U.K. what did I go out and buy? You guessed it. A gixxer.

Well you beat me I have only had 43, and I am not sure I could name them all now.

get back to the circus ... your on in 10

Yes, it was a pussy magnet.

Crazy thing is I can't remember any reg number from 1979 on! But in my defence there has been 65 in all!

It's stood you in good stead for the harley then

I even remember the reg numbers of all of the Brits back then! BSA Bantam DMR277C, BSA B33 UDE141, Triumph 350 3TA CEJ714D.....that was ex-Welsh Water Board. I pushed all of the fuckers.....especially the Bantam!

I wouldn't buy British either! Don't forget that I owned and rode a variety of Brit bikes from the 60's era: Norton, Triumph, BSA, RE, AJS, Matchless, Francis Barnett......I've even been on the back of an Ariel Square Four! And without exception they were agricultural and unreliable.....which is why the Japs were able to kill them all off. None of those names (with the possible exception of Triumph) are something to aspire to. Something to avoid more like. I'm sure the modern Indian bikes are a lot better.....but it still doesn't get away from the fact that the name of the brand is the selling point! And those names weren't that fucking great in the first place.

Got to love the "look what you could have" carrot from manufacturers

This is the bike i wanted when they first started selling the CRF1000 very disappointed it was only somebodies vision of what it could be

Yeh....it did pick up today but now we've got a week of rain.

And I bet its been nice weather too

When they do that it always reminds me of that darts show Bullseye "look at what you cudda won" .. except you can't. Could you live with a low bhp bike though?

This morning I am mainly a plumber in work

It’s not Dainese, it’s a wolf. He couldn’t pull Dainese devil cool!

There is yet another vehicle to show you... its been in my life since 2007, althought I hadn't seen it for 4 years and thought I never would, but the Gods of cars decided to give me a chance to get it again. As happy as I am to keep it, importing it to Portugal from Germany means I am, effectively, paying for it all over again... it will cost over 5000 euros to legalize it, which was exactly my half when in 2007 I bought it half ways with my ex husband... Anyway, I do indeed have too many toys, only short of an off road bike and a vibrator! The 1st I can't afford, the 2nd I don't need!!

Maths class in school, teacher asks little Billy, "If I give you two cats then another two cats then two more cats how many cats do you have ? Seven says Billy. Ok says the teacher, lets try a different way, if I give you two apples then another two apples and then two more apples how many apples do you have ? Six . Great says the teacher, why did you answer seven to the cats ? I already have one at home.

Was??? Still is!!! Turned 20 this year, I have had almost from new. We have been together for that long!! Best car in the World!!

Soft pampered lap dog, no fierce family saving rat killer. He caught a bloody huge rat in the garden this morning and dispatched it with aplomb. Back to soft loving family pet now but proud of him for taking the rat out. It's the second time he has done it, in the summer we had a rat get in the house and sorted that one to. As my daughter calls him Odious Maximut, as she thought it appropriate he have a gladiatorial name